Murphy's Law(s) of Tanki Online

[Artificial-Intel 73]

I joined 7 battles. Three from the beginning, three already in progress and joined the winning teams. In all six battles, I ended up on the losing teams. The last battle, # 7, I joined the losing team thinking that if I joined the winning team, they will lose but maybe joining the losing team we will win. Wrong!! The losing team lost. Like the saying goes, "I couldn't win for losing." I figured it was time to pack up and go home. 

[gokuMI6 1,290]

1.I press SHIFT and is dead before Overdrive activates

2.You walk into a massacre battle full of shafts guarded with isdas

[Artificial-Intel 73]

1.I press SHIFT and is dead before Overdrive activates

2.You walk into a massacre battle full of shafts guarded with isdas

Not only Shafts, but Vulcans, too. Isidas love Vulcans because of the overheating and having to stay exposed for so long to make a killing.

 

I hate that with Overdrive. Just as you're killed you hear the Overdrive being activated. 

[DRAKO523 795]

​When other tankers push you causing you to lose your aim :-;.

[Re-old-railgun 81]

When kill wasp with 3 shots which take like 17 seconds :( and with double DMG 2 shots . :( tanki is dead game T_T .

[Oddo_Nurmaso 14]

Become a and play your first real battle against with only M4s... :o :o :o

[Re-old-railgun 81]

When the devs igonre me and don't buff railgun .

[Zomblistic 74]

It's CTF score is 5-2. You're on the winning team. Team starts playing TDM, leaving the base unguarded. Your team loses.

Edited February 7, 2018 by Zomblistic

[MJROCKS05 428]

When your teammate takes the whole point for himself in Island CP and you cant do anything but attack/cap from the sides 

 

 

 

especially frustrating when you have twins +mammoth/titan and other guy has smoky :/

 

 

[Ralphas 56]

An enemy kills you while you are searching for gold.

[Pyre 3,485]

An enemy kills you while you are searching for gold.

Eh, that ones pretty weak TBH. You can think of a better one.

[T-34-3m 360]

If the enemy team has a Shaft, expect all your teammates to go completely blind as soon as he aims at them.

[KoKoRocha 9]

If the enemy team has a Shaft, expect all your teammates to go completely blind as soon as he aims at them.

It's the mesmerizing, blinding light of the laser. It's Hypnotic. (You are feeling very, very tired. You can hardly keep your eyes open. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy).  

[r_Join-GC-Green-Clan 77]

this topic is so confusing

[Pyre 3,485]

this topic is so confusing

Uh, no its not. Whats so confusing to you?

[r_Join-GC-Green-Clan 77]

reading is hard I guess

No its confusing cause u are talk about Murphy's Law but u don't explain what exactly is the Murphy's law.

[Pyre 3,485]

No its confusing cause u are talk about Murphy's Law but u don't explain what exactly is the Murphy's law.

You are sitting at a computer, dear. Google it.

[r_Join-GC-Green-Clan 77]

 

No its confusing cause u are talk about Murphy's Law but u don't explain what exactly is the Murphy's law.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

 

Post your situations that always go wrong at the worst possible time. I'll start:

 

oh ok sorry I didn't see it before. Here is my answer

I do lots of fun clan events with my clan. One day I organised save the gold event with my clan members, but we all forgot to watch the time so no one took the gold before the time was finished.

[T-34-3m 360]

If your teammate goes for the flag expect him to start lagging out and drop it halfway back to your side.

[u812ic 1,629]

If your teammate goes for the flag expect him to start lagging out and drop it halfway back to your side.

That's why I try to follow the flag bearer or get as close as I can. If I can't catch up to him, I'll play interference if he's being followed by the enemy. 

 

My Murphy's Law:

 

This has happened to me a couple times. My team is in the enemy base (including me) waiting for the flag, but not necessarily spawn killing. I die and respawn at my base. When I materialize, I see 2 drugging enemies spawn killing. I respawned in the same spot 4 times in a row. The 5th time, I respawned on the other side of the base.  

[T-34-3m 360]

If an attack is going well it's always an ambush.

[TakeAShower 300]

Get killed by isida one milimetre away from capping a flag (with repair already on cooldown)

[r_trooll15 827]

Get killed by isida one milimetre away from capping a flag (with repair already on cooldown)

Heehee

[Pyre 3,485]

Get killed by isida one milimetre away from capping a flag (with repair already on cooldown)

*shaft

[r_trooll15 827]

*shaft

*Railgun

 

 

And you are already on the flag and should have capped it by now but lag rip.

And enemy tank is there before you so flag returned