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@Adriel.RB was the original owner of this topic and has passed it on to me. I will try my best to take good care of it, @Adriel.RB.

 

 

Currently under revision. 

 

 

Welcome to Netherworld Jail

In Association with Tanki Online

 

Come one, come all!! Everyone is welcome in Netherworld Jail. Have you done something that has become a burden on your mind and soul? Make your admissions here and be cleansed.  

 

This jail is not physically on this plane nor in this world. It is located in Netherworld, commonly known as Underworld. 

 

"Why am I here?" you may ask. Each of you have made an admission of committing a crime.

"How did I get here?" You don't remember being transported to this jail? There seems to be a glitch in Tanki's transporter that causes amnesia...or is it by design? No one knows for sure. 

 

The Tanki Community has been complaining about "lag." Ever wonder why the Developers of Tanki never addressed the problem? Mmmm? Now don't jump to conclusions, it's only a theory that somehow the lags are connected to this jail. 

 

 

Posted 10 Apr 2019 - 14:40

Well, well, well. There's quite a list of members from the Tanki Community in this jail, where ever it is. 

 

 

1...Adriel.RB

2...sarim2345_the_master

3...monkeyburn

4...Viking4s

5...Heles

6...Benefactor

7...Pyre

8...LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH

9...Best_of_thunder_2015

10...GorgoBlesk

11...Jade

12...Python

13...Biurza

14...Destrod

15...ShipuBmm

16...Given

17...boeing787

18...TankiNoob2000

19...Lose

20...Legacy

21...HBTY

22...Adel

23...giant05

24...iMoneyMaker

25...u812ic

26...Merovingian

27...C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R

28...lukey

 

 

Anyone have an escape plan? I haven't seen hide nor hair of the Guards, are there any? This Russian food doesn't agree with my palate and sometimes my stomach. What is in this stuff they feed us and call food? Anyone have any ideas on anything?

 

 

I came back to the jail to see what all can be done to restore it. I found the blueprints, made some  architectural changes and managed to rebuild. Yes, the jail is back in operation. What are some of the changes I've made? HA! You think I'm going to let that 

cat out of the bag? My friends admitted to crimes, got put into jail and then they sabotaged me. Fortunately, for them, it was not ingame activity so they didn't break any official Tanki rules. 

 

@Given overpowered security http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=380010&page=4&do=findComment&comment=6696719

 

@Boeing_787 liberated the jail http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=380010&page=4#entry6697243 (Do I smell a conspiracy here?) 

 

However, all is not lost. I see a few members of our Community have admitted to crimes after the jail was destroyed. I got in my tank and managed to bring these culprits in single handedly. The are the first to occupy my new indestructo jail. These members are: @TankiNoob2000, @Truthteller and @DinKonahe. Welcome to my jail!. I hope you will find things accommodating. 

 

 

WANTED

Dead or Alive

more alive than dead

 

Escapees @Given and @Boeing_787 for destroying my jail, formally owned by @Adriel.RB and endorsed by @Hate and conspiracy of committing a crime. @Boeing_787 has since admitted to committing another crime after his escape: "I made to much blin" I'm not sure what he meant by that remark, but he will surely be questioned when he is caught.

 

REWARD

Unfortunately, I am unable to give any monetary rewards for the capture of these Dastardly Deed Wrongdoers, thanks to the acts of these scrupulous villains who have destroyed all of my containers and my personal stash of Crystals, I have nothing to give. Wait!! Just a moment. 

Opens safe. Rumbles through boxes. *boff...crash* "OUCH"...*screeeech! rumble, more boffing* AHA!!

I found some gifts I had stashed away in my tank while the jail was being destroyed.

Anyone who can PROVE​ without a shadow of a doubt that they have captured these villains, you will be rewarded with one of these gifts (No, no, no Blue Spheres, unless someone rich person wants to donate one) and the appreciation of the Tanki Community.

 

UPDATE

@Given has been apprehended by Chuck Norris. He has sent sufficient proof. He has been duly rewarded. Thank you, Mr. Norris, for helping to keep the Tanki battlefields clear of wrongdoers.

 

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Which crime did you commit?

 

I stole an owl from a tree and call him J. Tales. It was @Adriel.RB that stole the owl, not me.

Edited by u812ic
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Stole a balloon!

 

But then, when I was in jail showers, I dropped soap and it happened to be Big Juan who standing behind me...

 

They said the punishment was enough and they set me free after intense consultations with psychologist.

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I told a female Cop she was beautiful and secsy and should be on the cover of Victoria's Secret. I thought is was a compliment.  :huh:

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I was dealing drugs.

Everyone was coming to me for that fresh batch of first repair, DA, DD, SB and mines.

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