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President on constant forum crashes
 
We are being attacked, and believe me, I know attacks, I attacked the game by starting this campaign. But that's besides the point. Our forum servers are crashing! Who to blame? The Germans! Cedric is allowing these hombres to literally, quite literally, POUR into our servers and DDoS them with their tremendous hacking skills.
 
Our servers are falling, like the Russians did. It happened to the Russians, who by the way, I am in no communications with whatsoever (besides the occasional brunch I have with their president, when I may or may not be giving him information such as our nuclear codes), and now it's going to happen, well, now it IS happening to us! We will not stand for this, and we will fight back. I am working on a great great system to sift out these bad horrible people and clean our servers from these hacks. The German hackers!
 
I don't believe this is to be taken lightly, and believe me, millions of people agree with me, and they believe me. THIS IS WAR! Prepare yourselves Germany, because I have the nuclear codes.
 
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to visit Saudi Arabia to unite their community with ours to fight against the Germans, and then maybe I'll go have a business lunch with the president of Israel. While I'm gone, I'll be entrusting our Secretary of State @GoldRock to answer any questions on the forum attack matter, who you'll have to find, seeing I heard he's joined our Press Secretary on hiding in the bushes, which by the way, I can't think of why they'd do that.
 
— President Yisroel.Rabin
 


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We need the OIL!!!! OIL!!! The only way to make Tanki GREAT again is to dig deep for oil!! We will dig in the holes of Gubahka, the trenches of Kungur, and the tunnels of Silence! We will get lots and lots of money by selling the oil to players, and then we will become rich! 

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Yisroel, you got it all wrong. It wasn't the germans, not even the germans but it was the French ;)

Shush, you know nothing. You're a 3rd party.

 

Btw why the forum wasn't working?

Germans.

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Are people allowed to leave this campaign? If so, I support this campaign

Yes. Our president ain't crazy.

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IMPORTANT LEAK: MTGA campaign uncovers who really controls the EN community 
 
Today, the Make Tanki Great Again campaign team obtained a critical leak from insiders in the corrupt EN community establishment that revealed who's really in control. The answer: .
 
"But Cedric is the boss!" we hear you cry. Nope, it's just a cover. A ruse. He may be secretly German (as we exclusively revealed on our website), but he's only a low-level agent. The actual top-dog of the EN community is none other than the omnipresent Ostrica.
 
What does this mean? It turns out that Chat Admin Ostrica is also Forum Admin Ostrica, Newspaper Admin Ostrica and even CM Ostrica.
 
Ostrica controls everything. The other Admins merely do Ostrica's bidding. No ifs, no buts, no questions asked - Ostrica has ultimate authority over all.
 
This leak confirms our worst nightmares and strengthens our resolve to fight for change. We MUST take back our community! We must prepare our Supporters for the revolution! We cannot let this corrupt establishment continue for any longer! 
 
MAKE TANKI GREAT AGAIN!!!
 
— Secretary of State @GoldRock; sponsored by President @Yisroel.RabinFirst Lady @Night-SistersChief of Staff  and Chief Strategist @beaku
 


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