Drugs join my life!

[12ai1gun 1]

June 28th, 2013

 

I've been putting off writing anything for the past few days, but I forced myself to write today. I did leave off sort of abruptly last time. Where was I? Ah, yes, the message. It was very strange! Take a look for yourself:

 

"Dear Players, we the administration are held by criminals at Tanki HQ. Please help us!"

 

The developers are being held hostage! I know it may sound crazy, but this is actually a plausible explanation for what's been happening! I mean, the Devs would never do anything so crazy as removing drugs! It was their way of telling us that something is wrong! This is just awesome if it is true! Well, of course, it's not awesome, but it's cool that the Devs would rely on the players for something so big! I guess there was no other way to get a message out. You may think I'm crazy to believe it, but I did have a ten hour flight to reflect, and the message doesn't seem so crazy now. I mean, it was the admins who posted it, right? And why would they ever make a joke like that? It's not first of April. See what I'm saying? I know I'm right. 

 

Uggghhh! Just checked, and Granny has no Wi-Fi! What am I going to do?!? 

Anyway, I am super tired right now (I still have jet-lag, or whatever they call it), so I'm gonna get to sleep. 

 

June 29th, 2013

 

Edward awakens! I slept so long -- like fourteen hours! Guess what? I found internet! I feel like I'm connected with the world again. It's from a neighbor, so I have to sit awkwardly in the left corner of my room, but at least I have it. I love noobs (it's not a bad word, Miss Reynolds) who don't use passwords. Still, since I'm going to be here a month, I'll see what I can do to get granny to buy her own router. 

 

So, with this new found internet, I managed to go on Google Maps, and I discovered the most amazing coincidence! It's incredibly ironic! Granny's apartment just happens to be about a mile away from Perm, which is where the Tanki Online HQ is located! I can't believe this! I am the one who discovered the secret message, and I actually have a chance to do something about it. But what can I do? I don't even speak Russian, and if I go to the police, I'm sure that they won't believe me. What if I am wrong? 

I guess I'll just try and see if I can get Granny to take me there. She shouldn't say no....

 

The past few days have certainly been interesting... mostly fun, but I don't know if I can handle having soup EVERY lunch time for the next month! I guess this is Russia. 

 

June 30th, 2013

 

It's five in the morning. I woke up an hour ago, but I couldn't fall back to sleep. I turned on my laptop and power drugged (that's what I call it now) for a while, but it was uncomfortable to sit in that corner, so I decided to write. I'm so hungry! I tried looking in granny's fridge, but the inside is just scary. She makes really good food, but after looking in the refrigerator, I have no idea where it comes from. 

 

As soon as Granny wakes up, I'll ask her about going to the HQ. I hope she'll agree. It's only a mile, after all. While I wait, I will entertain myself with a book. I'm glad I decided to bring one. I almost didn't because I thought I'd have good internet and Granny doesn't usually give me much free time anyway.

 

....Same day, later: 

 

I shouldn't have said that. As luck would have it, Granny has had me working all day. I guess she was going easy on me because of my jumbo-lag, but now she figures I've adjusted enough. First she had me make my bed (Seriously? I'm gonna sleep in it anyway), then she had me peel potatoes for about three hours (my hand still hurts!), and after that I had to sweep and mop the floor to clean up the mess I'd made, so now I'm even tireder (more tired?) than I was when I first got here. And guess what? I had soup for lunch. Again!

 

However! Today wasn't altogether that bad. I did manage to get granny to agree to take me to the Tanki HQ tomorrow. I have no idea what I'll do  there, but I'm too curious not to go. I guess I'll just see how things play out. If the message does turn out to be false, and there actually aren't any criminals there... well, at least I'll have gotten to see the Tanki HQ. Still, I hope I'm right (Sorry Devs).

 

Well, that brings today's writing to a close. Farewell. 

 

July 1st, 2013

 

Today is the day! Tanki HQ here I come! Granny is just getting ready, and then we'll be off. I wonder how we'll get there? She doesn't own a car. My parents own two, so I've never taken public before, but I guess that's what we're gonna have to do. 

 

I'm here again. It's the same day, but a later time. I just got back from my little "expedition". Granny and I did end up taking public transportation this red and yellow Soviet tram that was hardly fit to have raced against a turtle. I was a bit nervous to get on when I saw it, but after a long and bumpy ride, we finally got to our destination. And guess what? I was right. Not everything is at it seems with Tanki. Not at all. 

 

12ai1gun :huh: ;) 

[Flexoo 6,980]

Approved.

 

Edits:

Minor fixes: Fixed some spacing and few commas. Cut a couple of sentences into two.

[loginci 877]

Nice article!

[cryptor 589]

Wow, amazing!  :)  ;)

[LyT 222]

I Iike it.

[Person_Random 4,991]

Welcome to the AWS!  Nice story by the way.

 

 

Avoided the critique storm quickly.

 

 

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Very nice! :D  You're already writing better stories than me! I'm excited to see more stories from you ;)

[Person_Random 4,991]

Very nice! :D  You're already writing better stories than me! I'm excited to see more stories from you ;)

Don't say that you are worse than others.  Anyways, you were quite good at your debut and first few stories.  Continue to work hard.

 

This message was not sponsored by me; rather, by the horde of people in this classroom as I eat lunch.

Edited November 28, 2018 by Person_Random

[Pythor 1,354]

Great job buddy. I liked the diary format :)

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Thanks Random

[Flexoo 6,980]

Edit:

 

Unfortunately, for some reason the plagiarism detector did not show any traces of plagiarism when I was checking this article for first time, but after some further investigation, we found out this article has been plagiarized. Original: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=184804.

 

Normally, I would just hide the topic, but I deem it's necessary and fair for the readers who already found this article to know that it's not the work of this author.

 

With that being said, this topic is closed.