Stupidest sight you've seen today, outside of Tanki

[Guest winner110]

I nearly hit a bicyclist the other day. Our City hosts the annual Triathlon which includes 23 miles of bicycling. All year 'round there are bicyclists training. I was driving down a paved back road that's barely wide enough for two cars to pass. I went around a blind curve and there was a Triathlon bicyclist training right in the middle of my lane. I slammed on brakes and horn at the same time. He pulled off the road and I slowed down to ask him why he wasn't using the bike path (it's paved and about 8 feet to our right). His answer was, "I can ride my bike anywhere I please." I told him, "You're going to get hit riding in the middle of the road." He said, "Good, I need the money." 

 

Some people don't have the brains God gave a mule. 

This is so true about "Some people don't have the brains God gave a mule" i see that every time my family drives anywhere thesedays!

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

So last night I was at my grandma's house helping her with her yard work. When I was done we had a chat for a bit. Then I decided to head home, put my keys on my seat, pressed what I thought was the unlock switch (which was actually the lock switch), shut the door. And well you can figure out what happened. :mellow:

[u812ic 1,629]

I had surgery on my right leg and was unable to drive for awhile. My friend agreed to take me to Doctor appointments and rehab in my truck. She had a habit of throwing the keys in her purse and using the door lock, which works the same way as the lock on the key fob. I told her to use the key fob, that way she knows she has the keys. She told me not to worry because throwing the keys in her purse was so automatic she didn't need to think about it.

 

One day she came to take me to my rehab appointment. She came a bit early, so we sat and gabbed for awhile. When it was time to leave, she went out to the truck to unlock it and open the passenger door for me while I locked up the house. When I got to the truck, she was fumbling through her purse looking for the keys and ended up dumping her purse (which looked more like a gym bag) out on the driveway. No keys. I looked in the widow and they were sitting on the seat. I told her, "So much for 'it's so automatic I don't need to think about it' crap." 

[Guest winner110]

I had surgery on my right leg and was unable to drive for awhile. My friend agreed to take me to Doctor appointments and rehab in my truck. She had a habit of throwing the keys in her purse and using the door lock, which works the same way as the lock on the key fob. I told her to use the key fob, that way she knows she has the keys. She told me not to worry because throwing the keys in her purse was so automatic she didn't need to think about it.

 

One day she came to take me to my rehab appointment. She came a bit early, so we sat and gabbed for awhile. When it was time to leave, she went out to the truck to unlock it and open the passenger door for me while I locked up the house. When I got to the truck, she was fumbling through her purse looking for the keys and ended up dumping her purse (which looked more like a gym bag) out on the driveway. No keys. I looked in the widow and they were sitting on the seat. I told her, "So much for 'it's so automatic I don't need to think about it' crap." 

that's is funny and stupis at the same time!  sorry :(

[u812ic 1,629]

Weird.... :rolleyes:

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Got this reply on non profit minecraft server page. How stupid do you have to be to write this?

Edited September 12, 2019 by CabbageRoll

[u812ic 1,629]

A few days ago, I saw a woman trying to cross a busy highway in the middle of the block during rush hour. She was holding the hand of a Toddler and carrying a baby. They were standing on the double yellow line waiting for a break in traffic so they could finish crossing. At the corner was a stop light with a pedestrian crossing signal. With that Toddler, she wasn't going to cross 3 lanes very quickly. 

[Person_Random 4,991]

well, i see myself procrastinating cts, can't hear my music because people are talking really loudly and breaking concentration.  welp.

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

About a month or so ago when I was on the freeway on my way to Wal-Mart, I saw a canopy from a small truck just sitting in the middle lane.

 

Guess someone didn't bolten it down to their truck tight enough. ._.

[Guest winner110]

lol that is odd

[spiderman1000 737]

I saw something really stupid once!

there were football trials in my school. everything was going fine..... until one of the players ran towards the ball at full speed and tried to kick. instead of kicking it, he launched his shoe right at the coaches face XD.