'Me' Has Left The Chat

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

To pay respect, press the key two rows down, four keys in from the left in the alphabet keys.

 

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COUNTRY ROOOOADS,

TAKE ME HOOOOOME,

TO THE PLAAAAACE,

THAT AH BELOOOONG,

WEST VIRGINAAAAAA——

——Ehem. Ok, sorry. I just watched Kingsman 2 and I love that part.

 

ANYWHO, cue your favourite ten hour depressing yet hopeful inspirational music YouTube video, cuz' we bout' to get depressing yet hopeful inspirational up in this place. 

 

*confused cricket noises*

 

I began my journey as a faithful tanker long long ago, in the year 2014, the year of horses... At least according to the Chinese Zodiac thing. I have had many experiences, some of which may or may not (don't quote me on this) included hack attempts. To all you 13 year olds out there, allow me to inform you; they don't work. I have gained many friends, but I don't count that as an achievement because I lost and equal amount of them as well. And while we're on the topic of friends; to all you gamers out there, just sayin', I had a Tanki girlfriend. Granted she is probably male, or better yet, a robot. I'm gonna be honest, she wasn't really a girlfriend, she was more of a girl acquaintance. Anyways, that was weird. Please don't look into it.

I've harassed a handful of people. Like a Thanos sized hand handful. Mainly in Silence parkour maps, but also every other map, and chat, and gift, and PM, and forum topic. So basically I'm annoying, but I don't really care cuz' I'm edgy like that. I find it fun, OK? Also, don't do it, I think it's against the rules. Basically don't follow anything I do besides make goodbye topics and be a helper without helping. On second thought, don't do that either.

Getting into the topic of helper, I'm thankful to the mighty rock which was gold for allowing me to become a reporter (on the 18th or 19th time applying, mind you, and that's just counting reporter applications). I didn't really have the cleanest karma, as per the multiple confessions to multiple rule breakings' I just made a few sentences ago, but despite all that the mighty golden rock saw the potential in me. He saw that like a good reporter must; I would seek out to achieve what was expected of me... for about a year maybe before going off the grid and appearing once every three months to announce his presence to the helper chats, only to go back into hibernation for another extended period of time. Rab's the name, helping by not helping is my game.

 

MTGA was fun while it lasted. It was probably the biggest so-classified "dumb childish thing" I worked on throughout my Tanki lifespan thus far. After that goes my girlfriend guide and, ironically, my quitting topic guide. But ya, MTGA was pretty much a trolls unite festival for me, and I wish I had the time / patience / friends to keep it running forever, and perhaps one day develop it into a semi-legitimate political party. Can't be much worse than green, right?

Now that we're five paragraphs in, we can begin getting dramatic...

 

...Actually, I don't really have patience for that kind of level of intensity right now, and I fear if I make this topic too serious, people may actually take this whole thing seriously. So anyways, I'll just cut to the chase. I'm not quitting. In fact, I never mentioned anything of the sort (besides maybe in the title, but thats for clickbait). I'm just bored and just so happen to also be leaving my status as a newspaper reporter. Yes, I'm quitting, not getting fired. So in your face admins who warned me multiple times to get a move on.

 

So ya, I'm just in the mood of posting a topic, so here's a topic. Feel free to pay your respects in the chat for all things needing respect. This way, this topic might be able to stay open for longer as a kind of meme topic.

 

Ok bye.

 

Boredom soothed.

Attention received.

Anti-climactic ending achieved.

[Viking4s 10,791]

oMg!

 

 

Fake news!

At least we know you are still alive! :wub:

 

 

 

> When the topic was posted:

 

> Ten minutes later: 

 

Talking 'bout admin efficiency!  :o   :lol:  :lol: 
 

Edited October 16, 2019 by Viking4s

[Flexoo 6,980]

I am lost for words. Not sure I will fall asleep tonight. :unsure:

[Tofu 6,773]

I'm crying and shaking rn

[Pythor 1,354]

Adjectives fail me

[Ninja 10,468]

I was getting sadder and sadder as I was reading until the bamboozle

[Maf 32,300]

F

[GrandExecutioner 1,403]

f

[AncientFire 1,894]

F.

[Adab 2,896]

Thanks for one more piece of writing from your side, as how I see it. :)

 

*presses the key two rows down, four keys in from the left in the alphabet keys*

[Bydo 20,119]

WOW you brought me back to the  old times we had .( as I'am dusting off my rocker . getting it ready for the day I retire from the game )

I remember when you had a GF back then..

 

good chat //

[Jay 1,431]

MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAAAAA

[Pythor 1,354]

TAKE ME HOOOME

[Jay 1,431]

TO THE PLACEEEEE

[Maf 32,300]

MOM'S SPAGHEEEEEETTI

[Bydo 20,119]

anyone find my teeth ??

 

sorry we're going off topic

Edited October 17, 2019 by Bydo

[Destrod 2,634]

See you tomorrow

[Toby 2,938]

Best of luck with your future endeavours, Yis. :)

 

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