[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Lose 881]

granted. i hope u dont mine we shrunk greece down to a millimeter of land

[u812ic 1,629]

granted. i hope u dont mine we shrunk greece down to a millimeter of land

What's your wish?

[Lose 881]

What's your wish?

oh hecc

 

i wish that i could make a wish

[u812ic 1,629]

Sorry, not granted. You skipped a question on the application and someone less qualified got the job.

 

I wish I was a Cyborg with super human strength.

[Lose 881]

sure! but there's a slight problem, ur now too small to be seen. Congrats!, you can lift microscopic specks!

 

i wish for happiness

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but everyone else is sad

 

I wish to become a Spartan

[maryam98 1,171]

Granted but you will starve to death.

 

I wish that everyone in the world including myself will always be happy.

[Lose 881]

granted but everybody suddenly died

 

i wish that i would be good at tanki and win against other people

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted! You will be the best Tanker in Tanki. Wins will come easy for you, always on the top of every battle. But this also comes with consequences: You will be so great at Tanki, no one wants to go up against you. The other teams will quit as soon as they see your name. Your own team will quit because there will be no one to battle against. You will end up battling your own mult.

 

I wish I had a hat with my nickname on it.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but your hat is pink

 

I wish to sleep and not wake up again until adulthood

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted but your hat is pink

 

I wish to sleep and not wake up again until adulthood

Only REAL men wear pink! I like pink, it's the pastel of red. Bring it on!!

 

Sorry, your wish could not be granted. You went into hibernation and didn't mature physically, mentally or psychologically and were deemed a menace to society. Therefore, you will never wake up. 

 

I wish there was a planet where all hardened criminals were taken and develop their own type of society. 

[Lose 881]

granted but ur taken hostage to their planet

 

i wish that i was good and i help my team win every battle, but not good enough to make them quit

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but the team is full of noob

 

I wish to become a lion

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted!! One night you go to bed as a human and wake up in the morning as a Lion. Your family panics and call Animal Control. They call the Zoo and your caged up. Your family is arrested for harboring an exotic animal without a license. 

 

I wish I could visit the spirit world without having to die to do it. 

[Lose 881]

granted! but you got to the spirit world where damned spirits go. Welcome to hell.

 

I wish i could be happy with my friends and everybody else in the world where it is a utopia society

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but you will all die in 2 weeks

 

I wish to get a go t which is a type of beard

[Hex 11,520]

Granted, but you just got diagnosed with Alopecia Universalis.

 

I wish to visit another planet one day.

[AncientFire 1,894]

Granted, but it will be Neptune so you will freeze to death.

 

I wish I could visit other galaxies. :(

[Lose 881]

granted but those galaxies have had their black holes eject dark matter and other materials in every direction, killing any life that could have existed and destroying the galaxy

 

i wish i could have my wish not be corrupted

Edited December 20, 2018 by Lose

[AncientFire 1,894]

granted but those galaxies have had their black holes eject dark matter and other materials in every direction, killing any life that could have existed and destroying the galaxy

But what is your wish?

[Lose 881]

But what is your wish?

oh sorry, completely forgot! changed it

Edited December 20, 2018 by Lose

[u812ic 1,629]

granted but those galaxies have had their black holes eject dark matter and other materials in every direction, killing any life that could have existed and destroying the galaxy

 

i wish i could have my wish not be corrupted

Your wish: I could have my wish not be corrupted.

 

Hmmmm. Well, I guess your wish is GRANTED since I don't know what the wish is that you don't want corrupted. 

 

I wish that I had 20/20 vision or better so I wouldn't have to wear glasses or contacts. 

[Lose 881]

granted but your vision is so good you can see through walls, making bathrooms extremely scary

 

I wish i could be noticed once in a while

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted!! Not only are you noticed, but you become headline news every time you @Lose

 

I wish my "Crystals Earned" could be converted into real USD. 

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but the USD are fake bills

 

I wish to have a strong arm so I can throw footballs far