Google Translator Rocks but sometimes makes us Laugh

[sid262 283]

Yeah thats right google translator is one the best things in the world.... but as we all know it sometimes just makes us go LOL.... Its a good program.... but even for google translator its not easy to translate our every sentence accurately....but those translations with defects are just funny that we want to share with our friends...

 

so guys we all use gooogle translator ...we from diferent parts of the world and translate our language into english but sometimes translation is so funny even if we write correct sentence in our language... 

 

so guys here we can talk about benefits of google translator and please post screenshots of funny :lol: translated sentences.....

 

here is mine :

 

I wrote in my language  that >> Girls in this game drug and fight and some girls apply medicine on wound ( i.e healing by isida ) but below screenshot is funny for this sentence when translated to english 

 

Edited July 13, 2017 by sid262

[Boeing_787 1,455]

 

Yeah thats right google translator is one the best things in the world.... but as we all know it sometimes just makes us go LOL.... Its a good program.... but even for google translator its not easy to translate our every sentence accurately....but those translations with defects are just funny that we want to share with our friends...

 

so guys we all use gooogle translator ...we from diferent parts of the world and translate our language into english but sometimes translation is so funny even if we write correct sentence in our language...

 

so guys here we can talk about benefits of google translator and please post screenshots of funny :lol: translated sentences.....

 

here is mine :

 

I wrote in my language that >> Girls in this game drug and fight and some girls apply medicine on wound ( i.e healing by isida ) but below screenshot is funny for this sentence when translated to english

 

 

Not sure what is going on here

I think most translators translate literally word for word, and do not care much about context. Translators are not always useful for precise and accurate translations, but they can translate well enough for you to understand something written in a foreign language. Even if the meaning of something isn't clear it is easy to understand.

Edited July 14, 2017 by Boeing_787

[personia 4,036]

Also, google translator isn't awesome, whoever told you that was lying. It's 'one of the best things of the world', like the sun, or the universe or nature itself, and it's not even one of the best human inventions like modern medicine or discoveries of the higgs-boson particle or crazy new technologies like solar panels and stuff... It's a trashy translator that can't do its job properly. Please bruh. 

[sid262 283]

I think most translators translate literally word for word, and do not care much about context. Translators are not always useful for precise and accurate translations, but they can translate well enough for you to understand something written in a foreign language. Even if the meaning of something isn't clear it is easy to understand.

ofcourse ik it ...am here talking about posting screenshots of funny translated sentences.... sometimes its word to word tranlation makes lol.... so do u have any screenshot of that ...

[sid262 283]

Also, google translator isn't awesome, whoever told you that was lying. It's 'one of the best things of the world', like the sun, or the universe or nature itself, and it's not even one of the best human inventions like modern medicine or discoveries of the higgs-boson particle or crazy new technologies like solar panels and stuff... It's a trashy translator that can't do its job properly. Please bruh. 

lol.... you are comparing google translator to medicines , higgs-boson...ohh you are a real joker which makes us laugh... now plz dont compare this translator with inventions like electricity....internet...... wheels....etc... I think u need to start talking like atleast mature school boy....  B)

btw if u have any funny screenshot of translation....post it here...

[Boeing_787 1,455]

ofcourse ik it ...am here talking about posting screenshots of funny translated sentences.... sometimes its word to word tranlation makes lol.... so do u have any screenshot of that ...

Sorry uh, I will edit my first post sometime today and add a funny image :)

[Tofu 6,773]

I just google translate profanities and play it over and over again to myself.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I just google translate profanities and play it over and over again to myself.

Lol me too, I like how Russian swear words sound haha

[Aunty_Entity 245]

I must be living in the past, I just use babel... the squidgy lil yellow fish, but it can't do wacky languages I can't type...will have to have a  look at translate >)

[sid262 283]

 

 

and my name means page no.262   :P 

 

Edited July 14, 2017 by sid262

[Widow-Maker 60]

You have to remember words in one language may not be present in other languages, so the translator tries to come up with a substitute word and will sometimes reword the  sentence to accommodate the substitute word.

 

For instance: Many years ago, Immigrants wanting citizenship in the USA, had to be able to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in English. Some complained it was too difficult to recite in English. Others said they could recite it, but didn't know what the words meant. At this point, there was a big influx of Spanish speaking Immigrants. So, the Government said, "Okay, then recite it in Spanish." A lot of Americans protested against this decision. Someone who was proficient  in Spanish and English, translated our Pledge of Allegiance from Spanish to English. It had an altogether different connotation, because some of the English words don't exist in Spanish and the wording had to be changed to make sense of the substitute word. Now, the Pledge of Allegiance can be recited in an Immigrant's own language. 

 

I've been searching the web, trying to find the Spanish to English translation, but am unable to find it. 

[Benefactor 6,888]

As translated:

 

 

But when reversed:

 

[Aunty_Entity 245]

Chuckle, nice, is that hi-fi?

[sid262 283]

Chuckle, nice, is that hi-fi?

your name is very funny >> aunty_entity

 

where u live in India ?

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Ok, no problem, fantastic, amazing, absolutely brilliant. I will rate you 0/10 on Yelp

[sid262 283]

Ok, no problem, fantastic, amazing, absolutely brilliant. I will rate you 0/10 on Yelp

whom u talking ? :blink:

[Boeing_787 1,455]

whom u talking ? :blink:

I just posted that randomly lol

[sid262 283]

I just posted that randomly lol

:blink:  :blink:  :blink:

[Boeing_787 1,455]

:blink: :blink: :blink:

Why are you blinking so much?

[Aunty_Entity 245]

your name is very funny >> aunty_entity

 

where u live in India ?

Aunty lives in Australia, we have Auntys here too.

[Aunty_Entity 245]

You used to able to get some very strange results feeding names into spell checkers. Haven't tried in over 20 years now :/ Getting old, I used to work with someone who's name came out as "lettuce files"

[Boeing_787 1,455]

You used to able to get some very strange results feeding names into spell checkers. Haven't tried in over 20 years now :/ Getting old, I used to work with someone who's name came out as "lettuce files"

When I type my name into Microsoft Word, before adding it into the dictionary I get suggestions for Maggie and Masher.

[Hate 5,582]

Aunty lives in Australia, we have Auntys here too.

Absolutely, we definitely have aunties out there.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Absolutely, we definitely have aunties out there.

In the US people usually pronounce Aunt like Ant. I don't know why and it seems odd to me.

[Hate 5,582]

 

I like that as well, interesting to know.