Stupidest sight you've seen today, outside of Tanki

[u812ic 1,629]

There's a topic in Game Discussion "Stupidest sight in tanki today" started by @BigCar. As I was reading the posts, something would joggle my memory of something I saw outside of Tanki that seemed pretty stupid at the moment. We've all seen them and ask ourselves, "Why?" of "What was he/she thinking?" 

 

I discussed this title with @BigCar and he was okay with it.

 

So, onward! What was the stupidest sight you've seen today, outside of Tanki? Note: It doesn't necessarily have to be today. Yesterday, last week is fine. 

 

 

I'll start:

 

Today, I saw a Teenager texting on his phone, step off the curb into the crosswalk of a busy intersection without looking up to see if any cars were coming. He had the red light and almost caused an accident when an oncoming car swerved to miss him. The Teen looked up at the driver and walked on still texting. 

 

 

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I was walking out of my neighborhood and I saw a friend wave to me. My neighborhood was muddy and some dumb kid said "Come here boy!" Then he slipped onto the mud. I asked if he was fine but what I really wanted to do was laugh at him and insult for his dumb action which was run on the muddy grass.

 

P.S the title can be "Stupidest sight you've seen in real life." Anyway looking forward for more;)

[BigCar 80]

old lady trying to steal salt from the grocery store.

 

salt.

[Katydid 97]

old lady trying to steal salt from the grocery store.

 

salt.

I saw a woman in the store sampling mayonnaise. She opened up jars of different brands, dipped her finger in and stuck the sampling in her mouth. I tried to report her to the Manager, but by the time he got to me the woman was gone. I showed him the 2 jars I saw her sample, but didn't know if there were any others.

Edited January 25, 2019 by Katydid

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I saw a woman in the store sampling mayonnaise. She opened up jars of different brands, dipped her finger in and stuck the sampling in her mouth. I tried to report her to the Manager, but by the time he got to me the woman was gone. I showed him the 2 jars I saw her sample, but didn't know if there were any others.

You should have reported her to Battle Moderator, he would tell it to Admin, Admin would tell it to Cedric, Cedric would tell it to Trump and Trump would tell it to CIA.

[Katydid 97]

My dog spotted a squirrel in the backyard and ran after it. The squirrel jumped on top of the fence, looked down at my barking dog and started chattering at him. The squirrel ran back and forth along the top of the fence with my dog in hot pursuit on the ground. I hadn't laughed so hard in a looog time. 

[iFros 1,891]

i was just playing basketball with my friends, the ball came to me , i had a clear shot , i take the shot , the ball doesn't get in, for some reason my friend wanted to get a rebound with his head (i don't know what he was thinking), when the ball hits him in the face , he was  turning around like a crazy person due to that the ball was very strong, then he hits again himself with the support of the basket. Couldn't stop laughing from that moment, it was just like instant karma.

[u812ic 1,629]

My dog spotted a squirrel in the backyard and ran after it. The squirrel jumped on top of the fence, looked down at my barking dog and started chattering at him. The squirrel ran back and forth along the top of the fence with my dog in hot pursuit on the ground. I hadn't laughed so hard in a looog time. 

Yep, same thing happens in my backyard. The squirrels sit up on the fence, run back and forth and my dogs go crazy. I have a tree with a low branch the squirrels will sit on and tease the dogs. The dogs jump, trying to get at the squirrel, but the branch is about a foot too high. But they keep trying. 

[snipe3000 678]

You should have reported her to Battle Moderator, he would tell it to Admin, Admin would tell it to Cedric, Cedric would tell it to Trump and Trump would tell it to CIA.

No, Trump would tell it to the Secret Service members, and the SS members would tell it to the CIA...

[u812ic 1,629]

I nearly hit a bicyclist the other day. Our City hosts the annual Triathlon which includes 23 miles of bicycling. All year 'round there are bicyclists training. I was driving down a paved back road that's barely wide enough for two cars to pass. I went around a blind curve and there was a Triathlon bicyclist training right in the middle of my lane. I slammed on brakes and horn at the same time. He pulled off the road and I slowed down to ask him why he wasn't using the bike path (it's paved and about 8 feet to our right). His answer was, "I can ride my bike anywhere I please." I told him, "You're going to get hit riding in the middle of the road." He said, "Good, I need the money." 

 

Some people don't have the brains God gave a mule. 

Edited February 11, 2019 by u812ic

[InfamatiEtObliterati 182]

Recess after biology lecture, my mate had just finished smoking a cigar which he then threw in a rather suspicious-looking trash can, which later turned out to be a gas-dependant space heater. Needless to say, we were all freaking out and simultaneously laughing out loud. Thankfully the heater wasn't on, and we managed to get the cigar out safely, but that didn't stop us from hysterically laughing during what was left of the recess. :D

[Hex 11,520]

This guy in a van in front of me swerving his car from side to side for show in between two lanes when he finally misjudged a turn and crashed into a tree in middle of the road. I didn't know what to do, pull over and help or laugh and drive on...

[u812ic 1,629]

This guy in a van in front of me swerving his car from side to side for show in between two lanes when he finally misjudged a turn and crashed into a tree in middle of the road. I didn't know what to do, pull over and help or laugh and drive on...

What did you do?

[InfamatiEtObliterati 182]

What did you do?

I'm oddly intrigued as well o.O

[Hex 11,520]

 

 

Pulled over for a minute, called the police and ambulance, checked the guy to see if he was okay, then drove off because I had to get somewhere and was already late.

[Katydid 97]

I was traveling down an Interstate Highway, speed limit was 70 mph, flow of traffic was about 75 mph. A motorcycle came up and passed so fast, the noise of the engine and exhaust scared me. I have no idea how fast he was doing, but he was weaving in and out of traffic, passing BETWEEN cars on the dotted line and passing in the pullover lanes. Ahead of me I could see brakes lights go on, cars swerving and other cars going off the road. In just a few seconds, the biker was out of sight. Stupid, stupid, stupid. 

[u812ic 1,629]

I just played 3 battles back to back where both teams played the objective and both teams played as a team. Why did I post that here? Because some people think that anything outside the norm is stupid. This is certainly outside the norm.  :lol:

 

EDIT: I just realised I posted this in the wrong place. It was suppose to go in "Stupidest thing you saw today in Tanki". I looked there for my post, didn't see it and thought it was deleted by a Mod for some reason.  :blush:

Edited February 21, 2019 by u812ic

[personia2 125]

I looked in a mirror one time.

[u812ic 1,629]

Once a week we get several pages of ads and coupons in the mail newspaper style. The Mail Carrier dropped mine on the ground. Do you think he would bend over, pick it up and put it in my mailbox? Nope. He let the 25 mph wind gusts have it all over my yard.  :angry:

Edited February 26, 2019 by u812ic

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Once a week we get several pages of ads and coupons in the mail newspaper style. The Mail Carrier dropped mine on the ground. Do you think he would bend over, pick it up and put it in my mailbox? Nope. He let the 25 mph wind gusts have it all over my yard. :angry:

He is not a Mail Carrier.

He is a Wind Mage.

[Jay 1,431]

My EX (I saw a garbage can today) 

[iMoneyMaker 4,500]

My EX (I saw a garbage can today) 

lol  :lol:

[KillerGnat 3,135]

eating chips with salsa

 

watching TV

 

reach my hand in the salsa, dip it in the chips

 

._____. this is why i have no friends

[Jay 1,431]

This has happened way to many times to me xD

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

 

I made this at 7am and for all this effort i got back pain, red eyes and 2 hours of sleep