[MTGA] Make Tanki Great Again

[Whatever 157]

I support this campaign.

[fe4f3 1,002]

I support this campaign.

[TheContractKiller_GT 374]

#MGTA

i support this campaign

i will fund with crystals ok?

[Mr_Rules 250]

I SUPPORT THIS CAMPAIGN

And we should make a wall between the NOOBS and the PROS, thank you for understanding.

[Quarks 2,255]

---

---

 

 

---

---

 

President Successfully Receives a Building Permit

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have received very good news. The President has successfully obtained a building permit for a wall, from himself.

 

Through 2 long hours of legal procedures, which include but are not limited to getting the paper, getting a pen, finding a different pen because the first didn't work, getting publicity photos, brushing teeth, garnering twitter hype, and breaking the second pen, our glorious leader signed the form itself.

 

The document consisted of detailed drawings and a beautiful signature *Image not provided so it can't be forged*, the wall permit is put into place. The expected costs are "A Lot" and it is expected to be paid "whenever" by "German Nugs". As for when construction begins, well, it is currently stuck in bureaucracy. It has been handed off to , our chief of staff, we expect to hear back from him very soon. With that said, I feel like I should chew some Trident Gum (Trident Gum may or may not be a sponsor of our group).

 

Avante_Grade,

Press Secretary

 

---

---

Edited April 13, 2017 by Quarks

[Ninja 10,468]

Excellent news even though it makes no sense :)

[Quarks 2,255]

Please click on detailed drawings to give you an idea of the plans.

[Magenta 5,165]

I support this campaign. i am ready to fully finance the campaign and ready to help the President in anyway that is needed. i am a fervent believer in this campaign, and will go to extraordinary lengths to achieve it. i would like to become chief of Photography and will readily take up any available posts.

some of my memories with this gr8 man :') *happy tears* :

 

 

 

---

---

 

 

[Fresh 2,390]

Can I be a rebel against your campaign please.

[ptcl 116]

If Yisroel was president, all tanki staff would have been in jail :ph34r:

[fe4f3 1,002]

 

Link? :lol:

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Holy... When did this happen? This seems is the beginning of something big

 

I support this campaign :)

Something YUGE!*

 

Kill me now.

 

I edited this campaign.

What?

 

I declare war on this mult campaign, k. Tanki is already great, no need to destroy it!

 

:ph34r:

Star war? On us?! PFT! Good luck with that.

 

No one is going to pay for your effen wall.

You'll see – the Germans won't know what hit em'!

 

What happened to the forum..? :mellow:

Me.

 

Re-open the oil fields in the Iran map! It had been abandoned ever since the 1.100 update of 2012 came out.

Let me tell you something... there is still plenty of oil, I'll tell you that. I need it to be opened to start up the foundry in Industrial Zone.

 

Sir if you re-open the oil fields, let me t.... I can fuel my precious foundry again and produce enough steel for thousands of hulls and turrets.

I'm talking big business Mr.President...

That's the spirit!

 

How long will it take to be made great again?

Good question, actually. I'll look into it.

 

Can I be a rebel against your campaign please.

No.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Not an official yet*

[Penguin40 1,714]

:stabs Yisroel with my favourite Railgun in his sleep: :blows up criminal illegal headquarters:

 

:ph34r:

 

Anyways, seriously? I rebel, k

[Quarks 2,255]

---

---

 

 

---

---

 

Secretary of State Angry at President for Taking Credit for Everything

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to report these serious allegations. Our very own Secretary of State, Goldm0lt, has contacted me (a few days ago but I'm lazy) to report on these allegations.

 

According to him, he designed most of the web page, wrote most of our esteemed president's words on the title shpiel, and that Rabin is taking all the glory from him.

 

These shocking accusations were meet the words "mult", "nug", and "wait, gold is alive?". However, these are serious allegations, to which our president with luxurious hair said "WRONG! That is absolutely wrong! Nothing in this project has been done by GoldRock and nothing he says will change that, and frankly, he’s been very very wrong! He has to be put in his place and be told not to lie. I will have to deal with this soon. PROBLEM! BAD!”"

 

This has been a titanic report, once there have been further developments, I will let you know. But for right now, I need to restock on Trident gum. (Trident is still DEFINETLY not a SPONSOR).

 

Avante_Grade,

Press Secretary

 

---

---

Edited April 13, 2017 by Quarks

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

---

---

 

 

---

---

 

Just got off the phone with official paint salesmen, with whom I discussed what shade of pink we should paint my office. Was a very nice gentleman, didn't insult me once! GREAT MAN!

 

— President Yisroel.Rabin

 

---

---

[delnina2 1,570]

 

---

---

 

 

---

---

 

Just got off the phone with official paint salesmen, with whom I discussed what shade of pink we should paint my office. Was a very nice gentleman, didn't insult me once! GREAT MAN!

 

— President Yisroel.Rabin

 

---

---

 

Pink color HOT color, good I like that. Hot office. 

 

Very Good. 

 

I support this Great Rabin. Good Man.

Edited April 14, 2017 by delnina2

[fe4f3 1,002]

I want painted it black.

[fe4f3 1,002]

#StepUpYisroel

[delnina2 1,570]

Yisroel, I support your campaign but you are becoming ridiculous. Step down now!

 

Anyone else who wants him to step down , type #stepdownYisroel in the forum.

Yisroel is amazing. His office is pink. He has Hot office. Hot plans. Very Good. 

 

Yisroel First. Yisroel First. Yisroel First.

[gabriele02 3,813]

#MTGA

[Mystique 1,127]

Yisroel is amazing. His office is pink. He has Hot office. Hot plans. Very Good. 

 

Yisroel First. Yisroel First. Yisroel First.

Oops! 

 

 

Edited April 14, 2017 by Mystique

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Yisroel, I support your campaign but you are becoming ridiculous. Step down now!

 

Anyone else who wants him to step down , type #stepdownYisroel in the forum.

WRONG!

 

So maybe you guys want Nikk, CooperO, Stanzhang, Hate and Viking4S in jail?

Who said anything about jail?

[fe4f3 1,002]

    

So maybe you guys want Nikk, CooperO, Stanzhang, Hate and Viking4S in jail?

No, Godemode_ON.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

You did right? Stop lying! So are you the next

I am Yisroel.Rabin, and I don't even know a Donald.

---

 

Also, a friendly reminder: Please don't discuss real life politics, it's against the rules and can result in a ban. Thanks!

Edited April 17, 2017 by Hate
Quote edited as it was related to real life politics.