[Forum Game] Write your superpower and the person below adds a side effect.

[Benefactor 6,888]

But then you extend my power into your own and create THREE kinds of people: Those who know how to count and those who don't. They will be your progeny.

I can count all the way to potato!

[F41TH 483]

But you don't know why you're counting and get lost in a point in time and leave all meaning and turn savage.

I have a pen which never runs out of ink.

[Venem 615]

But the pen will run into ink, and become useless.

I can hear better than Superman.

[F41TH 483]

But you go deaf in a day because it is too much for your brain to take 'cause you'll also hear people having ___ and pooping and farting.

I can swim faster than anything/anyone.

[Venem 615]

But you can swim only in Mercury (the liquid metal)

I can Resurrect myself.

[F41TH 483]

But you die as soon as you're resurrected because it's a price to pay.

I will never run out of resources.

[Lose 881]

But they all arrive in one bulk, instantly destroying the observable universe as it implodes on itself.
I can manipulate time but not get affected (even though it breaks the laws of physics, yet again, we're talking about time manipulation so does that even matter?)

[Venem 615]

But you can manipulate time only when a specific Donkey eats a specific Lion.

I can always help @Lose to Win!

[Lose 881]

But you'll lose as a consequence (lol sorry (no I'm not))

 

I can always lose when I want to

[F41TH 483]

But you'll end up having to @Lose your life.

I can see through objects. 

[spiderman1000 737]

nice you see the great vaccum of space and all emptiness. as good as blind.

 

I can bring tsunami in the chat (not flood tsunami)

[F41TH 483]

But you're hated and are banned from TO forever.

I can pass through things, objects, space, etc.

[E_polypterus 2,374]

But anything you eat or touch will pass through your fingers as well.

I can beat up and permanently ban  chat admins who think they’re all big and know-it-all’s.

[spiderman1000 737]

 

i can perform the roar of time.

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Only once though,

I can love truly and faithfully. 

[r_trooll15 827]

But anything that is loved by you is instantly wiped from the universe.

 

I can turn into a supermassive black hole

[F41TH 483]

Then you have no existence as an individual and your only desire is to consume aimlessly.

I can emit light without heat. [Don't really know how I'm gonna use it tho]

[r_trooll15 827]

You end up being dissected by the government trying to find out why you are glowing.

I can suck anything.

[F41TH 483]

Just now, r_trooll15 said:

You end up being dissected by the government trying to find out why you are glowing.

Sorry but I don't live in the US. Yes, I'm being racist rn. (not really mods.)

 

But you end up sucking yourself.

I can control the growth of my body. [This is very useful as it can also make me immortal since I can only grow when I want to. No I don't care about birthdays. I never celebrated them]

[r_trooll15 827]

But you can't stop growing. Its like breathing, you can't stop breathing. You can hold your breath but that isn't for long. The same thing with your growth.

 

I can calculate the position and velocity of every particle in the universe in a moment and thus can predict the future. See also, Laplace's Demon

[F41TH 483]

Finally someone who knows about Laplace's Demon [From Darwin's Game or pure curiosity?]. Well unlike the demon you won't be able to process all this information and continue to do it and you die of overload.

 

I can jump really high. Like superman high.

Spoiler

@r_trooll15

 

Edited June 19, 2020 by F41TH

[r_trooll15 827]

5 minutes ago, F41TH said:

Finally someone who knows about Laplace's Demon [From Darwin's Game or pure curiosity?].

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@r_trooll15

 

It's from both Darwin's game and from bunny girl senpai(I do recommend)

You still take fall damage.

 

I have an interdimensional portal gun. And flying car. And a cloning machine. And can summon a blue guy to do my wish. And I'm cynical.

 

Bonus points if you can guess what show this is from

 

[F41TH 483]

2 minutes ago, r_trooll15 said:

It's from both Darwin's game and from bunny girl senpai(I do recommend) [I've seen both. Bunny girl sempai is one of the best ever!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH]

You still take fall damage.

 

I have an interdimensional portal gun. And flying car. And a cloning machine. And can summon a blue guy to do my wish. And I'm cynical. [Rick and Morty?]

 

Bonus points if you can guess what show this is from

 

But you aren't real.

I can cut through dimensions.

[r_trooll15 827]

The dimensions are fluids, so you cutting through them doesn't have much effect since it is self healing.

 

I can destabilize the universe.

[F41TH 483]

But before you do you become the universe.

I can control elements.