A Day of my Tanki Life

[Stratosphere 2,234]

A Day of my Tanki Life

 

Hello folks! This is Stratosphere, formerly known as aa.agmx. Today I will be writing an awesome article titled "A Day of my Tanki Life". Read on below to find out more!

 

I switched on the computer, wondering what surprise Tanki would have in store for me today. *click* I logged in. *click*. I open the downloadable client. "Why won't this thing load?", I said to myself. I realised I had turned the WiFi off. I turned it back on. Finally, I'm inside the client! I sat tensed on the chair, "What will Tanki have in store for me?" was constantly on my mind. When I logged in, this is what I saw...

 

 

When I logged in, this is what I saw.

 

All that tense build-up for nothing. "Oh well", I consoled myself with, "I still have my missions". When I closed the News panel, this is what I saw.

 

 

When I closed the News panel, this is what I saw.

 

"Not bad, these missions", I said to myself. "Now to do some of them". I started of with my "Capture points" mission. I joined a Red Alert CP. Fortunately, the battle had just started. I changed my equipment to Isida/Hornet and started fightin'! The enemy had started losing hope early on, and many of them left. The auto-balance timer started. I realised I had not only captured 7 points, but also ranked first! I managed to complete two missions in one battle. Next, the Repair Kit mission. I continued playing the same Red Alert CP for the next battle, but either a hacker had removed the repair kit drop zone, or all my files about the map Red Alert had been erased. I was just thinking of finding another battle when I received an invite.

 

I was just thinking of finding another battle when I received an invite.

 

That battle, was a disaster! XP/BP on the map Gravity in Space mode... It only lasted ten minutes. Everyone left. Now was my chance to steal the fund! I'm doing the last capture... I got the fund!

 

 

I got the fund!

 

Admittedly, not much, but something! Then, I remembered my Repair Kit mission. I left. Next stop, Year 2042 CTF. I hung around the drop zones and waited. One Repair Kit... Second one... Wait I need to deal some self-damage.. There, fire into the wall... Pick up the Repair Kit... Done! Ahhhh *sigh*, I have completed my missions.

 

 

Ahhhh *sigh*, I have completed my missions.

 

Afterwards I logged out. THE END. I need a Gold Box. Time to go gold box digging hunting! As I knew from the wisdom of experience, Polygon CP's are the best place for Gold Box hunting. I joined one, with Night Mode. Switch to Striker/Hornet and I began blasting enemies! Ten minutes later. . .

 

Gold box will be dropped soon

 

Finally! Lets switch to Dictator... where's the drop zone? Oh there! Oh wait, too late. Might as well try anyway. Next thing I knew. . . because the rest of my mind had gone blank to you with my jump hacking.

 

 

Next thing I knew...

 

I left in a hurry so no one could vote me. Now, for a pleasure battle! I joined an Island CTF. It lasted for hours! I was an Isida/Mammoth. The battle consisted of Firebirds/Freezes. But all my impatience was worth it. At least that was what I thought. 2 hours later... 30 seconds till the battle ends... 46/45 captures...

 

 

 

I'm finally going to get tons of crystals! I'm going to win! I'm...

 

 

I hope you like my second third article!  :unsure:

Edited October 1, 2017 by Hexed

[Hex 11,520]

Approved!

 

Edits -

1. Font > Trebuchet MS (14)

2. One typo corrected

3. repair kit, gold box > Repair Kit, Gold Box

 

Sorry for the late approval, was busy with pre-publish work and stuff.

[Possibility 282]

Ya bum. I will teach you some skillz. 

 

1) To do anything correct, send a Blue Sphere to me. It will increase your @Possibility of doing anything right

2) Drop me a gold. It will increase your chances of being a noob

3) Write an article where you show everyone your a noob. Oh, you've already done that?  K, nvm

[Stratosphere 2,234]

Approved!

 

Edits -

1. Font > Trebuchet MS (14)

2. One typo corrected

3. repair kit, gold box > Repair Kit, Gold Box

 

Sorry for the late approval, was busy with pre-publish work and stuff.

Aww, thats all right! :)

 

Ya bum. I will teach you some skillz. 

 

1) To do anything correct, send a Blue Sphere to me. It will increase your @Possibility of doing anything right

2) Drop me a gold. It will increase your chances of being a noob

3) Write an article where you show everyone your a noob. Oh, you've already done that?  K, nvm

<_<

[Pyre 3,485]

Nice!

[Stratosphere 2,234]

 

Completing missions does not rank me up any faster. . .  :huh:

[Stratosphere 2,234]

Honestly, I think this is the worst article I've ever written. I think I'll start work on another. . .

[Mjro7 2,837]

Nice Article ^_^