Interviewing Myself

[r_Breathe2 51]

Breathe (Interviewer): Hey guys! I'm Breathe, and today, we are going to interview the very best tanker in the Tankiverse: Breathe! So Breathe, lets do this: I'll be B1, which stands for Breathe 1 and you can be B2, which stands for Breathe 2. Is that okay?

 

Breathe (The guy that gets interviewed): Why are you number 1?

 

B1: Because I said so.

 

I will have strong words with your mother about this young man.

 

B1: Uhm... Lets get started. What is your real name, how old are you, and where do you live?

 

My real name is Donald Trump, I am 35 and a half, and I live in Wakanda. 

 

B1: How did you first get introduced to this game. I mean, I know, and I don't really care, but the people reading this might.

 

I googled Tanki Online on Instagram, and I found a picture of Godmode_ON. I joined the game that way. 

 

B1: What did you like most about when you first started playing the game?

 

A lot of things. I will list two of them here: Semyon was the Community Manager, and it was possible to get to Generalissimo without buying anything. I also liked the creative content creators back then. Back then, not every video was a gold rain, or a container opening. My favorite YouTubers back then were Pizzarrific, and Oufa. 

 

B1: Currently, what is your favorite song?

 

Tropic Love by Diviners. "I remember the ocean. Memories die out so hard."

 

B1: What is your favorite series or TV show?

 

Well, my favorite TV show is Family Guy, and my favorite series is Porus. (You Indians will know what I am talking about ;) Namaste to you!)

 

B1: I know what you're talking about. 

 

Really? I wonder why....

 

B1: What is your favorite book or movie?

 

My favorite book is Wonder. My favorite movie is Ready Player One.

 

B1: OMG, those are my favorites too! We can be twinzies! YAY!

 

Ew. No. 

 

B1: But I know you want to be twinzies with me

 

No, you don't. I am you. I know you. And I don't wanna be twinzies with myself. That's stoopid. 

 

B1: Okay, whatever. So, what is your favorite turret and hull combo?

 

Railgun with Hornet.

 

B1: Okay, I googled "Hard questions to ask yourself," and I saw this: If you choose to, you can have any power in the world. But if you do choose to do it, your parents will die. Will you chose a superpower?

 

I would chose the superpower to bring back people from the dead. Smurt. Me is smurt. 

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

- Some formatting edits

- A few minor edits to verb tenses, plurals, and just general sentence structure

 

Approved

 

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Pleasantly amusing.  

[Nine 693]

Very funny

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Magenta 5,165]

You're trying too hard to be funny.

[RevengeAttacker 217]

lololol funny, nice job

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

The point is..

 

I don't get you even after i understand you. 

 

I don't see funny here. 

[TO_King 818]

Funny.

Interview yourself ;)

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

trying to hard to be funny, this was eerily similar to your "other" interview of someone that "wasn't you", though i'm pretty sure you interviewed yourself twice, since you tried too hard to be funny both times

[fury987 604]

Nice bro bit few grammar Mia are there

[Magenta 5,165]

tTrying too hard to be funny, this was eerily similar to your "other" interview of someone that "wasn't you", though i'm pretty sure you interviewed yourself twice, since you tried too hard to be funny both times.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Magenta

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

go away mag lol

[Tofu 6,773]

 

tTrying too hard to be funny, this was eerily similar to your "other" interview of someone that "wasn't you", though i'm pretty sure you interviewed yourself twice, since you tried too hard to be funny both times.

 

[Guest]

If someone interviews me that'd be better XD

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Nice

Edited July 1, 2019 by Sacrifice