What is the deadliest paint in your garage?

[u812ic 1,629]

Look at the description of the paints you have in your garage. What is your deadliest paint and what does it do?

 

Paint: Phantom

 

Description: The hypnotizing power of the paint is rumored to be the only thing that can stop an Isida train and freeze in place an aiming Shaft. Use with extra caution. 

 

Yeah, riiiight. The Isida train sees me, stops and drains the life out of my tank. I'm dead and they move on. Same goes for the Shaft. It sees me in the scope and freezes while it gets off a shot. 

 

So, which paint in your garage scares the bejesus out of the enemy?  

 

:excl: Please give a description to your paint. You don't have to copy the entire description, just tell us why it should be feared. A name is just a name, but description give it life. 

Edited November 20, 2018 by u812ic

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Probably Zombie

[u812ic 1,629]

Probably Zombie

Why is it the deadliest? 

[Maf 32,307]

I love the garage descriptions, so this is a fun topic to discuss.

 

Most fearsome paint I have is probably Holiday Lights: "Those who go into battle with colourful lights are the most feared on the battlefield. Or so we are told"  :ph34r:

 

P.S. I like it how descriptions of Traceur and Red Suit still mention protective paints: Traceur has "no defensive attributes" and Red Suit "provides excellent protection against Vulcan and Isida"  :D  

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Why is it the deadliest?

it's a Zombie, duh

[Pythor 1,354]

def "Soft Flowers"

Edited November 20, 2018 by pythor20000

[u812ic 1,629]

Please tell us why it's the most fearsome or deadliest. It's the description that gives life to the paint. I'd like to know which paints I should avoid in battle so I don't go near them.  :D

[Pyre 3,485]

Any of my World cup paints. They are so ugly your eyes begin to burn upon seeing them.

 

EDIT: Prior to the second War, it would have been that animated war paint. Bleagh.

 

EDIT #2: Seriously, its probably Zeus. King of the gods, ya know?

Edited November 20, 2018 by Pyre

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Any paints with hearts or flowers. They're just my worst nightmare. :ph34r:

[u812ic 1,629]

Any paints with hearts or flowers. They're just my worst nightmare. :ph34r:

Thank you for the hint. I have Sakura and Mt. Fuji (animated). I know what to wear when I see you coming. 

[u812ic 1,629]

As far as I remember the old description of Shaft has something related on making pizzas :rolleyes:

 

I haven't seen the description of most paints

In the description of Shaft, it says that it's multifunctional. It can brew coffee, order pizza and pay the checks.

 

This topic is about paints. You surely must have some paint in your garage, even if it's Metallic which confuses tracking and radar devices because of it's sheen. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Green

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Sakura

[Hancho 3,902]

[N3tralRE 282]

Hmm...I have several paints specialized for Camouflage in different battle environments.  Nano's description claims that Nano "has been the most successful attempt at adapting nanotechnology to tanks", which sounds like Nano is a prototype for cool nanotechnology developments for tanks.

 

As for Dragon:  "Each scale is drawn by hand on a reinforced piece of titanium plate armor".  I initially thought it meant that the Dragon paint had some extra titanium armor, but it actually says that the scales were drawn on the armor, so I'm guessing Dragon is purely aesthetic.

 

Ultimately, I guess Nano's my deadliest paint.

[GuidoFawkes 2,361]

had to check the wiki for the descriptions.. cause i never read the ones for mine. 

i think clay is the most intimidating one... makes it seem like the perfect camouflage paint

 

Edited December 17, 2018 by CooperO
Religious references removed.

[Michael828 816]

Deadliest paints are those with the best camouflages.

[u812ic 1,629]

Deadliest paints are those with the best camouflages.

One of my other paints is Lava: "According to Psychologists, this specific pattern resembling a divine fire will trigger a sense of panic within enemies"

Lava is far from being a camouflage paint, but it sounds pretty deadly to me. 

[Michael828 816]

One of my other paints is Lava: "According to Psychologists, this specific pattern resembling a divine fire will trigger a sense of panic within enemies"

Lava is far from being a camouflage paint, but it sounds pretty deadly to me. 

Fair enough, lol

[Showbot 819]

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[Guest]

Secret Sauce 

[BigCar 80]

python, its a snake

[splitterpoint 10,986]

P.S. I like it how descriptions of Traceur and Red Suit still mention protective paints: Traceur has "no defensive attributes" and Red Suit "provides excellent protection against Vulcan and Isida"  :D

 

Those are cool relics of the past indeed. Moonwalker still says: A paint that was only available during the Farewell To Moon Silence event.. a lie.

[nemoetnihil 388]

Holiday. It transforms, you know what I mean? 

 

 

There's some heavy generalisation going on here and I doubt you've ever actually looked into what you're dissing. From the looks of it, you combined Catholicism and Christianity into one

Which were the same thing up till 1517.... But yes, religion doesn't belong here.

 

My deadliest paint is beating hearts. It's so bright and ugly that anyone who sees it is instantly blinded.

[Hex 11,520]

 

This paint has been developed using the latest in quantum research technologies, which allow for probability effects to be applied to a macroworld. The first thought of the creators was to finally do the Schrodinger's cat experiment, but it was blocked by animal rights activists. So instead, they made this paint. If you don't mind all of the complex mathematics and scientific research, it's just a monochromatic paint of a green... wait, blu... wait... red color. Oh for the love of!.. Yellow! AAA! Purple! That's it, I'm done, write this description yourself.

 

 

 

Or if you really want a creepy description...

 

 

«We will blow up your turret, and then your track, and then rip off your paint right off your tank. You will become a turretless, trackless, paintless...» © Owner of the paint