The Zombie Apocalypse is nearly upon us

[Benefactor 6,888]

So what kind of zombies are we talking about? The classic undead slow shuffling zombies? The fast and athletic World War Z zombies? Or the funky Thriller WOOOO zombies? And who would win if a zombie and a vampire bit each other?

[Viking4s 10,791]

Does someone as precise a date? I would like to be ready!

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Does someone as precise a date? I would like to be ready!

10 July, 2018 

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Oh, is Donald Trump coming to help? I don't know about that. I'll keep him in mind. He has very deep pockets, but only touches the surface. If we can get him to dip really deeeep into those pockets, maybe we can buy that Battalion of Juggernauts.

 

Let me tell... Let me tell you something... Yeah this used to be a fine country. I'd say we build a wall. I'll tell you what... Build the wall.. The Ohio Coal Association will fund the great wall of this beautiful country. This used to be a fine country I'll tell you that. It is time to get it back. Get back what belongs to us. Ain't that right... Right? Hmmléh... hoh... hmmyeah... Good barriers good barriers.

 

 

We need to build...

 

Hello?

 

Yes okay, we need to build a wall.

 

We-need-to-build-a-wall..

[Viking4s 10,791]

10 July, 2018 

I missed it, noooooooooooo

[monkeyburn 13,568]

Not bad. Open the Bomb Bay doors and let the sausages drop. Hope you have access to a very large supply. Oh and make sure they are not frozen. Maybe let them rot a little to improve the flavor. Good for Zombie food, bad for us.

 

Upon further research, it seems Zombies won't eat the sausages, they eat living flesh. Sausages are not living flesh so they will probably go unnoticed. 

Although preference for living flesh is vital, their repulsion and fear of sausage is immense, even in the early stages of transmutation. :o

 

 

[Heles 9,220]

Does someone as precise a date? I would like to be ready!

Oohh, like preparing to build a fortress / wall around your city. Just like world war Z.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

So what kind of zombies are we talking about? The classic undead slow shuffling zombies? The fast and athletic World War Z zombies? Or the funky Thriller WOOOO zombies? And who would win if a zombie and a vampire bit each other?

technically in most games, movies and shows there's a few types of zombies. The slow easy to slaughter Walkers, Runners (fast but easy to kill), Sprinters ( extremely fast and harder to kill cause of it), and then there is the slow fat asses that take a ton of damage but can easily be escaped, but thpse types are just the normals. Thats not considering the things like the Flood from Halo and other super zombies

Oohh, like preparing to build a fortress / wall around your city. Just like world war Z.

meh, screw walls id rather have Spike traps like we used to have around forts a couple hundred years ago

[Benefactor 6,888]

Let me tell... Let me tell you something... Yeah this used to be a fine country. I'd say we build a wall. I'll tell you what... Build the wall.. The Ohio Coal Association will fund the great wall of this beautiful country. This used to be a fine country I'll tell you that. It is time to get it back. Get back what belongs to us. Ain't that right... Right? Hmmléh... hoh... hmmyeah... Good barriers good barriers.

 

 

We need to build...

 

Hello?

 

Yes okay, we need to build a wall.

 

We-need-to-build-a-wall..

[Heles 9,220]

meh, screw walls id rather have Spike traps like we used to have around forts a couple hundred years ago

Lol, probably take another hundred years for to zombie to break it and we all panic.

[giant05 207]

We really need a Zombie Apopcalypse for us gamers :P The stuff I'm intrested in, I can write a novel. here's my theory created just now written.

 

ALERT

 

 So first of all lemme increase font size for us to be intrested in reading this long stuff :P. Now what we have here is a Zombie Apopcalypse, They don't watch us and let us get ready. So we must be ready anytime. ==== Theory ===

 

According to @giant05 The Zombie Apopcalypse will start as follows: 

First the excessive Global Warming ( Due to the smoke in sky the sun rays can't get past outta it and only enters making the planet hotter) will occur then like right now "Climate Change" Will be seen, The smoke will be too much and sent into outer space which will block the sunlight till then, We would've found a way to live without a sun, Then when we try to do much research on "How to reincarnate people from their deaths" We will get some kinds of abnormality in people. Like when you research 1 you get fine results and other you get completely different. For that scientists will start researching and find it would be their blood cells or genes, So to change it they make some medicines Those medicines are gonna be made not much carefully and that will be injected into a small baby. No one will much care and it'll seem to work fine. But when the baby is adult and S/he is about to die, S/he will get an abnormal painful disease. Due to this S/he will die without any treatments. After that happens His/Her soul won't rest in peace no matter how much you spam "R.I.P" And then the soul will take a rebirth, In form of Zombie.

And thats it for the theory of our Zombies made by me, Some popular theories are:

 

#1

Some scientists will be in their lab, Mixing chemicals and doing research, They'd mix the wrong one and a infection bomb will explode them into Zombies.

 

#2

Several scientists have told they know about Zombies and how to make them work properly, If it is really true, When dying some scientists may have cold view upon us.

 

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Edited August 15, 2018 by giant05