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Whats the judging criteria/parameter??

 

There is no judging criteria. I will randomly pick one winner

 

 

I wanna participate.

 

Joke (tell me if you laugh or not):

 

 

 

NIVES ([.] styled)

 

 

Magneta explain it please :P

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Joke

Real Madrid vs Barcelona

Real Madrid scores a goal then referee announces off side

Real Madrid fan 1- it's not offside

Barcelona fan 1- you know what's offside?

Real Madrid fan 1- when it's not in your side, it's offside

Barcelona fans laugh

Barcelon fans asks- big fan of real Madrid

Real Madrid fan- Madrid for life bro

Barcelon fan - name any five players from real Madrid

Real Madrid fan hesitates

And then answers- Cristiano, ronaldo,Cristiano ronaldo

Barcelona fans laugh

And then asks- another player?

Real Madrid fan-( takes some times and answers) ab De villiers!

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There is no judging criteria. I will randomly pick one winner

 

 

Magneta explain it please :P

It's just supposed to be funny somehow inherently... not the conventional joke. And it's Magenta.

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I want to participate :)

 

Ready for a really bad pun?

 

 

well then

 

 

hang on to your hat

 

 

NSA agents picking up girls be like...

 

 

Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Meh wanne particpat :P

 

Mine joke:

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

 

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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Meh wanne particpat :P

 

Mine joke:

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

 

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

NBT :P

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