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Gangsta Cheese Made Me Do It

 

"Bro, you stink," said the block of cheese with a disgusted grimace to the one across from him.

 

The moldy block of cheese narrowed his eyes and in a deep tone, he replied; "What did you say to me, chump?"

 

"You stank!"

 

"You best take that back," the moldy cheese replied, pointing a finger.

 

The cheese shook his head. "Take a shower first, bro."

 

"Screw off," the moldy cheese snapped, pulled out a 9mm and down the street the bangs were heard as he unloaded his diamond plated pistol into the cheese.

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"And that's how Swiss cheese was made," the father cheese said to his son.

 

 

I don't know what was going on...

 

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This should be in the actual newspaper. The AWC is trash compared with this literary genius.

My literacy pales in comparison to your sarcasm ;)

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