Declined A section where it would come in handy for learning russian.

[mk439 3]

Due to the last update, I(and probably I'm not the only one, assuming how many people are not able to speak russian) find it difficult to understand the name of most of the servers. Since the rule number 2 forbids us from asking for the removal(or downgrade) of the update, I'm here with a damn amazing suggestion: force players to learn russian. This way, we could become one with Russia; In other words, uniformity and equality. Now, don't think of that as the 20th century communism(spoiler alert: history repeats itself)- punishments are going to be virtual-only. You might wonder, what would be the advantages? Well, let met enlighten you all:

1. Since everyone is going to speak only russian, you won't be able to blame the russian teammates for losing the match, because you won't know who you are playing with.

2. A slightly increase in alcohol resistance, thanks to the obvious reasons.

3. Self improvement. Becoming a bilingual or, why not, a trilingual. Having fun on tanki online while playing with your non-russian friends talking russian will become, indeed, a great experience!

4. Get access to the most amazing feature: becoming a gopnik/slav tanker! However, this will require a lot of experience, but those serious will reach their goals, just don't forget to believe in yourself!

My apologizes for the weak editing skills, I'm not a specialist, however I hope it's clear enough. This is the first time I'm able to say that "Too good to be true" is only a myth!

5. Crystals sound quite "old", replacing them with "rubles" will make the game a lot more interesting.

 Post scriptum: Please be merciful.

[Maf 32,324]

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Not sure what you mean by a "section", but regardless of how you plan to "force" players to learn Russian, it won't happen for obvious reasons. If forced to do something they don't like (and no one will want to learn a language just so that they can play a game), a player will just leave and find a different game. There are plenty other reasons why this is a bad idea, so I'll just say that the concept as a whole is completely absurd and won't ever be implemented.

 

That being said, I realise that today's update made it very difficult to search for battles in the PRO battle list, and developers are already aware of this issue. So a fix will hopefully be made soon.

 

I'm locking this topic to prevent any unnecessary arguments due the sensitive nature of the idea. If you have any comments, feel free to message me via PM.