Dreams you've had when asleep

[AncientFire 1,894]

so whats the weirdest dream youve ever had? you can post any dream u think that was funny or weird or just in general pretty dumb

 

anyways plz post your dreams in short sentences so ppl can even be bothered to read the damn thing

 

example:

how to:

i had a dream last night, i was walking down an aisle and somehow i magically started flying

(yes ik this is the lamest crap i ever came up with but who cares lel)

how not to:

I am in the middle of the jungle: spears are being thrown, men are yelling in different languages, their faces painted and their teeth yellow, wearing nothing more than what seems to be a loin cloth. The women being tied to ropes and whipped with hostility, followed by the shrieking of the vulnerable creatures. The green mossy vines hiding the swamp; I become one with the scenery. I feel my body slowly becoming noticed; the men see me, the animals see me. I have entered their world and I cannot escape. i am surrounded by all the creatures of the wild, I hear my footsteps as I’m running through the ferns; sticks breaking under my feet. My breathing becoming heavier and the men’s voices getting closer. Music is playing in the background-it feels like it is not even in the jungle, but somewhere beyond . fast drums banging and bongos booming. I trip over, and graze my knee on the rocks, I sense im close to a river as there is water trickling through the rocks, I turn around to see the predators start surrounding me once again, I have no way to fight, and no way to flight. The animals are creeping towards me; their eyes gazing as me like a fresh piece of meat. Their mouths drooling and the sharp teeth shining. They seem to have forgotten the feud with the men and work as a team to capture me. They are less then a metre away when a leapord pounces. I close my eyes thinking nothing else but wanting to be home, back in my bed, away from this chaotic place. A few seconds pass, and nothing happens, as I slowly open my eyes I realize I am high up out of reach of the predators and I am still rising. I am drifting away- my mind becoming blank, the visuals are disappearing and I feel graceful. I wake up, back in my bed, the adventure is a pigment of my imagination. Back in my bed calming my breathing down once more, I look around my room, and I can just make out the jungle I came from: the window blinds running down and shut remind me of the sticks and spears, and my walls; green. Remind me of the ferns and the trees. My body is still so relaxed and no one is bothering me. I try to slip into a lucid dream once more. I feel like I have infinite time on my hands. Being in my room, away from civilization I am not in my bedroom; I am in my haven. My haven is my place to go away from drama. My haven is like a shrine. Everything placed correctly and dim lit by candles, almost as if once I enter my haven I am not in the same country, I feel as though I’m in some tropical place, I can almost imagine the vines running down my walls, and the beautiful sun rising over the mountains and the eagles flying high in the sky. My haven is my zone. I am happy here, I am safe. 

 

anyways here is mine:

back when i was a REALLY small kid, so young that i was sleeping in my mother's arms, i slept, had a dream that my mothers hand turned into a snake and it was almost gonna squeeze me lol. it instantly woke me up and i realized it was a dream :x

[Tofu 6,773]

I had a dream where I was in Madagascar in a bed and Moto-Moto was next to me. I did not want to wake up

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

I had a dream that Seymon Kirov becomes the CM of Tanki online.

[Heles 9,220]

I had a dream where I was in Madagascar in a bed and Moto-Moto was next to me. I did not want to wake up

[spiderman1000 737]

I had a dream (more of a nightmare)

Me and my elder sister were sharing beds that night.

i dont remem the whole thing but the actual part was- Four cockroaches flying towards and on me!

now my sister told me after i woke up, i was very scared and shivering.

[printing_now 59]

this one was really wack but last week i had this dream we were back in church. and then someone was serving us lunch, and then i looked at her, and she was wearing a dress... made out of jell-o. We were also served a lot of Jell-o. I got carted home before I could eat any. Needless to say, I woke up hungry.

[spiderman1000 737]

Plz dont judge me on this one.

 

In my dream, i was @Maf.

[Venem 615]

In many of my dreams, when I was around 7-8 years old, I used to be in a room full of delicious and mouth-watering foods (ice-creams, milk chocolate bars, and stuff), but the moment I put something delicious in my mouth, I'd instantly wake up with a jerk, having never eaten anything from the room.

Thankfully, now I can actually enjoy the taste of the food that I eat in my dreams.

[spiderman1000 737]

1 minute ago, SHREYA88 said:

In many of my dreams, when I was around 7-8 years old, I used to be in a room full of delicious and mouth-watering foods (ice-creams, milk chocolate bars, and stuff), but the moment I put something delicious in my mouth, I'd instantly wake up with a jerk, having never eaten anything from the room.

Thankfully, now I can actually enjoy the taste of the food that I eat in my dreams.

well, dreams are just parts of reality.

 

does that mean i feel too guilty for pinging Maf?

[Venem 615]

37 minutes ago, spiderman1000 said:

well, dreams are just parts of reality.

 

does that mean i feel too guilty for pinging Maf?

You seem to have had a nightmare... that might have been somewhat like this:

"I was being chased by a large cow, which was moofing mooing at the top of it's voice. And I woke up, while my mum spent an hour washing my bed-sheet."

Edited June 25, 2020 by SHREYA88

[spiderman1000 737]

4 minutes ago, SHREYA88 said:

You seem to have had a nightmare... that might have been somewhat like this:

"I was being chased by a large cow, which was moofing at the top of it's voice. And I woke up, while my mum spent an hour washing my bed-sheet."

Not really. I was Maf. My acc was atleast and I was like wot y am i maf?

[Virtue 207]

I once dreamed I was in a small-town train station. This inside looked kinda like the inside of a gas station, and I just went around eating all the twinkies and Hostes donuts...I could actually even taste them, so it was pretty great 

Edited June 25, 2020 by Virtue

[spiderman1000 737]

8 minutes ago, At_Shin said:

The most ghastly, absolutely frightening dream i had was during the time i had got sick from malaria. Everything in my dream-world stopped making sense and all color was distorted ( much like a screen which has badly glitched). People did crazy and weird things in that dream. I woke up shouting at nobody to stop the madness.

My mom once had dengue. she said its really painful.

[RIDDLER_8 5,553]

Which battle was that when I took the gold box? Upload an image of this battle of me taking the gold box if possible.

[RIDDLER_8 5,553]

Wow. Interesting dream. I have dreams of Tanki Online myself sometimes, but I forget my dreams when I wake up. It would be good if you had a recording of that dream.

[RIDDLER_8 5,553]

I know that there are no technologies to record dreams. It would be great if we could.

[Okami 3,041]

I dreamt that I was playing a 4v4 in a small map that doesn't exist. I don't remember much, but our team won, and there was a Freeze Mk1/Wasp Mk1 with Alien Nebula paint on the other team.

I remembered the map pretty well and I made a blueprint the next day:

[mjmj5558 2,346]

19 minutes ago, GrayWolf8733 said:

I dreamt that I was playing a 4v4 in a small map that doesn't exist. I don't remember much, but our team won, and there was a Freeze Mk1/Wasp Mk1 with Alien Nebula paint on the other team.

I remembered the map pretty well and I made a blueprint the next day:

Wow! Sometimes, i have dreams about TO, but i can't remember that very well, and it's not about map or anything like it, i just know it's about TO.

[RIDDLER_8 5,553]

Very interesting blueprint you have made here. Developers could use your blueprint to make a new map in the future. It a good thing that you remembered the map from your dream and put it into a blueprint.

[Sacrifice 2,278]

@GrayWolf8733 You know that map is a part of an existing map; some what similar. Nice effort making this though. If I remember the map name, I will definitely share with you. Its an MM map. Though the flags are not behind the buildings rather on them and there is a lot more to it on the sides. 

[Sacrifice 2,278]

18 minutes ago, At_Shin said:

It looks like the terrace of the castle of the Esplanade map. But you say it is in MM?

https://en.tankiwiki.com/Chernobyl

The middle path of this map is a similar depiction of the map Gray came up with. Except the flags are on the buildings instead of behind them as well as there are side buildings in chernobyl. 

https://en.tankiwiki.com/Rift

Except the side buildings, the concept of rift is similar to Gray's map. 

[Virtue 207]

On 6/26/2020 at 6:01 AM, Sacrifice said:

@GrayWolf8733 You know that map is a part of an existing map; some what similar. Nice effort making this though. If I remember the map name, I will definitely share with you. Its an MM map. Though the flags are not behind the buildings rather on them and there is a lot more to it on the sides. 

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Chernobil (srry if I spelled wrong)

[RIDDLER_8 5,553]

Sweet dreams baby.

[RIDDLER_8 5,553]

I wish we were immortal so we could all enjoy playing Tanki Online forever.

[mjmj5558 2,346]

Lol my dream was about ares is live on the real servers.