humour Juggernaut Shenanigans

[Hex 11,520]

 

I mean... when you literally have ten times the power against everyone in a battle, there's nothing much that can go wrong, right? No, I'm not talking about having supplies and a powerful micro-upgraded drone that boosts your damage. Nor am I talking about using that stuff with Heavy Capacitor-activated Shaft... Ladies and gents, tankers and tankeresses, the power I am talking about is that of...

 

*drumroll*

 

...having Juggernaut yourself in normal battles!

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So, yes, recently I had the opportunity to tame the mighty beast himself and take him into battles and then gather some notes. Would it really be that over-powered when not everyone in battle in focused on killing you? Or does it under-perform owing to all the new Overdrives? What about taking it into a Juggernaut match, how would people react? What would be their reactions? I'm going to try and answer all these questions here.

 

In Normal Modes...

 

Having Juggernaut in standard matches, be it any mode, is a nightmare for the enemy team. It just doesn't belong there at all. There's too much power stuffed in too many hitpoints - and even when not assuming the role of an attacker in a map, it's still a great problem for such players on the enemy team. They not only have to deal with somehow dodging a eight thousand average damage shot every two seconds but also escape the wrath of a defender with indefinitely active supplies but also an Overdrive that would launch them fifty meters away every time they come for their objective.

 

In Deathmatches, you're looking at a player that is simply the definition of "god-like". It basically converts the game into a Juggernaut match with players thinking they somehow queued up into JGR mode. On second thoughts after pressing 'Tab' they do figure out somethings wrong but most end up leaving the game due to reasons stated in the former paragraph.

 

In almost all team modes, the team with the Juggernaut helping them is always the winner, which to you by now is no surprise. It's a deadly combination of infinite supplies, extremely high damage and almost no reload times. Oh, and almost forgot... you're also combining these parameters with the fact that no one has protections from the Terminator turret. All in all, if you somehow someday end up seeing a Juggernaut in the opposite team in standard modes, follow these simple steps:

 

 

However, in Juggernaut mode, it's the most fun you will ever have.

 

In Juggernaut Mode...

 

Be prepared for utter confusion to spread like a wildfire. I noticed that around half of the players will immediately point towards you, the fake Juggernaut, as being a glitch in the system. Around half of the remaining will think that you are the actual Juggernaut, and the other person is the glitched fake, but this theory is thwarted as soon as the next kill-tier is reached by the actual Juggernaut. Then again, half of the remaining players will be so convinced that you're a second Juggernaut that spawned due to a bug, they will try and kill you to become the next Juggernaut.

 

But what about the rest? 

 

Well...

 

They are a group of experienced tankers who will realize that nothing's wrong with the game, and an actual Juggernaut joined their battle. Upon such realization, they will generally ask you a couple of questions that indicate curiosity, but not too many, so as to not distract them away from the real goal.

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It was a pretty cool experience to be able to have Juggernaut in your garage and then be able to take it for a spin in real battles — be it the finest suburbs in Berlin or the treacherous hulls of Massacre.

 

If you got the chance to cruise through the leaderboard with this supertank, what would your first reaction be? What would you do? Share your thoughts in the comments below!

 

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[kaisdf 3,320]

Tankers!

 

Hexed was lucky enough to have the chance to take the almighty Juggernaut into normal battles, and has penned a humorous account of his adventures - read on to find out more!

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Well if I get a chance at the juggernaut in a MM battle, I'd first of all complete my daily missions which I tend to ignore always.

[camden607 0]

yes i agree with sacrifice that would certainly complete all the daily missions in one fell swoop. Mabe even a weekly mission.

[Hex 11,520]

On 1/15/2020 at 6:55 PM, At_Shin said:

Hexed!!!! Pls show some cool pictures of you destroying other tanks while being the drugger jugger.

I wish I could but I somehow completely lost all of those pictures, including some of which showcased different reactions of people in the battle.

Edited January 16, 2020 by Hexed
Tragic :C

[Okami 3,041]

Confusing people in MM would be the obvious choice, but I think doing PRO Battles would be great too. Imagine having the Juggernaut in Island or Duel