Squidjy snail...the Whole Story

[chriswu 25]

Once upon a time, there was a snail named Squidjy. One day, Squidjy crawled up a tree. From the tree, Squidjy sat in his snaily way, watching monks in a monastery. Suddenly, Squidjy slipped on his trail of slime and jell onto a monk. "Pip save me!" cried the monk, shaking Squidjy onto the ground. Once on the ground, Squidjy began taking evasive action to avoid being sliced up by the monk, who had pulled out a machete. Diving into a niche in the wall and hiding behind a bust of Pip, Squidjy cherished his few moments of safety.

According to legend, Pip was a porcupine with a finicky appetite for mealwors. He lived in a huge manor, with ten acres of land, situated just outside the great citadel of Kip. Pip took Kip and threw him over a great precipice, killing him, and freeing the people of Kip's unjust and evil rule. Therefore, the people of the citadel of Kip worshipped Pip, and made bumper stickers saying: "Don't bump my car, it's got quills!"

Suddenly, the whipping sound of the machete slicing through Pip's bust shook Squidjy out of his reverie. Squidjy then squirmed from the niche and made a mad dash to the top of the wall. However, before he reached the top, Squidjy was squished by the machete. How fast can snails go?

 

THE END

[StrikeComando 1]

WHAT? :shock:

[chriswu 25]

:mrgreen:

[r_cooldud0 0]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

i like it its good

[chriswu 25]

thanks. I'm thinking of making a sequel: Shelby and the snail slime of destiny

[Goldeneagle 9]

Machete slices not squishes.

[chriswu 25]

whatever

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

um, nice!

[chriswu 25]

:mrgreen:

[Contaminated 129]

i read ze first 3 sentences then read ze last sentence. Good story :thumbup:

Excuse me laziness

[chriswu 25]

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i read ze first 3 sentences then read ze last sentence. Good story

 

It seems u r obsessed with speaking with a rrrrrrussian accent

[BosKo.ViCi86 3]

Player BosKo.ViCi86 has been banned for a week. Reason: Necroposting

Edited July 4, 2013 by MizARee

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

I found the story surprisingly funny and ironic. You foreshadowed in the midst of the story with the phrase : ''He cherished his few moments of Safety,'' that something misfortunate was going to happen to him- most commonly death from Machete-wielding Monk.

Edited July 1, 2013 by r_DidYouKnowThat0

[icerugby 1,886]

What a happy ending man... I like it

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

YAY HAPPY SNAIL

[I.D0M 601]

The date of the first posts is awesome.

[RiseOfCucumber 651]

Do you need to bump it -___-

[I.D0M 601]

Do you need to bump it -___-

You bumped this thread just by complaining of me bumping it.

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