Results Amateur Writing Tournament: Edition One [Complete] Standings

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

To be fair, he is ex-reporter, so I was kinda expected :p

Well, Reporter or not, it’s an even playing field. The only thing he’s got that no one else is fully capable of getting is exposure.

[Hot_Dog69 7]

Last time I try to branch out and try different activities on this site...all my creative stuff gets ignored....guess i'll go back to sabotaging games, pushing people off the sides, spouting profanity and generally raising hell around here...your loss tanki--you blew it

[Magenta 5,165]

Last time I try to branch out and try different activities on this site...all my creative stuff gets ignored....guess i'll go back to sabotaging games, pushing people off the sides, spouting profanity and generally raising hell around here...your loss tanki--you blew it

Well, why don't you post your previous entries here for the public to judge?

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Last time I try to branch out and try different activities on this site...all my creative stuff gets ignored....guess i'll go back to sabotaging games, pushing people off the sides, spouting profanity and generally raising hell around here...your loss tanki--you blew it

So basically, you're saying: "I DIDNT WIN CRYSTALS BECAUSE I WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THATS YOUR FAULT TANKI WAAAAA"

 

That's easily the worst logic I've heard from anyone who didn't have a mental handicap ever. And I've heard a lot of terrible logical conclusions from people, trust me. What are you upset for?

[Tofu 6,773]

I write like a neanderthal!

that's why you get the approval of the judges who are of a similar species

[Hot_Dog69 7]

So basically, you're saying: "I DIDNT WIN CRYSTALS BECAUSE I WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THATS YOUR FAULT TANKI WAAAAA"

 

That's easily the worst logic I've heard from anyone who didn't have a mental handicap ever. And I've heard a lot of terrible logical conclusions from people, trust me. What are you upset for?

I would take the time and answer this question but like I said I'm too busy sabotaging games, pushing people off the sides, spouting profanity and generally raising hell...so forget you read this...I was never here...................

[Magenta 5,165]

I would take the time and answer this question but like I said I'm too busy sabotaging games, pushing people off the sides, spouting profanity and generally raising hell...so forget you read this...I was never here...................

On the internet, nothing is ever forgotten  :ph34r:

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I would take the time and answer this question but like I said I'm too busy sabotaging games, pushing people off the sides, spouting profanity and generally raising hell...so forget you read this...I was never here...................

[Stratosphere 2,234]

Is Sherlock Holmes well-known enough to be accepted? (I'm not a big fan of movies. :unsure: )

[kaisdf 3,320]

Absolutely...

[tweezers 1,034]

The tournament has been completed. A massive thanks to all those who participated from all of us AW Organizers! 

 

Entries for Week Four will still be accepted until tomorrow. 

 

And yes, I am aware that the results for Week Three are long overdue, which is completely my fault. They will be released sometime during the weekend. 

 

Thanks again! 

[Magenta 5,165]

The tournament has been completed. A massive thanks to all those who participated from all of us AW Organizers! 

 

Entries for Week Four will still be accepted until tomorrow. 

 

And yes, I am aware that the results for Week Three are long overdue, which is completely my fault. They will be released sometime during the weekend. 

 

Thanks again! 

You gave me a heart attack with your first line, thank goodness I lived to read the third line...*phew*.

[GeekSHizzle 522]

   

[Magenta 5,165]

   

You?

[Hippin_in_Hawaii 639]

Thanks to the organizers! It was fun to dust off my creative chops, and somewhat assuaged my guilt at not participating in NaNoWriMo (again).  I am looking forward to the results, and seeing what other contributed!

[Magenta 5,165]

You must change the title and make it week 4.

[BabyG0D 106]

Does that mean there wont be a week 5 ?? :(

 

Edited November 18, 2017 by BabyG0D

[Magenta 5,165]

Does that mean there wont be a week 5 ?? :(

No, but there might be an edition 2 :ph34r: but that depends on Twee's whims.

[kaisdf 3,320]

No, but there might be an edition 2 :ph34r: but that depends on Twee's whims.

No, it depends on how popular we thought this one was, and the answer seems to be "not very" from some of the feedback...

[tweezers 1,034]

No, but there might be an edition 2 :ph34r: but that depends on Twee's whims.

Not just mine, all of the other mods do have a say in what goes on around here. I'm not a dictator y'know. :rolleyes:

[Magenta 5,165]

Not just mine, all of the other mods do have a say in what goes on around here. I'm not a dictator y'know. :rolleyes:

Maybe you are. Are we supposed to know if you indeed are a dictator? You'd keep it secret from us common folks, won't ya?

[Stratosphere 2,234]

Do you guys have any approximate date for the results?

[Magenta 5,165]

Do you guys have any approximate date for the results?

Day 56:

 

Tweezer wakes up and dials Kasidf.

 

"Hey kai"

"GM twee"

"Broh do me a favour, I got a fever today, arrange those papers, k?"

"When do you not have a fever, mult?"

"Thnx. Well, just do it *gives a weak sigh* k bai"

Kaisdf: Dang, man, he never comes to office, I gotta do all the work :/

 

Day 68:

 

Twee: "*yawn* hey desnug"

Destrod: "Yeah bro"

 

"You too busy, des?"

"Nay, what you want?"

"Tell them that the results will come out, soon"

"Oh, will they? *sounds excited*"

"Nah, my uncle died, I can't come. We'll have to delay it, but don't kill the hopes of the kids, k?"

"I see. Alright, will do it."

 

Day 72:

Twee: "Oh kittens shat the newspaper will be published in a week omg I haven't written a word..." *phone rings*

 

Kais (on phone): "Dang broh, the people want the resul..."

 

"kais, I'm busy, ok? I'm a reporter, I got tons of work *shouts more some gibberish into the phone to instill fear into kais*"

"Kk bro I get it, do your work fast, we gotta publish the results fast, k, get well soo..."

"I'M NOT SICK OK?"

"Didn't you call in sick yesterday?"

"Did I?"

"You most certainly di.."

"Yeah whatever bye"

 

Day 90:

 

You guess it.

Edited November 20, 2017 by Magenta

[kaisdf 3,320]

Honestly? Accurate.

 

Edited November 20, 2017 by kaisdf

[Magenta 5,165]

Honestly? Accurate.

 

 

Did You expect me to spread fake news?