[Forum Game] One-Upmanship

[r_trooll15 827]

I use the phone instead

[Pyre 3,485]

I use an abacus. No power required.

[r_trooll15 827]

I use the brain. No tools required

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I use nothing. Nothing required.

[r_trooll15 827]

 

required

Edited October 4, 2018 by r_trooll15

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I am the requirement. You require me xD

[thethiefofvictory 339]

And you require War Thunder. I don't.

[r_trooll15 827]

And you require a requirement. I don't

[thethiefofvictory 339]

That means I'm a human and you're not. :d

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I am a superhuman. :ph34r:

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I am superhero with machine gun.

[r_trooll15 827]

I am Arnold Schwarzenegger with Gatling Gun

[Pyre 3,485]

I am Spy with a Railgun.

[r_trooll15 827]

I am freeze that's circling you and being your turret

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I have M3 Freeze with module.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I'm in Soviet Russia, where M3 Freeze has you.

[u812ic 1,629]

I live in USA and have an air conditioned tank with super heated tank skin that melts ice instantly. 

Edited October 22, 2018 by u812ic

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I live in Galactic Imperium and I have Imperial Cruiser.

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I live in heaven and have all powers of the universe.

[C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R 3,845]

I created the universe and heaven

[Pyre 3,485]

I created you.

[u812ic 1,629]

I'm from another Universe, much older than this one. I created the creator so he could create this Universe for my collection. 

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I created everything.

[u812ic 1,629]

Since @P.4.R.K.O.U.R created everything, I think it's time for a new topic.

 

I have a LearJet cloaked in my backyard.  

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I have a camouflaged Jumbo Jet in my backyard xD

 

You know, US Army camos are best...