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Put me as a supporter. I remember those days when you could play a normal battle without having to worry about these hardcore buyers

Yea. I was a 6th grader back then, so I didn't really have to worry about anything besides what time my mother would realize I was up at 3 AM playing Tanki.

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I wish we had the old players back. These current Tanki players just spam topics on the forum. I am British but I just wish the Arabs were back on Tanki but now we just got noobs everywhere.

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We're dead?

No, I'm just under investigation at the moment.

 

I wish we had the old players back. These current Tanki players just spam topics on the forum. I am British but I just wish the Arabs were back on Tanki but now we just got noobs everywhere.

Yes! Speak your mind and keep supporting. I should be finished with this investigation business very soon!

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Let's get 1 thing straight with everyone. The orange man copied the sologan from Ronald reigen (let's make.....) so use the "good" republican, and not the guy who hates disabled people. Am I banned now? It's great to be banned folks, billions of people have been banned covfefe.

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Let's get 1 thing straight with everyone. The orange man copied the sologan from Ronald reigen (let's make.....) so use the "good" republican, and not the guy who hates disabled people. Am I banned now? It's great to be banned folks, billions of people have been banned covfefe.

Slogan duh wha what? Who, what, where, and why are you talking about. I am just the coolest president ever and it shouldn't be so complicated.

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Yis, I think you should covfefe this topic too.

Nah. Covfefing this topic would only result in the growth of another one that should actually be covfefed.

 

And that's not good at all. See, God-Emperor Yisroel.Rabin has yuuuuuuuge plans for this forum, and none of them would be implemented if he covfefed himself.

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Nah. Covfefing this topic would only result in the growth of another one that should actually be covfefed.

 

And that's not good at all. See, God-Emperor Yisroel.Rabin has yuuuuuuuge plans for this forum, and none of them would be implemented if he covfefed himself.

If this topic is covfefed, that topic would automatically be covfefed by a mod.

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Covfefe was a misspell of "conference". He said press before, and it only makes sense. But the guy himself doesn't make sense so anything can be possible

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Your campaing has been elected for the elections of 2017.

 

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By: slave of Adriel.RB

No need to flood the forums with these posts we can all see in the off topic section. Best regards Fresh

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Presidential statement after investigation stopped
 
Gooooood morning tankers and tankladies alike (but especially tankiladies ;))! How are you all? Because I feel great. Why? Well, lemme tell you; there's no greater feeling than passing an investigation! Oh yes guys, I PASSED!
 
Oh, okey, I'll stop, yes, okey.
 
I've just been told via microphone (yes, the same one my opponent, TSY_the_crazy, used during the elections) to calm down and tell everyone the whole story. Well, thanks microphone, I need that, we all know I can get a bit carried a way at times. So anyways, let me start!
 
Well, I was just tweeting out my feels on Twitter, when huge guys just broke into my home, saying that I was under investigation. Immediately I fired my T.B.I. (Tanki Bureau of Investigation) Director, because instinct. But I don't think that helped, because they put me under investigation anyway. And remember, I'm the president!
 
They took away my Twitter, my Tanki forum account. I basically was your typical grandmother while I was being investigated. All they let me have was this Etch A Sketch so I could write fake tweets... The only could part of that was the battery never ran out, but it was never connecting to the internet for some reason. Either way, I was under investigation for this random German thing. For some reason, I was being accused of leaking information to the Germans. Why would we do that? I don't even know a German. What is a German? See, I clearly have no clue what Germans are and definitely have never colluded with one of them.
 
For some reason, the investigators (who were very mean, by the way), didn't accept that answer, and simply replied by opening all my drawers, as if they would be any secret information in the desk of the oval office. Well, it turns out there was, but it was just Dora The Explorer coloring book, which I managed to grab out of their hands before they fully comprehended the situation.
 
But, after about a month of nonstop drawer opening and cabinet flipping, they found no evidence whatsoever of me interacting with Germany.
 
— President Yisroel.Rabin
 


 

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