A pair of lipograms that I thought up

[r_trooll15 827]

This is so hard. But, I can do it. So, starting off, a common word is a th with a bad symbol in writing. I can not say it without violating law. Why did I think of doing this topic? A guy did this task and I was trying to follow his law. It is hard. You try it. You will say that it is hard. A lipogram, as it is said. Now it is your turn to try your hand at a lipogram.
I will try to bulk this writing up. Forty plus forty plus forty plus fourty plus forty plus forty plus forty plus forty plus forty plus forty words in total. It is frustratingly hard. Mod is torturing moi. Do not switch any words, okay? Thank you in forward. I can not think of any way to say this to you all, but this is mind boggling hard.
Lool


A lack of words to say what I want is why this writing is so short. May mods pardon moi for making it so short. I ask of you, mods. Can you look how hard this lipogram is?



Ok, now I can use a symbol known as 'e’. Now, however, I have an embargo on a symbol known as 't’*.
Again, obviously excluding one occurrence so I can describe a new rule.

Now, I have a hard life because I have only a few common words I can use. I may have an impossible mission ahead of me. So, I have snipped small.


Now I do the letter 'a’*
*One omitting of rule.

This is tough. Reporters do not know how difficult it is to do this. Wherever it hides, I follow it. The forbidden letter. I do not know why I decided to do this extremely difficult mission. The video. The interesting person who first wrote the novel of ten times fifty hundred words without once using the letter 'e’. I got this mission from the guy who wrote it. Wow.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Accepted.

[Pyre 3,485]

Wut?

[r_trooll15 827]

Lipogram always!!!!!!

[Hippin_in_Hawaii 639]

 

One lipo-thing, eh? Doesn’t seem to difficult. Simply eschew from pressing one or more keys. I put something gross on my ivories to help me miss it. One tiny dollop of berry jelly, right between Q, S, Z. If my finger gets sticky, I need to try over! With enough time, there won’t be choices open. Just jelly everywhere.

 

[r_trooll15 827]

I did E, T, and A.

3 most common letters of the alphabet

[dan_the_bestest 6]

But y tho, my friend

Why did you spend your time with me asking me about this, complaining to me about this, driving me nuts about this? Why?

Edited February 11, 2018 by dan_the_bestest

[r_trooll15 827]

But y tho, my friend

Why did you spend your time with me asking me about this, complaining to me about this, driving me nuts about this? Why?

Because...

 

 

I

 

C

A

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I can

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

Ever read the book "Ella Minnow Pea"? It's a great book that uses a lot of lipogram stuff.

[r_trooll15 827]

No. I was inspired by Gatsby, the 50,000 word novel that is a lipogram without the letter e

[Hippin_in_Hawaii 639]

No. I was inspired by Gatsby, the 50,000 word novel that is a lipogram without the letter e

Gadsby, perhaps?  ;)

[r_trooll15 827]

Perhaps

[dan_the_bestest 6]

 

One lipo-thing, eh? Doesn’t seem to difficult. Simply eschew from pressing one or more keys. I put something gross on my ivories to help me miss it. One tiny dollop of berry jelly, right between Q, S, Z. If my finger gets sticky, I need to try over! With enough time, there won’t be choices open. Just jelly everywhere.

A lipogram of x and a