(Result) Crystals Giveaway!

[Nine 693]

Hope this dosn’t get banned but super funny, here’s mine:

 

Two freinds where walking in some long grass in Africa, then all of a sudden a snake jumps up! And bites jacks willy! Jacks YELLS! James sees what’s happened and rushes over!

 

Jack says: HELP

James: Are you okay!?

Jack: CANT YOU SEE? NO

Jack: GO GET SOME HELP

James: okay!

 

*James runs to the nearest house and uses a phone there to call 911 ( or whatever) He tells the doctor what’s happened and the doctor says to James, Buddy, You have to suck his willy or he'll die, James was shocked, But stills says ok*

 

Jack: WHAT TOOK SO LONG

Jack: WHAT DID THEY SAY

James looked jack in the eye and said, Jack, Your going to die.

 

The end :)

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

Event administrators can create battles with extended rank limits. 

Oh OK then...

[Mr.MoN7ReF 207]

My joke:

 

Green clan is a good clan.

Nul!

[Musa 5,352]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? 

-

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

 

i heve onlee 420 crestals ples i went mor tank yo

lol

http://www.short-funny.com/

[21985_the_master 422]

Heres my joke

 

How many Surrealist painters are necessecary to change a light bulb?

 

 

BLUE

 

Edited February 13, 2018 by 21985_the_master

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I want to participate:

 

How does an XP/BP player deal with a burned out light bulb?

 

He rushes to collect screenshots and videos to report his opponent for hacking his light bulb.

 

[eSport 486]

I would like to participate

Me: doctor, doctor my arm hurts when I poke it

Doctor: Don't poke it then

[MJROCKS05 428]

I would like to participate even though I know I wont ever win

 

Joke:

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"
"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."
"Good,” says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"

 

Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

 

Hope I win :)

[C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R 3,845]

I wanna participate 3: I made this up a while ago...

 

What's a potato's favorite symbol?

A hashtag.

[C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R 3,845]

My joke:

 

Green clan is a good clan.

Damn, that actually made me crack up

[r_Join-GC-Green-Clan 77]

My joke:

Green clan is a good clan.

shut up!

[r_Join-GC-Green-Clan 77]

I want to participate

 

What's 150 yards long and eats potatoes?

A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.

 

[InfamatiEtObliterati 182]

What do you call Bruce Wayne when he's fighting someone?

 

  Combatman.

Edited February 21, 2018 by InfamatiEtObliterati

[GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9 576]

Topic title changed from "Crystals Giveaway"

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Winner have been announced. 

[You.Have.to.die 519]

Congrats! :) 

[Mr.MoN7ReF 207]

@GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9 Please listen my PM! And crongrat

Edited February 27, 2018 by Mr.MoN7ReF

[ThirdOnion 4,898]

Congratulations for becoming forum mod candidate!

[r_Join-GC-Green-Clan 77]

i didnt win. this giveaway is rigged

[eSport 486]

Thanks =), nice game all.

[GrandExecutioner 1,403]

Congrats mex!

[C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R 3,845]

i didnt win. this giveaway is rigged

Clearly, since obviously if you didn't win, and you win at everything! Wow, it must be rigged. I'm dumb, why didn't I think of that before? -_-

[Pyre 3,485]

i didnt win. this giveaway is rigged

See, the thing is, it requires a sense of humor and a bit of intelligence.

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

Congratz, !!!

 

And @GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9, will  you hold another giveaway, please?

 

AND, Congratz @GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9 for becoming Forum Mod Candidate!!!

 

:) ;) B) B) 

[Heles 9,220]

Cg mexicanchoc for winning :D 

[GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9 576]

i didnt win. this giveaway is rigged

It's not rigged. If I just wanted to give prize to a player of my choice then, why I would have organized this giveaway? I used Random.org to pick a winner. Its just a matter of luck that you lost and mexicanchoc won.

 

And @GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9, will  you hold another giveaway, please?

I don't know, can't say for sure. 

Edited February 28, 2018 by GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9