[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Lose 881]

Granted! But right after you get in a crash and paralyze that arm. Shame.

 

I wish I could have a tame housecat that won't die soon.

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted!! You grow old and feeble and unable to let it outdoors occasionally, but the cat remains young and healthy. It wants good wholesome protein and warm blood, not that crapola stuff you've been feeding it all those years. Guess who is on the menu tonight? 

 

 

I wish I was a world renown Artist with paintings that sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars. 

[Lose 881]

Granted! but everybody says they swore they saw somebody suspiciously like you stealing paintings from museums

 

i wish i could have a pet turtle that lives with me throughout my whole life, we both die happily and fed well their whole life *cough* 

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but the whole turtle is pink and has no shell

 

I wish to slap the person below me

[Lose 881]

granted but im touching a Tesla Coil with a chainmail suit on. you arent.

 

I wish to have a bright orange turtle :D

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted bu it will die in an hour

 

I wish to do an atomic butt drop

[Lose 881]

at least i had an orange turtle

 

Granted but you kill all ur friends and family

 

i wish i could have a million fake dollars

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but the million dollars are eaten by a dog

 

I wish to keep this game running with Lose

[Lose 881]

Granted but I spam the whole place 

 

i wish i could have some rat poison to kill those pesky rats

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but it will run out after 1 use

 

I wish to have a cyborg hand (Running out of things to say here)

[Lose 881]

granted but it has a mind of its own and choke you

 

i wish i could be a different rank

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but it's recruit

 

I wish to become a legend with full isida and hornet m3

[Lose 881]

granted but everybody else has shaft and mammoth M4 with infinite drugs that can shoot through walls. u ded boi

 

i wish i could be a rank higher than marshal

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but all ur equipment is M0

 

I wish to have all m4 with lots of supplies

[Lose 881]

ggranted but everybody still beats you because ur a nub and cant turn turret

 

i wish this game would have more players lmao

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted!! But the Devs close down more servers and it's impossible to get into one.

 

I wish I could can a Can-Can. 

[Lose 881]

granted but its actually a cant-cant

 

i wish i wouldnt live up to my name

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted!! See post http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=369182&page=9&do=findComment&comment=6652967

 

I wish I could speed read so fast that I could read an entire novel in 15 minutes or less. 

[Lose 881]

Granted but after every time you read you had amnesia and remember nothing of the past.

 

 

I wish i could celebrate 150 posts somehow

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted!! After many, many years of trial and error, you have discovered how to travel back in time. You travel back to the moment you pressed "Post" 150 times and had a great celebration with your friends. It lasted all night!! Now it's time to go back to your present time. Unfortunately, in you haste, you forgot to configure the time machine for going into the future. Now, you are stuck in the past and have to live that portion of your life all over again. 

 

Since I have amnesia from reading so fast, I wish I could slow down my reading so I can remember what I have forgotten.

[Lose 881]

granted but now you suddenly lose the ability to read whenever you see a word

 

i wish i could have a working time machine in both directions with no negative side effect, either in short or long run

[AncientFire 1,894]

Granted! But you won't be able to travel back to the present!

 

I wish I could brainwash all the employees of Nasa.

Edited January 1, 2019 by sarim2345_the_master

[u812ic 1,629]

GRANTED!! Unfortunately, you have brainwashed yourself into believing you are the best brainwasher that ever existed. You brainwashed the NASA employees into believing they are all geniuses, which caused them to tap into unknown neurological territory of the brain. They brainwash you into believing negative things about yourself, threw you in prison and buried your cell key under the prison....never to be found. 

 

I wish I had an AI that could keep my house clean, could be programmed by me and would be a good companion.

Edited January 1, 2019 by u812ic

[Lose 881]

Granted! But anything bigger than a lego piece cannot be cleaned and when the AI attempts to clean it, it malfunctions

 

i wish i could have more forum games to spam

[Katydid 97]

WHAT?!? You again. Aren't you the one with the orange turtle that you painted palm tress on?

 

Another weirdo game...

 

Granted. You were so bored with all the forum games, you created 100 of them to spam and were kicked out of the forums....FOREVER!

 

I wish you would paint your turtle grass green with palm trees on it.  :D