Shorts Paragraphs by trooll

[r_trooll15 827]

Hello, it is me, , back at it again with another one. This is going to be short, and might not make a lot of sense, but bear with me. There were rules for the paragraphs that you are about to see. (Dat rhyme though). The words had to end a rhyme. Exceptions were made, otherwise, I would have to go to the dark side, or make myself my own language. It is straight from a notebook I had dug up. You can figure out the rules.

Here we go.... Ahem.

 

 

 

 

Nate the great baked a cake for a date, but he was late to the date. The cake was cheesecake. Nate's date was Kate the bait and fate would state that Kate was fake. Nate would state, "Fate, my mate, Kate's MY date. Don't rate Kate." Fate would make the gate for Jake's sake, and Jake would hate Fate and Kate, who stated that Jake couldn't date Kate, Jake could date Tate, and Nate can take Kate for a date, but make cheesecake so that Kate can sate Nate and Kate. The lake of the rake stated that Kate can sate the lake but should wait for the wake of the rake to make up its fate. The cake was on the plate and Nate now would wait for the wake of the rake to make up its fate so that Nate and Kate could sate the lake. The lake ate the cake with Nate the great and Kate the bait. And that is fate.

 

 

Boo!! You, yes you. To whom are you to go to? You coo to the zoo, and rue that moo. You woo that moo, and yet you the that moo? Foo, you!! Go with this goo to the zoo and go coo and woo that moo. Then, sue that moo! Who is that moo? That moo is THE moo. And you are the moo, too. This is the do in voodoo.
 

 

So, Joe Shmoe from Idahoe can show? Go now to Joe. No, no, not Moe. Moe is the foe, who stole my toe and my roe. Go low, Doe. Go with this hoe. You will sow and they will grow. Then, you will mow them. Now, go so you can sow them. Take the hoe in tow. And vow to Joe that you will sow them well. And, also, welcome to the show.

 

The rest are too short to be put in.
 

Edited December 8, 2017 by r_trooll15

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

- A bunch of formatting stuff (Hr lines, font sizes, font colors, fonts, spacing, etc)

- No spelling or word choice edits.

 

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Well, this was quite interesting to say the least. I was a little surprised when I first saw it and didn't really get the point of it, but I can see why you'd want to try writing things like this.  :P 

[Magenta 5,165]

What did I just read?

[Merovingian 656]

[r_trooll15 827]

I learned one possible name for it: Mnemonic

[kaisdf 3,320]

Mnemonic

Isn't that using a phrase to remember a series of words, like the planets?

Edited December 12, 2017 by kaisdf

[r_trooll15 827]

^^ohhh...yeah....umm...

 

Not a wake: a dream embodying π's digits fully for ...

3.141592653

Google it

Edited December 12, 2017 by r_trooll15

[r_trooll15 827]

Hello. Some more short paragraphs:


Hey. In the bay, there lay a Jay and the Jay may say nay. On this day, Jay will say nay. Ray will then pay. X-ray the hay and the way Kay will pay and say the whey is with yay!!

Back to the rack with the sack of Jack and Pak will lack the Mac. Tack the sack to the rack and Jack gets wack. Zack will hack the Mac and Pak will lack the Mac.


Be the sea you see, jee. He see the knee and the fee, and the key. The tea was by the sea. We see the Lee. He see me.

Pow!! Ow!! The cow can chow. You bow to the cow. Now, how did the cow chow the bow? The cow just meow. The cow is Tau. You vow to bow to the cow now. Wow. Yeow!!! The cow can yeow. And now, the cow is moo.

[Hex 11,520]

 

Topic merged

 

Approved!

[Crip 4,735]

Erm...

 

Didn't realise we'd descended as far as this.

 

Let's stick with "Interesting".

[r_trooll15 827]

Topic merged

 

Approved!

Should I now post them here? If so, can other do so too?

Also, for my short story, can that not be merged?

[Hex 11,520]

^ This is your own topic for the short paragraphs you're going to be posting or will post. Other people can create their own topics like if they want to write short stories. We may or may not be making a pinned topic for people who want to write short paragraphs as a group, but for now, use this topic.

[r_trooll15 827]

^ This is your own topic for the short stories you're going to be posting or will post. Other people can create their own topics like if they want to write short stories. We may or may not be making a pinned topic for people who want to write short stories as a group, but for now, use this topic.

Are you talking about my short story or my short paragraphs?

[Hex 11,520]

Are you talking about my short story or my short paragraphs?

Paragraphs, sorry, I mixed the words up yesterday.

[Crip 4,735]

You've gotta admit that not everyone is as talented as you are.

Who said I was talented?

 

does have a talent for spamming and he's proving it here.

 

:D

[r_trooll15 827]

^+++ ;)

 

 

Hi, Tsy, don't defy it. My oh my, to try is to cry and to die. Don't buy it. You are just a guy. It's bad to lie. If you lie, my oh my, you're not getting pie. I see that wry smile. I hear that sigh. Put on the tie. Or else no pie. I vie for power. Why? I want pie. That is why the cow goes moo.

Lolol

:Lol:

Edited January 13, 2018 by r_trooll15

[r_trooll15 827]

Get set. You bet your head for it. Rocket( @Rocket_Raccoon_XXX ), you're set? Get hexed. I have a jet for you. I will let you on this @Boeing_787. You have met hexed. This is the net. You must net the mermaid. You might get a bit wet.

 

This is going to a different direction... I would like to make a few sentences with usernames, but that is a forum game and also was part of a contest that I got 3rd place in, so I can't do that here. Guys, give me ideas of what word I should use.

 

PS. The word for this is related to alliteration.

Alliteration: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

This: alliteration, but end of word, not beginning.

[r_trooll15 827]

The house has a mouse. The mouse is curious. The house is serious. The mouse has a spouse. The spouse is pious. Gauss lives in the house.

 

The bat and the cat like dat fat hat. Matt Pat the hat pat the rat. Then, Matt Pat sat down on the vat. Matt pat chat one word: wat

 

Bam! That's my cam. Damn, I love spam. Spam is my fam. I jam with the ham. I slam spam on the forum. Pam and Spam ram Sam. Wham!! I am spam.

 

Admin can ban Dan. I am a fan of spam. Man, I ran for the spam. I ran the span of an Ulam. I ran for a tan van.

 

Hope you guys like it.

:Lol:

[Crip 4,735]

 

 

The house has a mouse. The mouse is curious. The house is serious. The mouse has a spouse. The spouse is pious. Gauss lives in the house.

 

The bat and the cat like dat fat hat. Matt Pat the hat pat the rat. Then, Matt Pat sat down on the vat. Matt pat chat one word: wat

 

Bam! That's my cam. Damn, I love spam. Spam is my fam. I jam with the ham. I slam spam on the forum. Pam and Spam ram Sam. Wham!! I am spam.

 

Admin can ban Dan. I am a fan of spam. Man, I ran for the spam. I ran the span of an Ulam. I ran for a tan van.

 

Hope you guys like it.

:lol:

 

 

[r_trooll15 827]

Why do you bay? What do you say? This day is your day. The blue jay eats the hay. It will lay eggs. You may not eat them. You will pay. And now, Coldplay, do you know the way?

 

When the ball will call, you will fall in the hall. The Gaul shall haul the ball and maul the mall. You shall roll the ball over the knoll and into the tall toll with the doll. The Gaul will brawl and you will bawl when you fall. The fowl will call. All will build a wall. I will troll and lol. He will trawl and I will bowl with coal. You shall scroll down. You will be enthralled. They will crawl and be on the prowl. She will remain neutral. That is all.

 

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This is basically a mix of consonance and assonance

[r_trooll15 827]

Time and Time again, rime and grime will chime on that little dime of the lime pantomime

Edited March 14, 2018 by r_trooll15

[r_trooll15 827]

A bear can care for a hare and dare a mare to snare a hare? That's rare

[r_trooll15 827]

Any buyer has a desire for the fire to admire the buyer until they tire.

[r_trooll15 827]

The barracuda and the tuna went to the Isida. Then the Lima ate the tuna.

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

LOL

LOOL

LOOOL

LOOOOL
LOOOOL

 

Lmao stop please.

Punny god of spam.

 

100/100 for the laugh I had. :D