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Hey Tankers, looking for a new way to get extra crystals while flexing your songwriting abilities? Then this contest is perfect for you!

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Yep, you've arrived at the right place. Your task is simple: just take a song that you like and write in some Tanki-related lyrics to it. It can be just about Tanki in general, but there's also bonus points for writing a coherent plot into your parody. Out of ideas and need an example? Take a look here. But before you immerse yourself in Thor's Tanki rendition of "The Search" by NF, take a few minutes to read the rules.

 

1. No plagiarism. Easy right?

2. The song must have at least three distinct parts (i.e. two verses and a chorus).

3. Please post the original lyrics and parody in a spoiler below. These should be appropriately labelled. Any entries not in this format will not be considered.

4. Collaboration between multiple tankers is fine, just note that a. all player's nicknames must be stated or mentioned in the entry and b. the prizes will be split evenly. So if you've got a friend who's only willing to write two lines and mooch off of your work for the prize, keep these points in mind before sending in a collaboration entry.

 

Any infractions of these rules will lead to a disqualification and a potential ban from participating in future newspaper contests.

 

And now, of course, the best part, the prizes:

1st place: 60 000 crystals

2nd place: 45 000 crystals

3rd place: 30 000 crystals

Any other deserving entries will receive 15 000 crystals each.

 

But hurry, this contest closes Feburary 28th! Results will be posted in around two weeks following the deadline.

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So what are you waiting for? Grab your favorite song, a pencil and paper, and write the Tanki world's next pop hit!

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11 minutes ago, Max-GT said:

how a i to post the song, audio or text

 

According to the third point, it should be in written form along with the lyrics of the original song in a spoiler. 

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Here's my try, it don't rhyme so good ?

Spoiler

Original - Seven Nation Army : The White Stripes

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna fight 'em off
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And the message coming from my eyes
Says "Leave it alone"

[Instrumental Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Don't want to hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell
And if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do

[Pre-Chorus 2]
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says "Find a home"

[Instrumental Chorus]

 

Parody - Single Wasp with a Bomb : The Dayflies

[Verse 1]

I'm gonna get the flag

A single Wasp with a bomb couldn't stop me, yeah?

I'm gonna take it off

Grab their flag from right behind their line

And I'm taking it to my base, aright?

B..but I can't forget

A single Wasp is closing in

Behind the barricade

[Pre-Chorus 1]

And the message coming from that Wasp

Says "Leave it alone"

[Instrumental Chorus]

[Verse 2]

Don't wanna see a countdown

Every tanker has that fear, the beebeebeep

Everyone knows about it

From the raw Recruits to the Legends of yore

And as the Wasp is coming, coming close to me

I wanna change the scene

But that red ain't gonna change to green

And that flag won't cap

[Pre-Chorus 2]

And the feeling underneath my tracks

Says "Time to spawn"

[Instrumental Chorus]

Good luck to all!

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17 minutes ago, Benefactor said:

What if two people worked on it. If the song wins, is the prize split?

Great question! I didn't really think of two people working on this contest, but yes, if more players collaborate and make a song, then the prize will be shared between all the players.

I'll add it in the rules.

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When I get older, I will be stronger

They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag

So wave your flag

Now wave your flag

Now wave your flag

Ohohoh 

 

 

Born to a throne, stronger than Rome

But violent prone, poor people zone

But it's my home, all I have known

Where I got grown, streets we would roam

Out of the darkness, I came the farthest

Among the hardest survival

Learn from these streets, it can be bleak

Except no defeat, surrender, retreat

 

 

So we struggling, fighting to eat and

We wondering when we'll be free

So we patiently we wait, for that fateful day

It's not far away, but for now we say

 

 

When I get older, I will be stronger

I'll make it better, struggle no longer

When I get older, I will be stronger

They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag

So wave your flag Now wave your flag

Now wave your flag Now wave your flag

Now wave your flag Now wave your flag

Ohohoh

 

 

So many wars (wars), settling scores (scores)

Bringing us promises, leaving us poor

And in the situation, when there's no compensation

They got no occupation, no buy no medication

See its a combination, of no education

We can never get it say, tomorrow's generation

Cause they can't control us, no they can't hold us down

We gonna pick it up, even though we all struggling

Fighting to eat

And we wondering When we'll be free

So we patiently wait, for that faithful day

go It's not far away, but for now we say

 

 

When I get older, I will be stronger

I'll make it better, struggle no longer

When I get older, I will be stronger

They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag

So wave your flag Now wave your flag

Now wave your flag Now wave your flag

Now wave your flag Now wave your flag

Now wave your flag

Ohohoh Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhh

And everybody will be singing it Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhh

And you and I will be singing it Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhh

And we all will be singing it Ohhh ohh ohh When I get older I will be stronger, stronger, stronger I will be stronger, stronger, stronger I will be stronger They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag So wave your flag Now wave your flag Now wave your flag Now wave your flag Now wave your flag Now wave your flag Now wave your flag Yeah Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhhh Just like a waying flag Ohhhh ohhhh Just like a waying flag Ohhhh ohhhh Just like a waying flag Ohhhh ohhhh Just like a waying flag

i might make a parody on this song by K'naan, will i am and David Guetta 'Waving Flag'

will.i.am is the GOAT. Great choice 

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first things first 

ima say the words inside my tank

I'm fired up and tired of the way the things have been, oh, ohh

the way the things have been oh, ooh

second things second you don't tell me what you think that I can be

I'm the one at the sail, I'm the master of my tank oh, ooh the master of my tank oh, ooh

 

 

I was broken at a young age 

taking my sulking to the masses

writing poems to the few

that looked at me, took to me, shook to me, felling me

singing from heartache from the pain

taking y message from the veins

speaking my lesson form the brain

seeing the beauty from the 

you made me a , you made me a believer, believer

( pain pain) you break me down, you build me up, believer, believer

(pain).  

 

                                Believer by Imagine Dragons

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Tanki online can be just like a Game Boy
Filled with frustration and joy
Pressing A or B, make a choice
Now responding to the computer's voice
You've started and there's no turning back
Over and over, you'll soon have the knack
The chances are you will lose
The challenge never seizes to amuse 

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Back to start

One step forward and two steps back
Falling victim to the enemies attack
Evasive manoeuvres, try to score
When it all ends, you'll still want more

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art

Honing your skills in hours of play
Taking your time and trying to stay

Patients and practice, all it takes
Beating the game, records to break
Life can be just like a Game Boy
All filled with frustration and joy

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over

 

 

 

and here are the original lyrics

Life can be just like a Game Boy
Filled with frustration and joy
Pressing A or B, make a choice
Now responding to the computer's voice
You've started and there's no turning back
Over and over, you'll soon have the knack
The chances are you will lose
The challenge never seizes to amuse

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Back to start

One step forward and two steps back
Falling victim to the enemies attack
Evasive manoeuvres, try to score
When it all ends, you'll still want more

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art

Honing your skills in hours of play
Taking your time and wasting your day

Patients and practice, all it takes
Beating the game, records to break
Life can be just like a Game Boy
All filled with frustration and joy

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over

 

 

 

 

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Ok, I have a king-of-cringeworthiness song for you..... 

First, you'll need the proper beat:

Spoiler

 

 

Ready to cringe? "Noo-bie" by yours truly

Spoiler

[verse 1]

Con-tai-ners only cost a buck

Fire-bird, cal-ling a fire-truck

Mam-moth is so ver-y fat

Hey you, what paint is that?

 

Ra-men is my on-ly food

Just chill please, don’t kill me, dude

Gold box fal-ling from the sky

Got killed – oh why oh why?

 

[chorus]

I’m a Noo-bie

Aiming like I can’t see

Hiding right behind the house

Silent with my trusty Gauss

 

I’m that noob type

Make my play the cringe type

Makes your sphincter real tight

When I play like noob-type

 

I’m a Noooooo-biiiiiiie……

 

DUH!

 

PEW-PEW pewpewpewpew PEW-PEW pewpewpew… (you all know how this part goes)

 

[verse 2]

My ga-rage has all M4s

Buy-ing up the en-tire store

Look-ing so fly right in the game

M0s kill me all the same

 

Per-son_Random made a contest

To see the cre-a-tive-ness

Of tank-ers all ar-ound

Like my song is cringe-bound

 

[chorus]

I’m a Noo-bie

Aiming like I can’t see

Hiding right behind the house

Silent with my trusty Gauss

 

I’m that noob type

Make my play the cringe type

Makes your sphincter real tight

When I play like noob-type

 

I’m a Noooooo-biiiiiiie……

 

DUH!

 

PEW-PEW pewpewpewpew PEW-PEW pewpewpew… (you all know how this part goes)

 

 

Original Lyrics: sorry 'bout that, Billie....

Spoiler

bad guy

Billie Eilish

White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Sleeping, you're on your tippy toes
Creeping around like no one knows
Think you're so criminal
Bruises, on both my knees for you
Don't say thank you or please
I do what I want when I'm wanting to
My soul? So cynical

So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm the bad guy

I like it when you take control
Even if you know that you don't
Own me, I'll let you play the role
I'll be your animal
My mommy likes to sing along with me
But she won't sing this song
If she reads all the lyrics
She'll pity the men I know

So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy…





 




 

Source: LyricFind

 

 

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My parody: "Revenge: A Tanki Parody of DJ Usher's Got Us Falling in Love"

Spoiler

Buyer, awww man

So we back in the game, got our turret turning from side to side,

Side, side to side

This battle's a hard one,

Hope to find some golds tonight, night, night

Golds tonight,

Heads up, you hear a shot,

Turn around and look down, critical hit fills your tank,

Oh no, it's you again,

I would never forget those skins, skins, skins,

Skins, skins, skins, skins,

 

'Cause baby tonight,

The buyers trying to dominate again, 

'Cause baby tonight,

You take your crystals, drugs and leave again,

And run, run until it's done, done,

Until the restart comes up in the night,

'Cause baby tonight, the buyers trying to dominate again

 

Just when you think they're gone, 

You hear shots from right behind,

Right, right behind,

That's a hard life you have,

Shame it's gonna end at this time, time, time,

Time, time, time, time,

You get hit,

Then your health bar drops as you try to escape,

Time to get out of this place, no way back,

On 1 hp, it's not the right time to die, die, die,

Die, die die, die

 

'Cause baby tonight, the buyers are trying to dominate again,

'Cause baby tonight, you grab your crystals, drugs and leave again,

Then run, run, run, until it's done, done, done,

Until the server restart comes up in the night,

'Cause baby tonight, the buyers are trying to dominate again,

 

(Buyers you're mine, haha)

Get those boxes and equip that drone,

And equip new prots, get it done, baby,

Go mine near his new spawn, you do that, you non-buyer pro,

The drone's Booster, so come at me, you Mk8 buyer, huh,

Training with a Magnum, in the dead of night,

Time to go play 1v1 against him in the final fight,

Training all through the day and all through the night,

Buyers out prowling for noobs, alright,

Look at me, look at you,

Face my revenge, that's what the buyer would do,

I'm a true warrior, baby, what is new,

And my shot is gonna tear through you, bring it,

 

'Cause baby tonight,

The buyers gonna try to dominate again, 

(Gather your equipment, baby, let's take back the world)

Yeah, baby tonight, (Haha) 

Grab your drone, prots and charge (the heat is on)

Take your revenge (Woo) oh-oh, oh-oh,

So fight, fight, fight, like it's the last night, night, night,

In your last battle, battle, show your might,

 

'Cause baby tonight,

The buyers are trying to dominate again,

'Cause baby tonight,

Take your crystals, supplies and leave again (Leave again-again, woo)

And run, run, run, until it's done, done, done, 

Until the restart comes up in the night,

'Cause baby tonight,

The buyers are trying to dominate again (Come on, get that critical hit on 'em)

(Woo!)

The original song and lyrics that this parody was based off:

Spoiler
 
 
 
 
Spoiler

 

Please consider this Tanki parody

Edited by Towns

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I posted this parody on YT first, a year ago, having an amazing achievement of 1.5k views.
Claudiu even replied to it, which was great (you can't see it now since he restarted his channel ?  )

Youtube video Pewdiepie Congratulations Claudiu Parody (Tanki Online)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0gbEuNWTc



**LYRICS**
Claudiu (yeah!)
It's your big day!
Incredible job!
I know I disliked your videos
But I just wanna tell you, 
A Congratulations! It's a celebration, 
1v1ing all day I know you've been waitin'
A congratulations, It's a celebration, 
I want your hacks please give me your location

A congratulations, to your corporation,
Guess to beat one Railgunny boi, you needed that aimbot, 
ya you did it, very nice, and all it took
Was a handful billion crystals, you got from a fake credit card, 
Now you're at number one, hoping you did nothing wrong,
Like paying your opponents to lose on purpose for your videos, 
Woops. Didn't think we'd see, it's right there on Tanki wiki, 
Guess you can't even play without your railgun aimbot, what a nubby, 
I'm sure by right now there's nothing you are doing that's against tanki rules,
And I'm certain you haven't been banned from the tanki chat, 

For Russian Reasons, that's a joke
For Russian Reasons, that's a joke
For serious chat admins, do not ban me, that's a joke

Claudiu, I'm sorry about exposing you're the best,
I love my youtube bros, from Garder to Sandbox
I'll journey through the maps for you, thanks to your aimbot, 
'bout to get you banned so you can call me
A congratulations, it's a celebration,
I want your hacks please give me your location, 
Please press Alt F4 to get a billion containers, 

Congratulations
Congratulations! (It's your big day)
Congratulations!
Congratulations! (Such a big day)

Got a gift in the garage, Hmm what is this?
Claudiu saying "don't expose me please"
Had a problem with me telling him that he's bad at 1v1
But let me educate you silly, that's not defamation
Claudiu can suck Tanki's Blocks, still not defamation,
Eat your billion hacked crystals, still not defamation!
Did you know that Claudiu uses a Vulcan in XP?
That's a blatant exposing lie!
Ya but still not defamation! 

Claudiu got Tanki Chat figured out, that's sick son!
How about next you figure out how to fix the aimbot system, 
Maybe you are the pro with that orignal railgun skills,
But looking at your aimbot, guessing not really, 
But never mind the noob people, we out here to wreck pros,
Just here to open some containers, with my 9 year old daddy, 

So this is it, thanks for sticking with Tanki, 
Ever since I was a nobody with all those M0s
Yeah this is it, it's been an adventure!
It's the end of the reign of Claudiu Stelist Aimbot Nubby, 
Through all the hack downloads you've used to beat all those pros, 
There is no more pros in this game, I would rather beat some nubbies, 
It's been a wild ride so while I can still be heard, 
Here's one last pro fist, from the number one pro in the server..

A congratulations! It's a celebration, 
Hacking all day, give me some premium, 
Congratulations! It's a celebration! 
Now give me those 16 digits for your online credit card, 

Congratulations! (Claudiu you noob!)
Congratulations! (You got exposed!)
Congratulations! (Sorry!)
Congratulations! (Such a big day!)


Congratulations Claudiu! You got exposed...
Unfortunate... 
Hope those aimbot hacks don't affect your youtube career! 
 
 
                         ORIGINAL SONG: Congratulations (Pewdiepie)

  

Edited by I.No.Name.Look.Away

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On 2/16/2020 at 7:21 AM, Max-GT said:

Tanki online can be just like a Game Boy
Filled with frustration and joy
Pressing A or B, make a choice
Now responding to the computer's voice
You've started and there's no turning back
Over and over, you'll soon have the knack
The chances are you will lose
The challenge never seizes to amuse 

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Back to start

One step forward and two steps back
Falling victim to the enemies attack
Evasive manoeuvres, try to score
When it all ends, you'll still want more

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art

Honing your skills in hours of play
Taking your time and trying to stay

Patients and practice, all it takes
Beating the game, records to break
Life can be just like a Game Boy
All filled with frustration and joy

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over

Is this a parody of a song? Just checking to make sure.

On 2/17/2020 at 11:11 PM, The.Georgian said:

Are multiple entries allowed?

I'm fine with multiple entries, but only the most recent one will be considered while judging.

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I'm posting this on behalf of my alternate account, Wait_What , that can't log into the forum since it's below WO1.

Alone Part 2 by Alan Walker & Ava Max

Spoiler

 

Please listen to the song to get the beats.

Lyrics:

Spoiler

We were young
Posters on the wall
Praying we're the ones
That the teacher wouldn't call
We would stare at each other
'Cause we were always in trouble


And all the cool kids
Did their own thing
I was on the outside
Always looking in
Yeah, I was there but I wasn't
They never really cared if I wasn't


We all need that someone
Who gets you like no one else
Right when you need it the most
We all need a soul to rely on
A shoulder to cry on
A friend through the highs and the lows


I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone
I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone


Then I saw your face
Your forgivin' eyes
Looking back at me
From the other side
Like you understood me
And I'm never letting you go, oh


We all need that someone
Who gets you like no one else
Right when you need it the most
We all need a soul to rely on
A shoulder to cry on
A friend through the highs and the lows


I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone
I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone


I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone
I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone


I'm not gonna make it alone
(La la la la la la alone)
(I'm not gonna make it alone)
(La la la la la la)
Oh (La la la la la alone)


'Cause you are that someone
That gets me like no one else
Right when I need it the most
And I'll be the one you rely on
A shoulder to cry on
A friend through the highs and the lows


I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la la alone
I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la la alone


I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la la alone
I'm not gonna make it alone
La la la la la la
La la la la la la alone 
I'm not gonna make it alone

 

My Parody:

Spoiler

We were young
Recruits on the call
Seeking to be the ones
Who would be decimating all
We would glare at each other
'Cause we were furious contenders 


And all the buyer kids
Bought their own things
I was on the other side
Relyin' on my skill
Yeah I tried to win but I couldn't 
I didn't really have much equipment 


We all hate that someone 
Who kills you with Railgun just
Right before you take the Gold
We all need a drone to rely on 
Some discounts to buy on
Modules to survive the blows


I'm now gonna even the score 
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone
I'm now gonna even the score
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone


Then I saw your face
Your horrific eyes
Looking back at me
From the enemy side
You're the one who killed me
And I'm never letting you go, oh


We all hate that someone 
Who kills you with Railgun just
Right before you take the Gold
We all need a drone to rely on 
Some discounts to buy on
Modules to survive the blows


I'm now gonna even the score 
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone
I'm now gonna even the score
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone


I'm now gonna even the score 
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone
I'm now gonna even the score
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone


I'm now gonna even the score 
(La la la la la la alone)
(I'm now gonna even the score)
(La la la la la la)
Oh (La la la la la alone)


'Cause you are that someone
Who kills me with Railgun just
Right before I take the Gold
And I'll be the one shot you die from
The cold dread you fly from 
A foe lurking in your shadows


I'm now gonna even the score 
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone
I'm now gonna even the score
La la la la la la
La la la la la alone


I'm now gonna even the score
La la la la la la
La la la la la la alone
I'm now gonna even the score 
La la la la la la
La la la la la la alone 
I'm now gonna even the score

 

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19 hours ago, Person_Random said:

Is this a parody of a song? Just checking to make sure.

I'm fine with multiple entries, but only the most recent one will be considered while judging.

yh

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4 hours ago, Max-GT said:

it is "Game Over " by Anvil

Okay, thanks for the confirmation. Please make sure to post the original lyrics and song in your contest entry by editing your post so that your entry may be considered.

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