[MTGA] Make Tanki Great Again

[Ninja 10,468]

I'm in this clan

Upcoming 'This is not a clan' msg.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

I'm in this clan

I will not give in to Ninja's needs. This is a clan. :x

[Ninja 10,468]

I will not give in to Ninja's needs. This is a clan. :x

i run

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

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Press briefing with the President on new Anti-MTGA movement

 

*I walk in looking tired and depressed, as I do*

 

Hmmmmpf (that's what me inhaling through my nose through a microphone sounds like).

 

Before we begin this press briefing, I'd like to mention that I just had the most delicious and most beautiful cake Tanki has ever seen, ever. It was FANTASTICALLY good. You should try it some time. But before you do, let's get down to business!

 

This press briefing is all about the new movement which has been brought to my attention, the Anti Make Tanki Great Again movement. Before we dive deep into this group of BAD people, let me just say, that's one BAD name. They litreally just took our name and put 'Anti' in front of it. Oh well, not everyone could have as much creativity as me *big smile* (click).

 

Anyways, these guys are literally, quite literally, POURING INTO OUR CAMPAIGN, trying to steal our AMAZING Supporters and followers and round up our jobs, which, by the way, I am bringing back big league. BAD hombres who need to be dealt with VERY FAST.

 

They wanted to work with me; to have a "friendly fight" which would be a "big joke." Let me tell you people what I told them; "NO WAY HOMBRE!" (click) They thing this is some sort of joke, but it isn't. This is real life and very serious. I am here to put us first, and quite frankly, it's become quite hard to do just that with all these horrible people flooding in here like a bunch of lunatics.

 

Before I go completely insane – and let me tell you, I can go very insane sometimes, just ask my daughter, Flexoo, I can go VERY insane sometimes – let's take a few questions from this fantastic crowd of people.

 

"Mr. President, I got an invitation to join the Anti-MTGA movement, why shouldn't I join?" — Neutrino

 

"Why shouldn't you join"? Oh, please, go ahead, join those hombres, and believe me when I say I don't care, so long as you leak all their private information to me.

 

"Would you... You know what, nevermind." — Maf

 

Yes, I would, absolutely. BIG LEAUGE!

 

"How can we combat their nuclear dictionaries?" — kaisdf

 

We have tactics like you've never seen before. We have armed Magnums ready to shoot full force against anyone who touches us. I mean, look for yourself, I already bombed North Kunger and you don't see them fighting back, because that's how tough we are! And let me tell you something, the Anti MTGA army is not even strong at all. They threatened to bomb Iran if we didn't give into their demands, and I was just in Iran — I actually had this fantastic salad there; sliced tomatoes and freshly salted cucumbers, probably the best salad any human has ever had before — and it (Iran, despite the salad) was PERFECTLY FINE, believe me. Fine.

 

 

"Which campaign has better cookies?" — kaisdf

 

We have the best cookies! Our cookies are great, our cookies are truly great. They are the greatest cookies you've ever seen and will ever see. You know, I actually had a box earlier today, they were great, believe me. Simply fantastic.

 

"President, how do you plan to get rid of these guys?" — 'Anonymous'

 

*Be right back, I have to go copy and paste something*

 

"Now, I want to build the wall. We need the wall. And the Border Patrol, Drug Management Department, they all want the wall. We stop the drugs. We shore up the border. One of my first acts will be to get all of the drug lords, all of the bad ones — we have some bad, bad people in this country that have to go out. We're going to get them out; we're going to secure the border.

And once the border is secured, at a later date, we'll make a determination as to the rest. But we have some bad hombres here, and we're going to get them out!"

 

Same goes for the Anti MTGA movement. These are some very very bad people who are, quite literally, against making Tanki great again. We have to get these guys out and I plan to do it in just the same way as I will with the rest of the bad drug lords. BAD HOMBRES WILL GO!

 

"Mr. President, I was just wondering if you spoke with the President of the Anti MTGA campaign, and if you have, what did you two discuss?" — 'A CNN reporter'

 

Well, I actually have. We discussed many thin— Hold on, "A CNN reporter"? FAKE NEWS! HORRIBLE PERSON! GET OUT! WE'RE DONE!

 

I think that about wraps it up for now. In conclusion; we've got some weak yet bad people pouring into our campaign like fire ants, and believe me, I know fire ants. In 2003, I got stung by a fire ant and let me tell you, it did not feel good. Tanki first! Make Tanki Great Again!

 

*I walk out, smiling and waving, as I do*

 

— President Yisroel.Rabin

 

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Edited April 20, 2017 by Yisroel.Rabin

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

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New Discord server launched!

 

Many of you have suggested I make a Discord server to go alongside our FANTASTIC Skype group. To that I say, let's go for it! I've put together the most beautiful Discord server for our Supporters to join and have fun in. In order to overthrow the 3vil administration, we need to bond as a team, and I intend to o just that, believe me.

 

If you're a Supporter, and would like to join our FANTASTICALLY AMAZING Discord server, click here or use the following link.

 

Link: https://discord.gg/vr4RVg7

 

P.S. If you have any suggestions for Bots or other interesting features we can include to the server, feel free to shout them out on the server or in the Skype group.

 

— President Yisroel.Rabin

 

 

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[Electra 733]

Hooo Yisroel, we are against the MTGA group, we're not copying your title name. 

You want to make a wall? Anti-folks, please destroy their wall! Protests are open against the crazy president with furious ideas to destroy our beautifull world :x

 

Go away president, we will win as democrate group against a dictatory leadership  :lol:

Edited April 20, 2017 by Electra

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Hooo Yisroel, we are against the MTGA group, we're not copying your title name. 

You want to make a wall? Anti-folks, please destroy their wall! Protests are open against the crazy president with furious ideas to destroy our beautifull world :x

 

Go away president, we will win as democrate group against a dictatory leadership  :lol:

I guess this means you're leaving our FANTASTIC campaign? Okey, fine with me, but don't come crying to me when the wall goes up!

[Electra 733]

I guess this means you're leaving our FANTASTIC campaign? Okey, fine with me, but don't come crying to me when the wall goes up!

Noo, I'll bring you in the biggest nightmares LOL 

There will not be a wall, because we'll destroy this project  ^_^

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Noo, I'll bring you in the biggest nightmares LOL 

There will not be a wall, because we'll destroy this project  ^_^

 

[Electra 733]

 

 

Thank you bro  :lol:

[fe4f3 1,002]

Did someone said Wall?!? :S

No, someone said Wall's

[ZeusVinsi 84]

I Wish I Can Make New Banners For This Topic!! I Wanted To Become Editor For This Topic

[fe4f3 1,002]

I Wish I Can Make New Banners For This Topic!! I Wanted To Become Editor For This Topic

Try to make one and show us.

[AWMX 394]

I support this campaign :D

[Electra 733]

I support this campaign :D

Why does everyone try to Cedric put down??  :wacko:

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Acnologia, don't join MTGA. join me instead. MTGA will go deeper and deeper into the opposite of heaven. While anti MTGA will stay alive and change gradually for the better. Scientists have predicted that we may stay alive into the 2030s while MTGA dies at around 2019. Join me Acnologia, you won't regret it.

Will you post that for every person who supports this campaign? Eee, and then you tell me to get off your page. :/ Use le common sense.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

It worked for two people actually. Delnina and Dare.Devil.

 

I heard you are a girl!!!

Whether it works or not, it's a tactic worthy of cringe.

 

And yes, I am, in fact, a female.  :ph34r:

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

I have technique, you don't. Anyway, Dusseldorf attack is going ahead.

Yet I have a much bigger fan-base than you. Please, I have plans. B) Your agenda consists of asking my members to join you instead of doing legit advertisements, and threatening to bomb every map in Tanki. That, my friend, is not how to Make Tanki Great Again, believe me.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Tanki is great already. Bombing a few maps.won't do too much damage. In the end, all this can be repaired by YOU and that will be YUUUUGGEE!

[Drazox 665]

http://hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Talking about adverts, did you know that I got some junk mail from some player called @Amazing to suscribe to his youtube channel. Should I report it?

You should ask him to join Anti MTGA.

 

Legit feedback though:

Don't bother reporting him, Tanki doesn't except violations of any kind if they're doing in a PM.

Edited April 21, 2017 by Yisroel.Rabin

[Ninja 10,468]

Dusseldorf attack has been put forward to 25/4. President Yisroel.Rabin, please respond to our peace requests.

If you want peace don't attack. Logic. End of story. How obvious can it be?

[M-axis 589]

I support tdis movement!

 

Is it ok that Im 99 percent German :p

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

^ ._. k

[Quarks 2,255]

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Press Secretary Avante_Garde is really lazy

 

As I'm sure you all have noticed, your press secretary was once a reporter. Due to this important task, A_G is, inevitably, a lazy m0lt. I want to chew some gum now.

 

Avante_Grade,
Press Secretary

 

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Edited April 22, 2017 by Quarks