A Day In Possibility's Life

[Possibility 282]

Hey y'all! Whew! It has been a year since I posted in the AWC.  <_< Stupid end of the year jokes. Just stupid. Anyway, today we are going to go through what it is like to be me. I know you are all excited for this, am I right?  :angry: 

 

 

Instead of listening to the upbeat and beautiful noise that comes out of the alarm clock, I get woken up by my brother screaming, "LETS GO PLAY ROBLOX."

What a wonderful start to the day.

 

I go downstairs to the kitchen to eat a balanced meal of many different foods. They are all recommended by the "How To Get Fat" wikiHow page. Here is what I eat: Pizza, with ketchup, obviously. Once I finish the pizza, I have some french fries and a hamburgers. On the side, I have some diet coke. I mean, can't get too fat, right?

 

After that, I get onto my computer. The first thing I check is the forum. Let's see what is happening today.

Hmm, new edition of the Tanki Thinking Challenge, plus day 3 of The Game? Not very interesting. Ooh, Sliced has posted a gossip column on the EN Helpers? Gotta read that. Well, I can't spend 3 minutes reading through the whole thing, cause I am not a nerd.

 

So I go down to the part about Maf, my favorite mods. This is what Sliced has written: "Ah, Maf, one of the mostly widely recognized mods of all time. But does he have a certain someone in his heart? We think so. After many seconds of research, I lied  discovered that he, *drumroll* likes Nyx, a Reporter."

 

I get a smile on my face after reading that. Old Maf, going after girls. 

 

I login to my account in the game. My missions? Get Repair kits: x1, Finish Last in Battle: x3, Finish First in Battle: x0. Well, those are too hard, so I decide to play some parkour. Let's see, which map? Aleksaaosdfjkasdf? Nah, too Aleksjalksdjfasd-ishy. Rio? Too Brazilly. Dusseldorf? Too German. I finally settle on Berlin. (Haha, get it?) I join the battle, only to realize that I am using Dictator-Ricochet. So I decide to leave the battle. I wonder... this game is a bit too boring for me. Maybe I will play something else. Let's see. Minecraft? Too blocky. Roblox? My brother plays it. It is uncool to play the same game as your brother. Oh, what the heck, I will just turn into TSY_the_crazy and start spamming the forum

 

2.5 Million Posts later, I hear someone screaming my name. Well, I was gonna create a YouTube video for my channel, but yeh. I gotta go. 

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Approved.

 

Few minor edits, grammar was pretty good. I think you over-explained your jokes, sometimes but that's okay. If the readers "get" your joke, then they get it, no need to explain. 

[Possibility 282]

Did you get the German joke? Heh

[You.Have.to.die 519]

Humorous article. I very much enjoyed reading it! I got the German joke B)

Edited January 2, 2018 by You.Have.to.die

[kaisdf 3,320]

Did you get the German joke? Heh

No...?

[Possibility 282]

No...?

You  need to be a nerd to understand it, but as you know, I am not a nerd  :ph34r:

[r_trooll15 827]

Oh, what the heck, I will just turn into TSY_the_crazy and start spamming the forum

Spam, the lifeblood of the forum. TSY_the_crazy, good spammer, just like me. Spam on, and spam out!!  :D  ;)

 

 

Edited January 3, 2018 by r_trooll15

[kaisdf 3,320]

You need to be a nerd to understand it, but as you know, I am not a nerd :ph34r:

Oh how very helpful of you.

[g-force 1,000]

 Once I finish the pizza, I have some french fries and a hamburgers. On the side, I have some diet coke. I mean, can't get too fat, right?

 

Except for that ^, nice article. But I didn't get the joke of Berlin. But yes it was humorous :) . Keep it up.

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

:wub: So when are you joining me :wub:? Nice article, humourous and I liked the fact that you mentioned me :ph34r:

Why can't you just play in Tanki, I've seen you at 1 rank below than you and see how I'm grown up... 

[Rad-Powered 1,694]

pretty funny lol

[r_trooll15 827]

Nah I like this rank, not too high, not too low. Perfect for spam :P

You can attend my rank up party :)

[r_trooll15 827]

Link please.

No

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

many interesting

[GrandExecutioner 1,403]

Tanki Thinking Challenge was released on Day 5 of The Game, not Day 3.

 

Shame on you.

[GrandExecutioner 1,403]

Humor plays a part in that b)

Lack of memory plays a part in that :P

[GrandExecutioner 1,403]

:O I didn't know nerds encounter memory loss :O

I didn't know nerds were funny. :P

[Possibility 282]

I didn't know nerds were funny. :P

Meanie.