The Zombie Apocalypse is nearly upon us

[u812ic 1,629]

A T T E N T I O N  A L L  T A N K E R S

The Zombie Apocalypse is nearly upon us. 

 

 

@Adriel.RB has warned us in this post: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=372482

 

@The-Jinx knew it was coming, but his/her timeline was off. 

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=368120&view=findpost&p=6415104&hl=%2Bapocalypse

 

 

The object on your left is your weapon. 

 

As all of you, who have added their weapon(s) to our arsenal, I have kept track of them all on page 5 of @Adriel.RBs post. (See list below). 

 

 

 

 

 

So far in our arsenal, we have:

 

 

Several doors made of glass and wood

Apple core

Wardrobe and @Boeing_787

A few walls and one with a hole in it with pipes

Just air

Jar of peanut butter with spoon

Fancy rock

Potato

Lamborghini poster and a picture of an honor student

New PVC pipe

A few phones

Faucet

Malinois (?) 

A pot with a half dead plant

Several headphones

A load of paper items

Credit cards

Computer tower

A whole library of different types of books

120 volt AC GFCI outlet

Blanket

Fidget spinner

Tomato sauce

AC remote

Rock

Scissors

Microphone

Adriel and Adriel.RB

Godmode_ONs office chair

Photo of a crush

Light

Pens and pencils, cork board, ceramic bird and chess rook

Wooden and cardboard boxes

An AK47 rifle, but no ammo, apparently. 

Rubber doll and stuffed animals

Wooden back scratcher

Knife and a plastic knife

Bike

Pillows

Desk fan, long shoe horn, rubber cane tip, mannequin head and dog crate

A few laptops

Blank DVD

Long cat

Cellular transmission tower

Heavy sofa

Blue frog

An old lady

A microwave

Lhamster (?)

Mad

Bluetooth mouse

Water bottle

World Trade Center

A wierd dude

Cords and speakers

Biscuits

Godmode_On

Neighbor's apartment

A Zombie? Hummm. I wonder if he can be neutralized and retrained as a Mole. 

Some printers

My GF

A bag

Trash can

Wall that makes a hollow sound when knocked

DEATH

Clothes hanger 

TI-84 Graphing Calculator

Composition notebook (red)

 

 

That about does it, so far. What do you think? Will we win this Zombie war? I'll be adding to this list as others report in with their arsenal donations.  

That's right, Tankers. The Zombies are getting restless. My Agents (whom will remain anonymous for security reasons) have reported that something or someone has awaken the Undead. For now, they are just wandering around aimlessly as though awakening from a deep, deep sleep and haven't gotten their bearings, yet. Soon, they will begin to feel that hunger, that empty feeling, that need  they cannot resist. 

 

Now, is the time to open up our arsenal to see what type of weapons we can create out of this pile of junk. Keep in mind the best ways to kill a Zombie: Decapitation, Bludgeoning, Burning, Exploding. Anything that will either destroy the brain or separate the brain from the body. There have been reports from other sectors that even though the brain has been separated from the body, the Zombie still lives. The brain MUST be destroyed in these rare cases. Check your Urban Dictionary for more detail. 

 

Look at the list and see what your creative minds can create in preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse. 

 

Note: This has been discussed with @Adriel.RB and is presented with approval. 

Edited July 11, 2018 by u812ic

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

lol?

[monkeyburn 13,568]

What you need to do is dump a bucket of ice water over your head...Zombies don't like cold meats.  :o

[Ninja 10,468]

This is where I come in really useful... :ph34r:

[Condensation 478]

Hi! :ph34r:

[thunderousrailgunner 1,934]

Let me grow all of my plants for this fight  :rolleyes:

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I will sink them with my teaspoon...wait...we got no teaspoon in the arsenal!

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

There is no point in preparing defenses, we have to find the juggernaut tank. 

[Viking4s 10,791]

Zombies plz drop Golds!

[Heles 9,220]

Hmmmm, should i be scared of: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE or the second coming???

Edited July 10, 2018 by Heles

[splitterpoint 10,986]

We need to build a wall

[u812ic 1,629]

What you need to do is dump a bucket of ice water over your head...Zombies don't like cold meats.  :o

 

Really?!? Where did you read/hear that? Hummmm. On second thought, you may be right. They attack the living, not the dead. The living is warm blooded and the dead are cold blooded. Good point. 

 

This is where I come in really useful... :ph34r:

 

OK, @Ninja. Get your brain to working, see what you come up with. 

 

Hi! :ph34r:

Hi? Is that it? The Zombies come in droves and all you have is "Hi?"

 

Let me grow all of my plants for this fight  :rolleyes:

I hope they're Zombie eating plants. 

 

 

There is no point in preparing defenses, we have to find the juggernaut tank. 

 

You're right! A whole Battalion of those would be fantastic. I wonder if we could bribe the Devs into getting involved, here. 

 

Hmmmm, should i be scared of: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE or the second coming???

 

If the Zombies get here first and we aren't prepared, there won't be a need for a second coming. 

Edited July 10, 2018 by u812ic

[u812ic 1,629]

We need to build a wall

Oh, is Donald Trump coming to help? I don't know about that. I'll keep him in mind. He has very deep pockets, but only touches the surface. If we can get him to dip really deeeep into those pockets, maybe we can buy that Battalion of Juggernauts. 

Edited July 11, 2018 by u812ic

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

I will sink them with my teaspoon...wait...we got no teaspoon in the arsenal!

We need the legendary Fry-Pan.

[The-Jinx 32]

No, my timeline was not off. Something strange happened. It was like someone flipped a light switch and they all went back to where ever they came from. They just.....disappeared. Seems like someone flipped that switch again. Or maybe these two attacks aren't related. Maybe these are a different set of zombies. Maybe these are stronger and more resilient. We need to be prepared for the worse.

[thethiefofvictory 339]

*calls a mod*

*he closes this topic*

There, zombie apocalypse ends :p

[monkeyburn 13,568]

This will curtail their activity until reinforcements arrive... :blink:

 

 

[u812ic 1,629]

This will curtail their activity until reinforcements arrive... :blink:

 

 

Not bad. Open the Bomb Bay doors and let the sausages drop. Hope you have access to a very large supply. Oh and make sure they are not frozen. Maybe let them rot a little to improve the flavor. Good for Zombie food, bad for us.

 

Upon further research, it seems Zombies won't eat the sausages, they eat living flesh. Sausages are not living flesh so they will probably go unnoticed. 

Edited July 11, 2018 by u812ic

[Viking4s 10,791]

*calls a mod*

*he closes this topic*

There, zombie apocalypse ends :P

I like zombie apocalypse so I will never close this topic. Zombies are our friends.

Zombies friend plz drop Golds! 

[thethiefofvictory 339]

I like zombie apocalypse so I will never close this topic. Zombies are our friends.

Zombies friend plz drop Golds! 

Conspiracy exposed: the zombie apocalypse is a plot by the mods to overrun the tanki populace so mods can have all the gold boxes :ph34r:

 

Anyways. It should be easy to deal with this, just equip Shaft and aim for the brain. Simple!

[Viking4s 10,791]

Anyways. It should be easy to deal with this, just equip Shaft and aim for the brain. Simple!

Camper, you should run, not hide!

[Heles 9,220]

Basic Guidebook 101 

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I will sink them with my teaspoon...wait...we got no teaspoon in the arsenal!

Jar of peanut butter with SPOON!

 

Unleash the power of the most ultimate weapon in the world! No zombie can survive the pure destructive force of water splashing out of this deadly weapon.

 

The most legendary weapon expert once said: "Spoon of water is like a compact water cannon. When used by a noob, it does nothing. When used by a pro, it destroys anything what it fires upon."

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Hmmmm, should i be scared of: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE or the second coming???

both, the second coming will happen first then theZombies will be unleashed upon the sinners left on earth

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Well i think we'll be prrtty well off in the Zombie Apocalypse being i've got my Wunderwaffe DG3 on my left