April Fool's is finally here!

[KingsOfClowns 2]

i got 124 double armor set cancer!!

Guys i invited a User my total bonus is 1k crystal do i get it as a reward for inviting them or is it just there?

[Noghtfly 405]

I'm not complaining about the sales, which are ok. But the goldboxes.... Got one today, and it was the monster kill....  :(

Edited April 8, 2018 by CooperO
Kindly refrain from using profane abbreviations.

[KingsOfClowns 2]

I'm not complaining about the sales, which are ok. But the goldboxes.... Got one today, and it was the monster kill....    :(

Your lucky i only got 125 double armor sets.  :wacko:

[tankcalm 324]

last year everyone enjoyed a one hell of a celebration during april fools days in pro battles, even XP players had a LOT of golds, now those poor players don't stand a chance in this madness called "Non pro"

 

i remember that most of the Noobs here where happy when Tanki gave them 3X supplies from finiching weekly chains, they didn't realise that Tanki want you to GET USED to using drugs everytime you respawn, but drugs are only effective when your opponent DOESN'T HAVE ANY !

 

in the current non pro battles, the only real winner is Tanki.

 

the only real solution for this is the majority of players to play pro battles ONLY no matter what, but most of you will NEVER do that, because Tanki fooled you again with 3 containers per week, promising you an "unkown percentage" of getting a rare paint, but most of you don't even realise that Tanki lowered the chance of getting paints even more, it's obvious once you see enough  new "open 50 containers" videos on youtube and compare it to the old ones.

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

Your lucky i only got 125 double armor sets.  :wacko:

No bro I wouldnt say that.

The monster kill just kills the tanks near the gold box drop zone, its not really good.

 

Whereas the 125 armour can be very useful at your rank, just use them wisely and it will help u a lot.

[Hancho 3,902]

the only real solution for this is the majority of players to play pro battles ONLY no matter what, but most of you will NEVER do that, because Tanki fooled you again with 3 containers per week, promising you an "unkown percentage" of getting a rare paint, but most of you don't even realise that Tanki lowered the chance of getting paints even more, it's obvious once you see enough  new "open 50 containers" videos on youtube and compare it to the old ones.

 

It's nice that you're telling that but most of us have realised that a long time ago already. Thing is, once they released containers, of course they will set high chances getting a legendary paint or any kind of paint at least, that is how you SELL in business, It's called business and many people did buy containers just like tanki wanted us. At the moment, they are out of style, there is barely any reason to buy them unless they realise new items/paints for the containers. XT skins are coming out soon which will be in containers, guess who will buy containers once again just to receive XT skin? Players will, just like tanki planned. 

[pringerfinger 934]

Don't think It's a bug. Could just be a lag. 

Happened in my battles a few times.....

[LittleWillie 3,199]

 

last year everyone enjoyed a one hell of a celebration during april fools days in pro battles, even XP players had a LOT of golds, now those poor players don't stand a chance in this madness called "Non pro"

 

i remember that most of the Noobs here where happy when Tanki gave them 3X supplies from finiching weekly chains, they didn't realise that Tanki want you to GET USED to using drugs everytime you respawn, but drugs are only effective when your opponent DOESN'T HAVE ANY !

 

in the current non pro battles, the only real winner is Tanki.

 

the only real solution for this is the majority of players to play pro battles ONLY no matter what, but most of you will NEVER do that, because Tanki fooled you again with 3 containers per week, promising you an "unkown percentage" of getting a rare paint, but most of you don't even realise that Tanki lowered the chance of getting paints even more, it's obvious once you see enough  new "open 50 containers" videos on youtube and compare it to the old ones.

 

Virtually every word in error.  Sounds like you'd rather be playing Donkey Kong than a tank game.

 

I do not play "pro" battles because 99% of them are boring mindless grinder games for plaeyrs with no real team game skills.  OK?  Ok.

[CommeWail 0]

Good April Full Or 1 Day Fools 

 

Please Full April 

[Noghtfly 405]

Your lucky i only got 125 double armor sets.  :wacko:

Just catched a normal one with 1K crystals  :D

[a7x_Pedro48 13,999]

What is wrong with Monster Kill? I caught a Monster Kill Gold but i got credited with 0 kills.

 

[tankcalm 324]

Virtually every word in error.  Sounds like you'd rather be playing Donkey Kong than a tank game.

 

I do not play "pro" battles because 99% of them are boring mindless grinder games for plaeyrs with no real team game skills.  OK?  Ok.

i hope this is just a sarcasm from you, because everybody knows that at least pro battles are 100% skills based not drugs oriented like non pro.

 

it's true that there is always stupid noobs in CP pro battles that don't even know how to turn theire turret sometimes, but i see those guys more in NON Pro battles, heck, i've seen a guy with full M0 garage in legend ranks in non pro battle just today, and i see mults on non pro every day & on every battles but they are really rare in pro battles.

 

have you tried XP Sandbox battles before making this false judgement ?

 

the most skilled Tanki players are in XP battles, even Tanki admit that, that's why XP mode is an official mode, and that's why Tanki does XP tournaments NOT drug war non pro tournaments.

 

anyway, if you prefer non pro more than pro battles and still think that non pro is where the PRO's at, then i'm happy for you, because non pro madness is what's Tanki all about from now on, enjoy ! 

Edited April 7, 2018 by tankcalm

[a7x_Pedro48 13,999]

Did you notice that now, developers don't make polls anymore. They used to make polls, to ask us what we thought about the last update, or the last event.

 

Now they don't. Because they simply don't care about our feedbacks.

[r_Nives5 15,148]

Guys, the reason behind PRO being always excluded is that the regular battles are random, PRO are controlled.

 

In PRO, you can create an environment, where a group of people farms and dictates 100% who gets the Golds.

 

Ideally, the game itself would exclude such abuses with gameplay rules, but, sadly, we are not at that point yet.

[LittleWillie 3,199]

i hope this is just a sarcasm from you, because everybody knows that at least pro battles are 100% skills based not drugs oriented like non pro.

 

it's true that there is always stupid noobs in CP pro battles that don't even know how to turn theire turret sometimes, but i see those guys more in NON Pro battles, heck, i've seen a guy with full M0 garage in legend ranks in non pro battle just today, and i see mults on non pro every day & on every battles but they are really rare in pro battles.

 

have you tried XP Sandbox battles before making this false judgement ?

 

the most skilled Tanki players are in XP battles, even Tanki admit that, that's why XP mode is an official mode, and that's why Tanki does XP tournaments NOT drug war non pro tournaments.

 

anyway, if you prefer non pro more than pro battles and still think that non pro is where the PRO's at, then i'm happy for you, because non pro madness is what's Tanki all about from now on, enjoy ! 

 

In nearly two years in this game one constant truth is the things "everybody knows" in Tanki Online are wrong. I've never seen an online game with so many long-term player that do not know their own game. 

 

My hypothesis is that all those Sandbox games are to blame.  All the Pro section offers is stuff like 30 Sandbox games most of them 1x1 or 2x2.  And of course countless 2x2 or 3x3 Island games.  And a bunch of 3x3 or 4x4 Hill games.  And of course the endless Noise and CP poly drive into the middle and die "Skill" extravaganzas.

 

You do not learn how to play a real team game when you spend all your game time just spawning charging into the middle and dying all in the name of grinding exp and Cry.

 

I do not own Railgun so I cannot play XP.  But a mode with one weapon and only light hulls is a very restricted environemnt.  Being a good XP players does not mean you can play in an open game with a real team and a variety of opponents.  If XP taught the skills you claim it teaches then I would not find so many bad oppoents in TO.  I am mnot usually good at games like TO.  But I am  good at TO mostly because most of my opponents are realy really bad.

[a7x_Pedro48 13,999]

Guys, the reason behind PRO being always excluded is that the regular battles are random, PRO are controlled.

 

In PRO, you can create an environment, where a group of people farms and dictates 100% who gets the Golds.

 

Ideally, the game itself would exclude such abuses with gameplay rules, but, sadly, we are not at that point yet.

Sorry, but it's a lame excuse. It was like that before, and developers had no problem with that. But now they do?

 

Where is the fun?

 

You talk about abuse. Hackers abuse the game, for years now, and nothing has happened to stop that yet.

[tankcalm 324]

Guys, the reason behind PRO being always excluded is that the regular battles are random, PRO are controlled.

 

In PRO, you can create an environment, where a group of people farms and dictates 100% who gets the Golds.

 

Ideally, the game itself would exclude such abuses with gameplay rules, but, sadly, we are not at that point yet.

oh just cut the Crap we know that's NOT what's really going on !

 

the real reason why Pro are excluded is that Tanki want more supplies sales from the buyers, and want free players to play non pro in order to get killed LOT and get frustrated and buy items too, thus more money coming in to Tanki.

 

it's all about $$$

 

if Tanki concern is just to stop those cheaters on pro battles, then why don't Tanki just include 8vs8 CP polygon in the celebration and exclude everything else huh ?

 

why not just remove 1vs1 private battles creation from pro battles events at all ?

 

there is a LOT of senarios where Tanki can held this celebration in Pro battles AND stop the cheaters in the same time, 

 

i'm a software engineer, and i know that can be done, so why Tanki didn't do it ?

 

because Tanki DON'T want us to play in pro battles.

 

pro battles are bad for Tanki economy, i know this since the first year of being here, But Tanki only realised it after almost 9 years of it's creation, and it's going in the wrong way in fixing it.

 

please, no more lame excuses, this is way behind you we all know that you are a really nice person and not the one to blame, but when you start stating facts that are NOT true just to keep your salary going, you become part of it.

Edited April 7, 2018 by tankcalm

[tankcalm 324]

Guys, the reason behind PRO being always excluded is that the regular battles are random, PRO are controlled.

 

In PRO, you can create an environment, where a group of people farms and dictates 100% who gets the Golds.

 

Ideally, the game itself would exclude such abuses with gameplay rules, but, sadly, we are not at that point yet.

and please, stop acting like you know everything, we know what's a CM job title is, outside this forum, you have no real authority, so please, stop acting like you know everything about this game, we've been here more than you did, i believed in this project called Tanki before you even hear about it, we do care about this game more than you do, it's just a job for you, so please, if you don't know what are you talking about, at least listen, and if you want to do something real for this community, deliver our feedback to those who have real power, but i'm sure you won't, because all of this is just a job for you, and you actually don't care.

Edited April 7, 2018 by tankcalm

[Re-old-railgun 81]

I caught one of the M-M-M Monster golds and I'm pretty sure it didn't give me any crystals.

 

Me 2. ..

 

 

Tanki is dead .

[r_Nives5 15,148]

and please, stop acting like you know everything, we know what's a CM job title is, outside this forum, you have no real authority, so please, stop acting like you know everything about this game, we've been here more than you did, i believed in this project called Tanki before you even hear about it, we do care about this game more than you do, it's just a job for you, so please, if you don't know what are you talking about, at least listen, and if you want to do something real for this community, deliver our feedback to those who have real power, but i'm sure you won't, because all of this is just a job for you, and you actually don't care.

 

Of course I do not know everything, I am an employee, have access to internal data, but I'm not a game designer or analyst  :wacko:

 

You have option a) CM silently reads and sends reports to devs, and option b] CM reads, sends, but tries to tell what he knows.

 

If I come here saying something, it's based on my personal observations of the Tanki dev cycle and other projects, nothing else.

[hhhh297 0]

I would like to buy guard kit but i can't i have a msg has if i had bouht it but i don't plz help me

[milstphn1 0]

you have for the special offer 300 supplies including gold boxes ??? please explain thank you.

[GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9 576]

you have for the special offer 300 supplies including gold boxes ??? please explain thank you.

No, you do not get Gold boxes. You will only get 5 Containers, 100 000 Crystals and all 300 supplies excluding Gold box.

[Suspect 1,252]

Guys, the reason behind PRO being always excluded is that the regular battles are random, PRO are controlled.

 

In PRO, you can create an environment, where a group of people farms and dictates 100% who gets the Golds.

 

Ideally, the game itself would exclude such abuses with gameplay rules, but, sadly, we are not at that point yet.

Mm i see ur worried about power leveling kids but why dont u just make private battles without any score or crys earning 

but u actually remove PRO from holidays which is the reason why all enjoyed holidays so far , lets go make a survey 

with the Question Which April Fools event was better 2018 Or 2017 ? out of 1000 people maximum only 50 will vote

for 2018 thats how bad this event is , and how good and fun it was in the past  but u decide to make it in regular 

since u have the excuse of power leveling , besides that even the holiday paint cant be bought anymore gg .

 

#Pay2Win :)

[milstphn1 0]

No, you do not get Gold boxes. You will only get 5 Containers, 100 000 Crystals and all 300 supplies excluding Gold box.

thank you very much.