Contest [Issue 78] Give A Speech!

[I_am_awsome 466]

Wont participate :v

[Person_Random 4,991]

I seriously hate you than my English teacher who she gives me homework's in grammar. 

 

I seriously hate you.

 

HATE YOU. :(

Gee that's sad.  But some people make an income off of writing.

...me

[Pythor 1,354]

Here is my submission--

 

9 years and 2 months ago, our fathers brought forth an entirely new game- Tanki Online. Many tankers have tread the tunnels in Silence before us and many will camp in the uppermost parts of Highways after us. We our but just a dot, in an endless swirl of tankers. But now, fellow countrymen, fellow teammates, it is time to take up your Railgun, your Freeze, your Smoky. It is our time to fight, to destroy, and to conquer. Let it be said that we grow ever stronger when the battle seems most hopeless. In the hardest part, when the score is 50-80, when you feel you cannot kill one more tank... This is our time to prove, we our not just random tankers in the world of tankdom. We are the ones who NEVER give up. We are the ones who keep grinding when the going gets tough. We our United together against the enemy, and UNITED WE SHALL STAND. As one team, one body, with the same goals, same mind, let us fight like we have never fought before. Let us make a name for ourselves that will live on, far after this seemingly endless battle does end. Many have tried to win by themselves, and have failed. Many have tried to get themselves glory, and have failed. But we, we will win this fight together as one. Even though we are losing, we will not give in. We are weary, but we will not lose heart. We are struck down, BUT NOT DESTROYED.

Edited August 14, 2018 by pythor20000

[Pythor 1,354]

Here is my entry.

Dear team,

You will see that I have handed each of you a credit card. Go and buy Tanki crystals and upgrade your guns and hulls. As you may see, our enemies have several hardcore, bad-smelling teenage boys on their team. As you may see, one of the people on our team is my two-year-old sister. But we have more money than they do, and all anything ever boils down to is money, so, since I'm rich, we will win.

Money always prevails.

--Took

Fool of a Took

[Person_Random 4,991]

Yours sounds like a copy of Gettysburg

[Pythor 1,354]

Yours sounds like a copy of Gettysburg

I just started it off like Lincolns speech. Non of the rest is remotely connected. :)

Really just the first sentence.

[Aigaion 636]

all these speeches are really good, but only 3 people can win  :ph34r:

Edited August 14, 2018 by Aigaion

[Person_Random 4,991]

true, but there are consolations, my true aim

[HAPPSHOT 2,029]

 

 

 

A Spiteful speech by a noob to some imaginary friends:-

 

 

Our gameplay is history,  the scoreboard is a mystery,  but the new random player is a gift. By the way, his name is also Present. We have successfully utilised the past 64 hours of 8 hooligans leading an aimless life. For free to play noobs like us, getting a huge fund like this is as hard as it is for an Astronaut to poop in the right place. Winning is difficult for a bunch for M2s placed in the blue team of Noise map, especially when the rank limit is till legend. But no worries,if we lose, just blame this new guy. Also I have my DDOS opened, any trouble will lead to the disappearance of the opponent team just like a gold box in a firebird - wasp battle. 

 

Yours truly,

Happshot aka Happ's hot

 

Player Happshot has been banned for a light year. Reason: Flood.

 

Admin, i hope the bribe had been enough :ph34r: 

Edited August 17, 2018 by HAPPSHOT

[BabyG0D 106]

Got carried away bout the new member ;D

 

 

Dear friends i asked you all to pause and to listen to my words for one reason and one reason alone i believe the overall performance that we as a team are showing is way less than our true capabilities and strengths. I know that the tide of this battle is no longer in our favor and i know you all are battered, bruised, tired and exhausted. But i want to  tell you something i have realized after all these battles we have been together in .... Each one of you has a heart and soul of gold, refined through each and every difficulty and obstacle we faced. And hence you keep shining more and more helping each  other out whenever any of you is in a pickle. So bright that enemies keep coming trying to smear dirt on us, they keep coming to make us falter but to this day we have stood firm and i ask that you do the same now as well and not let them pull us down

 

You all are very brave and strong and have stuck with me till now, it pains me to see you all disheartened so i ask you  to stand up with me once more. Rev up your engines and get you turrets ready for some action because i assure you we are about to turn this battlefield upside down. For that i need your help, each one of you is crucial for us to succeed and i ask that each of you do your best and stick to the plan improvising as we move on.

 

The enemy might have completely surrounded us, cutoff all our routes  and locked on to us but as long as we stand strong and help each other out the traps the enemies have laid down will all be in vain. If i still wasn't able to convince you to  take up your arms and win, i suggest you wipe the dust of your screens and press that tab button. "Do not Fear Godmode_ON is  here". Reinforcement has arrived boys time to  put your best tank forward, charge ahead and win this thing once again like always.

 

 

[r_marek363FXF0 1]

Cool one

[MashAlIah 4]

Thanks for pointing that out! It's been fixed.

 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

im not applying here is my newbie entry

 

 

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Participate in music lectures in Dahiva, Orchi Faussibus, Dan, and Partra. Present and Big Sabian. Serious work, ie the creation of an open soccer game, is now done on only one layer, although the book's neck has been cleaned up. Free tomato sauce with antioxidants in tomato sauce. Test stress or decoration. Developer pressure has improved. Their temperature or CNN football is very ecological. Elements of free volleyball. Aenean specimentum Mollis amet or sit, laugh with the results. Now smooth friends, it is not easy. Hymenaeus started to borrow our wedding class. With sad transport, peanuts focus on real estate. It is free only in free porter. Carrabitur Motorula Rutrum is an important but portal. However, you must disclose Lobortis CV, Fleece Privacy Policy, Elefend Lorem or cotton. Add Crus sed Arcu AC Purus AM Mattis venenatis.

It is not her will. Unfortunately, on a bigger product, id dapibus id. Japan needs missions. Banana beans live by pregnant workers. Or I hated him, but he was a skirt. All parts of my children are now ecological and have time to hate. Nullam Mattis did not take her as an easily accessible actor. Free antioxidants known as clinical laughter, soccer or football are worth it. But concentrated conversation. However, as a free treatment, there are various salads that the author always dislikes. Suspension of soccer for children. Now continue your clinical life. Sand dunes of a lake. Not the author, but the right to life. TV was also soft. Personal form.

 

thanks to lorem ipsum and google translate for this beautiful text!

Edited August 23, 2018 by CabbageRoll

[Rains_of_Castamere 384]

 

Dear my fellow tank men, see those number keys on your keyboard?

They're the catalyst of our soon would be success. Now as I would guess, most of you value them so much that you'd rather lose this battle than to touch them darn keys.

But I'm here to give you some advice: win this battle, and you'll never have to worry about your supplies anymore! You could buy the fancy drones buyers owned, upgrade your turrets, hulls and modules to 20/20 and flex them in parkour battles, even buy one of those shiny XTs you've craved so much since the start of this game. So from now on, I need you to spank them keys until we've won the day.

Ignore their mockeries, and we will be cruel to our enemies, and they shall discover the evidence of our cruelties, through every impaired and disemboweled tanks we've blasted through our way to victory .

At the end we'll be a deadly renegade whose only purpose is to win the battle and claim the fund which is rightfully ours. Their score shall flop more than ever as we rise for the final scene, harder and stronger, and never go back to the losing route we've endured and humiliated. 

We will be an unforgiving and unstoppable force as they taste the hope of winning for the one last time before their final demise. 

Soouund good? 

 

 

I was listening to The Dark Knight Rises score by Hans Zimmer while writing this paragraph, hope it helps. 

Edited August 25, 2018 by Rains_of_Castamere

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

pls admin gold take a look of me speak

 

 

this is my last speech sorry for bothering

Edited August 26, 2018 by CabbageRoll

[Tanko757 0]

Ok. I know. We suck. No. We really suck. But we're supposed to be the best team in Tanki Online! If we give up now, what is our reputation? A bunch of stupid losers. Idiots. Wimps. Babies. BUT NO. WE WON THE LAST 666 BATTLES. WE KNOW 666 DIGITS OF PI. WE KILL 666 TANKS EACH IN EVERY BATTLE. Except this one right now. Instead, we've died 666 times each. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! AND ONE THING'S FOR SURE! WE! ARE! NOT! INFANTS! SO IF YOU WANT TO UPHOLD YOUR FAMILY HONOR AND BRING GLORY TO 666.PI, GET OUT THERE AND RECITE PI TO THE OTHER TANKERS! THEY'LL GET ANNOYED AND YOU CAN BLAST THEM TO PIECES AS THEY PLAY FORTNITE TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES! BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT FORTNITE GIVES YOU AIDS! Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for yelling at you. I'm sorry for making you fall out of your chair and roll on the ground with laughter. But that's our job. Make other's laugh. Because this is all distraction. And right now, I just captured our first flag. Even you guys didn't notice. And how did I get past the enemy team? Perseverance. And that's what we need. So what are you guys waiting for?! GO OUT THERE AND MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! DISTRACT THEM THEN BLOW THEM UP! RECITE PI! Oh. Yeah. And don't die. Please.

[XxPAXI2xX 169]

Here is my entry:

 

Well...at the current conditions we are about to lose this match. I guess you guys are pretty tired after this 8 hour battle. I need you to get your hulls up from the ground, go get some more supplies, buy new batteries, even go drop yourselves some goldboxes so you feel proud of catching one. These should get your energy back to maximum. I hope you understand the importance of this battle, and that you will keep defending the honor of our clan. I want you to show them who you are and what are you made of. You are made from M2 steel and carbon, I know. But the most important fact is that they will chew you up and spit you out like a chewing gum if you don`t fight back. Go and whop their hulls up, and wipe the ground with them and show them who you really are, and let them feel the warm as well as the cold

[gokuMI6 1,290]

Not an entry but my speech would be:

 

 

Player Jaaames has been banned for 30 minutes. Reason: Flood.

 

Welcome to the club

That is the story of most of XP/BP players. .-.

you talking to me  :(

 

my entry will be

 

 

 

Come on team we can still win this , but only if we all play together , i am not a pro player but if you guys are with me then nothing can stop us 

 

 

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

Closed

 

Good luck to everyone who entered the contest. Seeing as it is done, the topic will be closed.