[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Lose 881]

granted but like you said instead it painted itself psychodelic colors, which IMO is better.

 

i wish i could spam 2 pages of forum games but not get banned 

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but the pages are archives

 

I wish to sleep

Edited January 5, 2019 by TankiNoob2000

[jonaasdf 18]

Granted, but a big fat slimy stinky mouse will sit on your stomach

 

I wish one more emoji

[Lose 881]

granted but its the one that gets you banned once u use it and u have to use it in every post u make

 

i wish i could have a minecraft server

[AncientFire 1,894]

Granted! But no one will play on it.

 

I wish I could travel x20 the speed of light so I could visit other stars quickly to check if their exo-planets sustain life.

Edited January 10, 2019 by sarim2345_the_master

[Lose 881]

Granted! but you go so fast you dont notice the supermassive black hole until its too late.

 

i wish i could have a good discord server

[AncientFire 1,894]

Granted! But so many people will insult and swear that everyone will just leave.

 

I wish I wasn't born.

[Lose 881]

granted but the child your parents DO have is bullied so much they commit

 

i wish i could have a group of close friends

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted!! You manage to get a small group of 3 (not counting you). One of the friends has a mischievous idea and all of you participate. Something goes wrong with the plan, which gets all of you in big trouble with the law. An argument ensues and you each blame each other. The group splits up, never to speak to each other again.

 

I wish my computer speakers worked. 

Edited January 13, 2019 by u812ic

[AncientFire 1,894]

Granted! But the volume would be very low so you can't hear anything.

 

I wish I could understand all languages.

[Lose 881]

granted! but you can only understand dark, dirty, or any other form of explicit words

 

i wish i could have a birthday party where everybody comes

[AncientFire 1,894]

Granted! But there will be no cake or cookies. (Or any form of food.)

 

I wish earth was the only planet in the solar system.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but it only shows one second per year

 

I wish to have muscle

[kkkkk3157 937]

Granted, but the muscle is only limited to your left pinky toe.

 

I wish to have unlimited french fries to eat

[AncientFire 1,894]

Granted! But you will eat so much that you will puke twice every 4 hours.

 

I wish I could put 2 wishes instead of 1.

[Viking4s 10,791]

Granted, now you can ask your second wish.

 

I wish life would be simpler.

[BabyBear 6]

Granted! But they'll kill you in after one day

I wish I had a tank

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

Granted-but its in Tanki and has too much lag to use

 

I wish I was a higher rank

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but you will have all my garage

 

I wish to be a magician

Edited May 1, 2019 by TankiNoob2000

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

Granted but you will have all my garage

What is so bad about your garage?

You have 3 M2s and 10 M1s!

You also have the coolest paints.

 

This game is called Corrupt-A-Wish, not fulfill a wish?

 

You can be a magician though-and perform to your cell-mates in prison! :ph34r:

I wish to be the first man on Mars.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but you will be confronted by angry Martians that force you to leave Mars just seconds after you land.

 

I wish to time travel to my 30s

[BabyBear 6]

Granted but or hair will be green

 

I wish monkeywrench

I wish I had a monkey wrench

[Cyber2_O.o 64]

Granted, but the wrench will break after one use and rust after one day. (Yes, I know this isn't possible, but still.)

 

I wish that I could shape-shift.

[to227 28]

Granted, but you'll have every single disease

 

I wish for a phone

Granted, but you'll turn into a toad. :lol: :P.

 

I wish I were a millionaire!

Edited June 28, 2019 by to227

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Granted, but the wrench will break after one use and rust after one day. (Yes, I know this isn't possible, but still.)

 

I wish that I could shape-shift.

Granted, but the first thing you shape shift into, you'll never be able to turn back.

 

Granted, but you'll turn into a toad. :lol: :P.

I wish I were a millionaire!

 

Granted, but the next night someone will rob you. :ph34r: