Humour [Halloween] The Best Tanki Halloween Costumes

[Flexoo 6,980]

 

Greetings tankers, ghosts, zombies, nugs or whatever you plan to be this year for Halloween. It's that magical and spiritual time of the year again. We have already covered many topics related to it here in the Newspaper, ranging from spooky stories to history of Halloween celebrations in Tanki. But, what we definitely haven't done yet is a comprehensive advice on how to style yourself for the celebration. So without further ado, let me present you these latest fashion tips on Halloween costumes.

 

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Costume No.1: The Fashion Disaster

 

 

Let's kick this off with something relatively easy to pull off. This costume requires just one thing, and that is equipping one of those eye-hurting, disastrous paint coats that are being offered for purchase in your very own garage. Designers and developers sure had a huge sense of humor when they added paints like Chainmail, Mary, Dragon or Invader and still thought they are cute, trendy or chic.

 

If you equip one of these paints, I am almost positive that your fashion choices will scare the pants off of any tanker far more effectively than any common vampire, pirate or skeleton costume would ever do. By the way, if you will have the pleasure of meeting me out there, you can admire my super rare pixie Synesthesia outfit I'll be wearing.

 

Get jealous!

 

Costume No.2: Gold Box Beggar

 

 

This relatively simple costume requires you to dress your tank from top to the bottom in the Gold Box colored painting. You will look stilishly ready to scream: "Was Gold Box?" at the start and during each battle in the Halloween map. You can just as well insert this phrase: "admin plz gold" to break the stereotype for people who already learnt that admins are not magic unicorns pressing the buttons for you.

 

Moreover, it is of utmost importance to use goody old shoe-lookalike named Dictator as without this piece of equipment, the costume won't have the desired effect. Height matters! Once you have the painting and Dictator equipped, you are good to go bumping into your fellow tankers on the field in anticipation of the Gold rain. Remember, it is Halloween, so it is totally okay to wander around begging others for the Gold box treat.

 

Costume No.3: Tanki YouTube Star

 

Do you have a YouTube channel? Check. Does it have ten subscribers, and 3 monthly views? Check. Do you still falsely believe it is relevant and that you will bring enough attention to it in the near future? Check. Well, go no further because this costume is made for those who still did not put the blindfold down to see that we do not care about copyrighted music and another "unique" rank up.

 

This costume requires the biggest possible YouTube logo to be present on your tank, preferably with your channel details. Spamming links to your amazing 144p videos is a must. Remember, cobwebs belong in to the Halloween decorations, not on your godforsaken channel. Use this opportunity and trick the players into thinking that your videos have something new to offer. 

 

Costume No.4: The Grinch

 

 

You may jump to the conclusion that Grinch is related solely to Xmas, but I beg to differ. Grinch is an absolutely fitting costume for everyone with permanent under-the-weather mood and the CCS (Constant Complaining Syndrome) diagnose. Wearing this costume during Halloween goes hand-in-hand with complaining how bad Tanki is, and how you should leave it right this moment, while still hypocritically playing the game.

 

If you already belong to the ranks of eternally dissatisfied tankers, this costume is recommended, as it will emphasize your second nature. If you will like it, you can reuse the costume even for the Christmas holiday and think of a plan for stealing Christmas in Tanki Online.

 

Costume No.5: Soulless Mult

 

 

From my personal experience, this must be the most popular costume not only on the Halloween, but during the whole year. As a matter of fact, so many people are absorbed by this costume, that they lose the control to rationally equip tanks fitting their ranks. Many had already given in to the charms of playing the cannon fodder role on their team. It seems that even the Matchmaking can force the plague of these eternal noobs away.

 

Can't beat them... join them. That's definitely not the correct form of that saying. If you yourself possess the qualities of M0 tanks and are also fortunate to be in a higher ranks, you have a very unique opportunity to join the ranks of mults on the potato computers and see what these guys love about it.

 

 

So there you have it. Do you feel inspired by these suggestions? Tells us what will your original costume be this Halloween.

 

[Tidebreaker 1,669]

The great @Flexoo strikes back! 

 

Jokes aside, I think we can all agree about these types of people. 

 

I'm guilty of the gold digger syndrome

 

If you ever see me on the battlefield, it'll probably be with the Urban, Black, or Reporter paint. Each of these look so good with anything... I guess I'm a sucker for simplicity. compared to the thousands that wear stuff like Lightning Storm

 

Happy Halloween, guys!

[Merovingian 656]

The grinch is without doubt the most common costume on the forum, all year long. :p

[Viking4s 10,791]

This is a fine Goldbox costume

[r_Given6 859]

The best costume would be of the dead and rusted Firebird tanks lying about in some maps.

[Viking4s 10,791]

The best costume would be of the dead and rusted Firebird tanks lying about in some maps.

Well it is a bit blend actually.

 

For the lucky winner this paint looks good on a mult dictator

[Devoid 2,601]

Very nice read, I enjoyed the sheer humour of it, brightened my mood!  :lol:

Greetings tankers, ghosts, zombies, nugs or whatever you plan to be this year for Halloween. 

No Oxford comma?! What a monster!

[Initiate 1,306]

No Oxford comma?! What a monster!

He's trying to scare us... it's xlloween.