The Leaky Mult #5 - December 2019

[Merovingian 656]

 

"You can laugh about everything but not with everyone." ~ Pierre Desproges

 

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Note for paranoids, very serious peoples and YouTuber's fans: This is a work of F.I.C.T.I.O.N. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents either are the products of the authors' juvenile or senile imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. This is not a witch-hunt neither a personal Vendetta. 

 

Edito

Greetings honourable readers, the fifth edition is finally published!  But first a quick update on the ex-writers. @Illuminati has bounded with mother nature in the Amazonian forest and decided to completely ban himself from the civilisation. Many of you would be happy to learn that @mydoom.exe has finally tamed the ransomware on his computer to resume his dark activities on the web. The @GrandExecutioner seemed to have lost his memory due to the heavy stress accumulated at the University of Medicine. But let’s not dwell on the past and let’s focus on the present and please join me in welcoming two talented writers with their very first articles in the TLM. A pro-mult-ex-reporter, with a pretty rude attitude, a French guy called @Viking4s (he got the position coz he has powerful connections), and a young and promising player @Given. He is known to few readers but despised only by a negative number. He has managed to survive the difficult and strict TLM’s selection to join our ranks and shared his hunger for justice and -good- journalism which is equal to his appetite for our noble vegetable the Solanum tuberosum. As my grandma said: as we only eat potatoes during winter, one better love it if one wants to see the next spring.

We will cover the mood of the EN community, unearth a mystery around spooky phenomenon in Wolfenstein castle, expose the atrocity of the first Tanki War and finally reveal all the truth about the mysterious MOOF! Without out further ado, grab a pack of Oreos and have a good read!

 

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 Growing Discontent against Cedric in the EN Community

By @Given

A recent secret interview with a key official in the Tanki HQ by the marvellous reporters of TLM, with the help of some banana brownies, revealed some really juicy information.

With the increasing frustration of the players over several updates, balance changes, gamble boxes, potato ice cream, and whatnot, the gaming community is blaming the Community Manager, Sir Cedric Debono, for ruining the game. This isn't anything new for an experienced CM like Cedric, who has served the community in the past and faced the wrath of the raging players. 

However, when he learnt about the popularity of his predecessor, honourable Nives the WO4, he called upon his team to investigate the matter. After all, Community Managers were meant to be hated, right?

The confidential report presented by the team listed various qualities of Nives that led to his popularity amongst the members of the EN community and beyond. As per the account of the insider, these included his constant insistence on being straight, Friday raw, actually playing like a noob instead of spam-dropping Golds, among a load of unbelievable tactics.

Crossing out each one with suitable arguments (gold spams are the best, boiled Fridays are better, hack 2 legend 4 da win...); Debono went down the list until one last thing remained. Beads of sweat gleamed on his forehead as he read it, re-read it and reddited it. It was true. He had never imagined that Community Scavengers were capable of doing such a thing. It was:

 

The Dab of de Nives

 

 

Assisted by his team, Mr. Cedric tried his hand at dabbing quite a few times, with little success. It soon became apparent that the skill needed to do such a thing could not be easily obtained. The thought of him becoming popular amongst the community now seemed impossible. A gloomy silence engulfed the room.

But Debono wasn't one to be disheartened. He took a solemn decision. He would learn the art... from the alien itself. Using up a huge amount of Tanki's finances, he ordered several gigantic satellite dishes from a nearby Japanese Sushi restaurant. These were carried by massive trucks to Massacre, to be set up in the open fields. A trusted organisation related to space research was given the task of installation.

However, when the equipment and the team of SpaceX professionals arrived, they faced the opposition of the inhabitants of Massacre over construction on their potato fields. The residents soon turned rebellious and began pelting potatoes at them. Catching as many as they could for future fresh-cut fries, the workers fled the spot, taking along the satellite equipment.

Disappointed, Mr. Cedric sought help on this issue from Sir Hazel Rah, who was chewing some walnuts in his office at the headquarters in Perm. As confirmed by the recording of the video call, Debono demanded a giant army of Juggernauts to lay siege on Massacre. But, guess what, Hazel refused. About 45% of their potato demand was supplied by the people of Massacre, so no way that was going to happen.

 

 

“Darn it!”, exclaimed Cedric, “There’s no open spot that has not already been inhabited. I wish there was a bunch of desolate islands where I could set up my dishes.” Hazel's eyes suddenly gleamed. His ponytail bounced. “A group of separate small islands: Archipelago! That's an awesome idea! With a bunch of props and houses, I can even add this to MM!!”. Cedric smiled approvingly. Another great idea struck Hazel. His eyes gleamed. His ponytail bounced wildly, yet again. "There will be a fee of $1, charged for every respawn. That will bring us so much revenue!!” 

The procrastinating developers were put into action. Soon, the islands had been created and the equipment was set up. Cedric’s message, “How can I dab like you?”, was transmitted through radio signals to Pluto, the abode of Nives. 

Two days later, the Tanki HQ was abuzz with excitement. The antennas of Archipelago had caught a strong signal from the direction of Pluto. The code was deciphered and immediately sent to Mr. Debono. He logged into his Tutanota account with great anticipation and opened the mail. The deciphered code consisted of only 9 characters. It read:

YOU_CAN'T

 

Don't complain if there aren't any sales in Tanki on World UFO Day.

 

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 The Ghost of Wolfenstein

By @Merovingian

Despite Halloween festivity to be long gone and enjoyed to its fullest, a mist of unnatural scent still hung in the air. A sticky, unnerving feeling that players could not quite shake off their minds. During the celebration of the dead (and fermented & distilled pumpkin juice) an uncanny rumour has emerged, and we are not talking about the recursive well-known Tanki’s urban legend of Godmode_On, or one of the Dictator’s chicken stories, but something both unmatched and unprecedented: The Ghost of Wolfenstein. Multiple eyewitnesses have spotted ethereal apparitions of tanks in the court of the medieval castle, it has been reported; some times escorted by angered screams and other times by whimpering moans. This rumour was worth enough for the TLM to go investigate and solve another Tanki Online mystery.

 

Indeed several YouTube parkour videos showed a fleeting silvery tank-like shape floating over the ramparts and flying inside the donjon wall. Their owners told us that they discovered the strange apparition after reviewing the video while selecting and cutting the best part before adding extra effect. The TLM showed the recordings to the President of the Xtreme Parkour Brotherhood Pack (XPBP), Joel Prolr, who, surprisingly, had a ready-made theory linked to XParkourist players. A group of them, auto-proclaimed the Feral and Fantastic club (F&F), is a team known to perform hazardous tricks at the limit of this world’s physics, if not beyond. These daredevils have a bad reputation on the Parkour circuit, and their tricks are called “unnatural” or even “cheats” by their forceful detractors. 

 

 

President Prolr believed that by “meddling with the very nature of the game one can breach into the underworld”, and what we observed is “one Xparkourist tank’s soul trapped in that space”. The second and unexpected revelation from the President was that @SwiftSmoky, former F&F’s leader, former forum moderator and creator of the Fight and Parkour School (FPS), vanished sometime before Halloween, and it was understood that he had planned to conquer the secret rooms of the Wolfenstein castle. The President had no doubt that these otherworldly apparitions were of that famous Xparkour expert. Sadly, it seemed that after years of being on the many Tanki newspaper headlines and first pages, the parkour hero’s body has somehow evaporated in the void.

 

But the Xparkour theory did not explain the Halloween phenomena, as it also had some audible effect, not only in special format battles but also Matchmaking games. Many reported spooky whispers and cries arising from the castle grounds, especially near the donjon area. One average tanker told TLM:

“I heard the creepy moans of a … wimpy kid, and he was saying stuff like “Sorry admin, I will not do it again.” and like “Someone help me, please call my mom…”. I thought at first that my game sound had been bugged, but no. It was Halloween you see, so I checked if a friend was tricking me through a Discord’s voice channel, but no. I got scared and left the map right away.”

 

Other players, hardcore fanatic readers of the Dictator, speculated that the castle crypts and cellars are used as either a hideout or a meeting room for secret clan societies. The Supreme Honorary Leader of the CAZPER (Conspiracionist, Anarchist, Zeitgeist, Paranormal and Eclectic Ring), aka the Grand Executioner, suggested to the TLM that the castle is the secret hideout of Godmode_ON: “It is creepy and old, the best place to do secret stuff.” This affirmation is contested by the followers of the TSK TSK sect (The Super Kool Tankers of Seymon Kyrov) who claimed that the spirit of their ex-Community Manager idol shrined in this sacred place and that his spirit blessed his disciples with the hallowed greetings “Hello Tankersssss”.

 

However, the unfazed Forum Administrator @CooperO has dismissed these allegations by disclosing that the Halloween rumours simply came from the experimenting event team. The administrators, @FelRigge63 and @MarTiin, had the ambition to bring back (from the real world) to Tanki the e-sport ex-administrator @Lucifer, involving black magic, Philosopher’s Stone and toxic chants. It is understood that the said experiment, assisted by the bag of bones @skeletorXVIII and sketchy demon  @Hazeral, succeeded. They later admitted to the TLM that they took some risk by using the cheap Philosopher’s Stone instead of the expensive Aramid paint as it might have summoned @GoldRock instead, and the text-wall expert would have had a catastrophic effect by attracting Mult reporters to their clockwork organised events. As reasonable as this explanation is, TLM still has no idea what on earth this lot expected to achieve by mixing up e-sport and event helpers...

 

You would think that it was all? Hell no! Both the Event’s experiment and the disappearance of @SwiftSmoky really happened, but they were undoubtedly not at the source of The Ghost of Wolfenstein. TLM is now revealing the murky stories behind it, and they are not pretty, nor even exceptional, but a boring substandard TO technical issue and a practical way of working within the Newspaper team. Let me explain.

 

The vision of the ghostly fleeting tanks is no other than the remnant vision of @Marc’s lagging episodes. His renown lagging prowess have been adversely stored and lost in the space-time continuum of TO’s servers, and they re-surface once in a while during special events when the servers are overloading.

 

The wimpy cries and pathetic lamentations are those of @Magenta and came from the dark place known as the “PIT”. In this top-secret and secluded location, the merciless Dictabot,  @Flexoo locks away procrastinating reporters and others that dare (quite foolishly) challenge his greatness (or eat his lunchbox). Those forsaken reporters are marked with the dreaded sentence written in blood on the forum: “Temporarily unavailable.” Even AWC apprentices can be sent there, @Magenta had experienced it first hand right after he boldly criticised Flexoo’s great whodunit story “Murder at the Dusseldorf”. TLM found out that the PIT is no other than the oubliette of the Wolfenstein dungeon, thanks to the unfortunate @Yisroel.Rabin. He unknowingly swallowed a GPS locator conveniently hidden by us in a fried chicken wing after he was “retired” from the newspaper last month. We tracked the signal down to the PIT, but we had to leave him there as we were short on Oreos, and had to rush back before the next double fund weekend started. 

 

That is it, another fascinating, I mean two fascinating mysteries solved (the ghost and the PIT), by your estimated newspaper TLM. 

 

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 Tanki War One - Remembrance Day

By @Viking4s

“The first “War” event in the history of Tanki Online has ended, and the English community has won!” Said the great Commander Master Nives of the EN Legions. ~ [06 Mar 2018] 

 

Have you forgotten the Great Community War on this first anniversary of remembrance? Recollect the prowess of the great EN community army lead by the CM Nives, which battled endlessly, with relentless determination to secure a high kill/death ratio leading to the end of the conflict in our favour. The memories of the bravest and most epic moments were evoked among the tankers’ ranks during the victory celebration. With time they became part of history books and novels, and after a few years, they will have been transformed into remarkable legends for bedtime and campfire stories. And after centuries, eternity will meet with myth and they shall be chronicles. But first let’s look at today’s Remembrance Day, the day for healing the deep wounds, and for exorcising the mind from the trauma of the bloody dirty war.

 

In this article-interview, the TLM has met with a group of scout tankers from SCC (Survey Corps Clan) who agreed to share with us their most atrocious war story. This is the terrible story of three friends who lost many of their companions during a ferocious encounter at the citadel with the savage enemies. Since then, they have tried to hold on to reality, and have fought daily to prevent their minds from being lost into a pit of paranoia and insanity.

 

[TLM]: Hello Mikasa, how are you today?

[Mikasa]: Fine, thank you.

 

[TLM]: Thank you for sharing your war story with the TLM. Can you please tell me what happened on the day you lost your friend Eren?

[Mikasa]: Early morning we were informed by the HQ of the presence of enemy forces grouping near the Dusseldorf citadel. Our faction galloped to the location, a complex compound soaked with mud and fog. The atmosphere was quiet... too quiet. No bird could be heard, and that was a very bad omen.

 

[TLM]: As far as I know there is no bird song on the game sound background of Tanki Online…

[Mikasa]: The ground started to shake faintly but soon the tremors went crescendo. Suddenly, the unsettling silence was broken by a deafening sound.

 

[TLM]: Was it because of magnum shelling pouring down?

[Mikasa]: No, it was from the attacking Titans army marching fiercely and irrationally at us. We heard a Thunder and then a colossal Titan breached through the wall gate and set foot inside the city walls everything got out of hand. The attackers were composed of strong Titans only; one was heavily armoured, and another, called Annie, was a Shafter...

 

 

 

[TLM]: Wait a minute, … this story sounds very familiar to me…

[Mikasa]: It was a massacre from the very start as all the scared recruits from our squad, paralysed with fear, were like sitting ducks. Furthermore, our gear scores were very low compared to the strength and size of the Titans, … and with low modification equipment… we were too slow and too weak. We tried to fight back the hungry Titans but we could not harm them, as soon as they were wounded, they fully repaired themselves. Their giant hands grabbed our powerless teammates one by one, all of whom died in an atrocious manner. 

 

[TLM]: But tanks don’t have hands, did you meant to say that “things went out of hands”, maybe?

[Mikasa]: No, they had real big hands and big jaws. When the Titans started to devour our comrades, it became unbearable, we had no choice but to PTSD and get out of this gruesome situation.

 

[TLM]: Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder?

[Mikasa]: No, Parkour Techniques, Skills and Dexterity. We parkoured our way on top of buildings to escape their hands… but we had already lost many... (cries loudly)

 

[TLM]: It looks horrible indeed, please, stop crying. However, are you sure you’re not mixing up your story with another one? To me, it looks like you are telling the story-line of the anime called Attacks on Titans (AoT)?!

[Mikasa]: NO, it was real! A massive Titan shouted at me “Waifu, I can smell a wasp-magnum nearby. Let me have this little tank for breakfast.” I tried to run to hide, and then Eren interposed himself. The happy ogre became more interested, and he started this singalong:

“Ti-Tan-Tee-Tum,

I smell the gun of a magnum,

Be he alive, or be he dead,

I'll grind his tank to make my bread.”

He was then gulped up by the Titan in the blink of an eye … (louder cries)

 

[TLM]: Ok, the poor girl is unquestionably still deeply shocked by this gory battle that she has witnessed. Now, she is mixing her story with “Jack and the beanstalk”. There is no point to carry on with the interview…

[Mikasa]: … I am fine, I can finish the story.

 

[TLM]: Ok then, if you insist… but no more nonsense, please. Stick to the facts.

[Mikasa]: even on the citadel rooftop, @Armin and I were still in grave danger. Fortunately, Captain @Levi came to our rescue with his overpowered VME.

 

[TLM]: VME? Vertical Manoeuvre Equipment from AoT?

[Mikasa]: No, Vulcan M4 Equipment, it is his preferred turret. And by using his event organiser administrator power, he dropped several Gold boxes to distract the remaining Titans who ultimately lost interest in us. We took that opportunity to retreat to safety. Miraculously Eren came back from the dead, and he had turned into a Titan too! (large smile)

 

[TLM]: Wait… What? You mean he went to the garage and changed his Hornet hull with a Titan hull, right?!

[Mikasa]: He then attacked the other Titans multing around the gold boxes, and killed all of them with one shot at the back of their turret heads. With such a strong Titan on our side, we knew we could win the war and save humanity.

 

[TLM]: That is definitely AOT! Let’s end this crazy interview now.

[Mikasa]: But…

 

[TLM]: Anyway, Mikasa, thanks for sharing your side of this horrific event. You have one messed up PTSD and you need to see a shrink to treat it or you could join an Otaku’s forum where you would fit in the crowd (I have a good discord address that I can share with you) ... both would equally help you.

 

In the light of the above account of events, we ask ourselves: Are Tanki Online officials competent enough to manage war and its disastrous aftermath on kids’ minds? How do they allow recruit ranks to participate in the war? How do they believe that young applicants, who had spent most of their lives glued watching YouTube videos and anime in the comfort of their room, to be able to handle gruesome war situation and the stress associated? These issues need to be addressed by TO headquarters before the next war. And we certainly cannot blame innocent teenagers for watching too much anime here, because it is scientifically proven that watching anime is good for you!

 

The war is over. Peace is won. Long live the EN community! And watch anime!

See you later laggers...

 

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 What the Moof?

By @Merovingian

Who has not heard about the Moof? If you haven’t, then let me tell you about this life-affirming mystery. Once upon a time, on the 1st of April 2019, the Moof suddenly appeared out of nowhere, crashing into the Tankiverse like a hurling Gold meteorite whacking through the Duel map. This brutal entry did not leave a single by-standing tanker unharmed, and many witnesses were severely shocked to the core. As the day went by, more and more players became aware of the Moof, and many experienced confusion or uneasiness in its wake. Soon enough, the forum, the chats, and the discord server were submerged with speculative stories about the origin of this bizarre phenomenon. TLM investigated to understand the truth behind “the Moof”, and in this smartly titled article “What the Moof?” we reveal our findings.

 

The most common explanation shared among the average tankers seems that the Moof is to @Maf what a “purple potato” is to Ostrica! A disturbingly veggie thingy, not of human origin, not even half-human, not the slightest beastly or demoniacal, but something worse: A whatchamacallit ... Here, our interviewees were lost for words. Not a single word from the noble English language could help them to describe the Moof, however, they all agreed that it is somehow entwined with their dearest Tanki Online administrator, popularly known under the nickname of “Maf drop gold” or “Maf approve my clever idea that will save Tanki”.

 

Let’s put away this quite simple and unsatisfying explanation to shed further light on that enigma, by cherry-picking among the many more theories that had sprouted during the event: from “Moof the Werecow” to “Maf’s Evil Twins”.

 

#1 - Maf changed his forum name into Moof – This belief mostly reported by veteran forumers came from the fact that forum admins have the power to change their nickname at will on the forum, in other words, Moof is just Maf. Some geek skilled in the Lost Art of Mathematics could even demonstrate it with a powerful equation to prove it: Maf -a +oo = Moof. In the humble opinion of this professional reporter, bravo! That is the silliest idea I have ever heard in my entire career. Let me remind you that only the Community Manager can do that. Furthermore, the Moof was incredible, unique, ineffable, … transcendent, in one-word: M O O F I C. The Moof has nothing to do with a normal, boring, ordinary, dime a dozen, down to earth forum “administrator” such as Maf. As it stands, why not compare a lousy chicken with a sheer and perfect potato, … seriously!

 

 

#2 - The Moof is a Werecow. - Its apparition on the forum spookily coincided with the milk-white full moon on Kungur map, where the beast is known to hide in the hazy darkness of the abandoned railway’s tunnel. Half Maf and half Bovine the cursed helper transformed into its monster-self for 24 hours under the moonlight of the perfectly rounded earth’s satellite, which was the time frame when the Werecow was witnessed. The few survivors said that if you had eaten some cheese or drank dairy at that time, you would have found yourself being chased down by the magical and overly hairy animal. However, players wearing a necklace made of refined tofu cube beads have survived the ill-fated encounter with the rogue beast.

 

#3 - The Moof is the result of an alien parasite originated from Mars. - The bio-weapon was hidden into meteorites, which were unmannerly tossed down earth by the Martians invading army. Fortunately, yet strangely, the Moof parasite seemed to have only affected Tanki Online forum administrators as a Moopero was also spotted beside the rampaging Moof. Both were heard speaking unintelligible sentences, where normal words were replaced with Moof grunt-like sound: “Mooffings Mooffers, let’s moof this moof without a moof, …”. But with the former admins, the body-snatching effect did not last long, as after eating a couple of Oreos dunked in Dutch sour milk the parasites died of food poisoning. @GeneralVeers from the Earthian Troup later commented that the failed Martian invasion was called off and that the invaders send an intergalactic message apologising for the inconvenience caused and hoped that both planets could live in peace (until the War of Space that is – “Never trust a Martian!”).

 

#4 - The Maf’s Evil brother theory. - We all have heard about the infamous robotic twins Bender and @Flexoo (the latter being the evil’s one – aka Dictabot and officiating on the forum as Newspaper administrator). A few players in the know, believe that the real objective of Alternativa’s secret project Energizer was to enhance physically, and intellectually, the weak human TO’s administrators via trans-genesis and cloning alterations. Rumour has it that a failed experiment accidentally gave birth to a Moof from the breeding of one Maf’s cell with an unknown and potent catalyst. During that doomed experiment, a funnier, hairier and mooffier twin of Maf was created. Professor @Moraine Ostricus hypothesised that during the mitosis process a tiny trace of potato crumbs (from her snack) interfered and lead to the serendipitous Moof genesis. Alas, according to the scientist the poor abomination of nature had a short life span and only survived one day, but not without escaping from the secret facility and rampaging throughout Tanki Online.

 

#5 - Let’s stop mooffing around with these unfounded theories and let’s reveal the evident moof explanation about the Moof. From moof sources TLM has mooffed that the Moof is the real Maf’s moof moofher, which is mooffed captive by Alternativa to moof all sort of moof for moof. As Maf moof a moof moof to TO’s moofclockwork moof, but moof mooffed else he moofs 12 moofs of moof, so moof moof moof Moof moof over. … (drinking Dutch fermented milk)… Now you know the whole truth about the Moof!

 

We have looked at the reasonable and unreasonable explanations, theories and beliefs, still none of them are 100% conclusive, except for the number #5. But the disappearance of the Moof was even more shocking than its sudden Mooffic apparition and it left many tankers with a big hole in their life and many expensive shrink sessions. Yet, the main question in our mind is “Will the Moof ever come back?”

 

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We hope that you enjoy this read, and I apologise for having no contest featured in this edition, however, rest assured that one will come soon. I promise even if I have to make some cost saving by kicking one the TLM reporters (most likely the last arrived) or sacrifice him to the gods of Alternativa.

So long Mults…

 

   

 

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Further good read from The Leaky Mult

+ The Leaky Mult #1 - November 2017 by Illuminati & The Merovingian
+ The Leaky Mult #2 - New Year 2018 by Illuminati & The Merovingian
+ The Leaky Mult #3 - St Valentine's Day 2018 by GrandExecutioner, mydoom.exe & The Merovingian
+ The Leaky Mult #4 - October 2019 by The Merovingian 
+ The Leaky Mult #6 - December 2020 by Tokamak & The Merovingian

Edited December 7, 2020 by Merovingian

[Merovingian 656]

Flexoo please pokes the AWS reporters

Edited December 19, 2019 by Merovingian

[Person_Random 4,991]

Hello, you have poked a mult and I am now at your service.

 

Approved.

 

Another excellent episode of The Leaky Mult left me laughing and wishing I took up humor. I thoroughly enjoyed this issue.  Each article imparted the power of uncontrollable laughter which also scared my classmates and resulted in me being called a crackhead. I can't wait for another fresh release of this dearly loved series!

 

Edits:

Spoiler

• Minor spelling changes
• Added/removed several commas (remember to include a comma after a dependent clause)
• Reworded a few phrases for clarity

 

[Viking4s 10,791]

On 12/19/2019 at 4:39 PM, Merovingian said:

Flexoo please pokes the AWS reporters

  This is robotic harassment!

[r_Given6 859]

[SwiftSmoky 8,445]

Being a flying ghost is a natural stage in a parkourist's life lol

It's a well documented phenomenon and it has a scientific explanation, the parkourist's body adapts to the task of meddling with very nature of the game. You can see some documented cases of it in the spoiler, the second video also shows how such a ghost can rise up through the ground.

 

At 3:22

 

Edited December 20, 2019 by SwiftSmoky

[Merovingian 656]

17 hours ago, Person_Random said:

Hello, you have poked a mult and I am now at your service.

Approved.

Another excellent episode of The Leaky Mult left me laughing and wishing I took up humor. I thoroughly enjoyed this issue.  Each article imparted the power of uncontrollable laughter which also scared my classmates and resulted in me being called a crackhead. I can't wait for another fresh release of this dearly loved series!

Thanks Flexoo's minion.

16 hours ago, SwiftSmoky said:

Being a flying ghost is a natural stage in a parkourist's life lol

It's a well documented phenomenon and it has a scientific explanation, the parkourist's body adapts to the task of meddling with very nature of the game. You can see some documented cases of it in the spoiler, the second video also shows how such a ghost can rise up through the ground.

Rumors always hold a part of truth...

So skilled Swifty is!  

 

17 hours ago, Given said:

 

I was joking,  Was I?
Nah, will find a way to keep you.

Edited December 21, 2019 by Merovingian

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 10]

On 12/21/2019 at 12:10 AM, SwiftSmoky said:

Being a flying ghost is a natural stage in a parkourist's life.

The beginning... or the end?