[Forum Game] One-Upmanship

[Pyre 3,485]

Finally, a way to boast and spam at the same time!

 

One-Upmanship

 

The object of this game is to one-up the person above you. Post anything about how you (or your stuff) is better than theirs. It does not have to be true.

If you cant beat the last post, post "I am @Godmode_ON". Since that is truly unbeatable, the next player starts a new subject.

 

Correct example:

Player 1: I own 2 cars.

 

P2: I own two Ferraris.

 

P3: I own the Batmobile.

 

P4:I am Batman.

 

P5: I own DC comics.

 

....and so on.

 

Incorrect example:

Player 1: I own 2 cars.

P2: I own 3 cars.

P3: I own 4 cars.

P4: I own 5 cars

 

...and so on.

 

No double posting, no roasting. (Hey, that rhymes!)

 

 

I'll go first: I own an antique table from the 1930s.

Edited April 26, 2018 by Pyre

[Musa 5,352]

I own a modern 3D table

[Pyre 3,485]

I own a 3D printed table with attached chairs.

Edited April 26, 2018 by Pyre

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I own all of the universes and whatever is in them and outside them.

[Pyre 3,485]

I am your brain. Therefore, I control you.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I don't have a brain - instead, I use your brain

[Pyre 3,485]

I don't have a brain - instead, I use your brain

My brain, which is your brain, has just exploded from that weirdness. I dont need a brain to live, so I am now the ruler of universes.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I have an undo button so everything is reset

 

I wish we still gained posts by spamming here, most of my posts are from forum games

Edited April 26, 2018 by Boeing_787

[Pyre 3,485]

Im so rich I bribe the undo button to fail.

Edited April 26, 2018 by Pyre

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I steal all your money

[X_PRO_KILLER_JJ 1,515]

I have a bank

Edited April 26, 2018 by X_PRO_KILLER_JJ

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I have a mega "destroy the bank" button

Edited April 26, 2018 by Boeing_787

[Pyre 3,485]

I have a ridiculously large fire blanket.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I am godmode_on

[Musa 5,352]

I'm Godmode_OFF

[r_trooll15 827]

I am godmode_spam

[Pyre 3,485]

When someone says the are Godmode you are supposed to start a new subject... oh well :P I am George A. Hormel. (use Google :D)

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

I am Donald Trump :ph34r:

[Pyre 3,485]

I am Vladimir Putin :ph34r:

[X-Toxical 174]

I am Bill Gates

[Pyre 3,485]

Im a computer virus.

[X-Toxical 174]

I am A Trojan Virus

[Pyre 3,485]

I am the Trojan Horse.

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

I'm the Trojan Horse with a sword

[Pyre 3,485]

Im the sword.