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Allright, I admit that I use six Infinity Stones to change my tank into Juggernaut, but it was destroyed with other tanks before that Infinity Stones stolen by Thanos.

 

p/s : I don't remember how, but I think I made two stupid mistake. Look down here.

 

I hate this...  :ph34r:

Okay. Let me see if I got this right. You accidentally put black powder in you tank, thinking it was an alternative gasoline. After two minutes, your tank self-destructed and the game crashed. You thought your tank's explosion was so big, it destroyed the map and the  player in it.

 

Is that correct? 

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I have found and overpowered the greatest and strongest fugitive potato @Given and have thus, gained access to its account. Ready to hand it over to jail authorities for a May holiday gift.

 

I definitely have proof:

Here's a recording of the incredibly powerful vegetable.

 

Slurrp... Slurrp. Nice soft drink dispenser you have here.

You've to give me some proof you're in my captivity.

Oh, okay. *Waves*

This is an audio recording...

Kmolt. Slurrp. Hey guys, I'm in this guy's captivity resort, with a GPS tracking chip in my Ray Ban Glasses and my Rolex watch. It's so cosy here that escape is impossible...

 

Now that would be enough. I expect your people on 4th of May, 2019. Don't be late or forget what our deal is.

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I have found and overpowered the greatest and strongest fugitive potato @Given and have thus, gained access to its account. Ready to hand it over to jail authorities for a May holiday gift.

 

I definitely have proof:

Here's a recording of the incredibly powerful vegetable.

 

Slurrp... Slurrp. Nice soft drink dispenser you have here.

You've to give me some proof you're in my captivity.

Oh, okay. *Waves*

This is an audio recording...

Kmolt. Slurrp. Hey guys, I'm in this guy's captivity resort, with a GPS tracking chip in my Ray Ban Glasses and my Rolex watch. It's so cosy here that escape is impossible...

 

Now that would be enough. I expect your people on 4th of May, 2019. Don't be late or forget what our deal is.

Identify yourself, please.

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Identify yourself, please.

I'm Chuck Norris. Given is now my account. I have handed over the jailbreak mastermind potato to your personnel.

Edited by Given

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I'm Chuck Norris. Given is now my account. I have handed over the jailbreak mastermind potato to your personnel.

Okey, Chuck...May I call you Chuck? I guess you have shown me enough proof. Expect a reward in your mailbox. 

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Okey, Chuck...May I call you Chuck? I guess you have shown me enough proof. Expect a reward in your mailbox. 

Well, well, well, Chucky ol' boy. Seems @Given has tossed you a monkey wrench. His gift box appears to be locked. If you want to accept your reward, you must find a way to unlock it. Meanwhile, if your captured fugitive escapes, you will no longer be able to accept you just dues. 

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Congratulations, Chuck Norris, your prowess and determination has lead you to find the key to @Given's mailbox. You reward is on its way.

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Legend

 

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What are you trying to tell me, @Hexed?

Edited by Hate
Spoiler and broken page fixed.

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Egg boy is the hero.

 

Legend

There's an egg girl now.

But she failed to egg our Prime Minister. 

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pls tell me where u find that bcs i want to see aftermath

Just type up egg boy egg the senator

The aftermath is the audience tackling him down. 

And he faced court. 

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I broke some door.

Idk remember which door.

I was drunk at the time and woke up from a bad headache.

 

But cctv found me

 

 

 

 

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However, all is not lost. I see a few members of our Community have admitted to crimes after the jail was destroyed. I got in my tank and managed to bring these culprits in single handedly. The are the first to occupy my new indestructo jail. These members are: @TankiNoob2000, @Truthteller and @DinKonahe. Welcome to my jail!. I hope you will find things accommodating. 

Thank you, but I have a question. Do you have any food here?

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