contest Write a Tanki Song Parody!

[Towns 574]

4 hours ago, kaisdf said:

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[Max-GT 4]

i am not able to edit it so here are the original lyrics

 

 

Life can be just like a Game Boy
Filled with frustration and joy
Pressing A or B, make a choice
Now responding to the computer's voice
You've started and there's no turning back
Over and over, you'll soon have the knack
The chances are you will lose
The challenge never seizes to amuse

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Back to start

One step forward and two steps back
Falling victim to the enemies attack
Evasive manoeuvres, try to score
When it all ends, you'll still want more

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art

Honing your skills in hours of play
Taking your time and wasting your day

Patients and practice, all it takes
Beating the game, records to break
Life can be just like a Game Boy
All filled with frustration and joy

[Chorus:]
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Learning the art
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over
Game over, game over

[FreezingFire127 6]

I did a parody of "Nothing Ever Changes" by Nico Collins

Video for the song:

Spoiler

 

 

Song Lyrics:

Spoiler

I woke up in a modern world
And there's nothing I can do
While I read the latest, from the breaking
Story on the news
People swear they say it's fake
And look up to our leader
As he speaks from a mind so bleak
He preys on his believers

 

Everyone's bitter, pointing their fingers
Seeing the worst in each other
But people are not, their skin, or their God
Or who they claim their lover
I think that people are made so unequal
Some are born good and some evil
And so here I pray, for one single day
We can live here peaceful

 

The world is falling down
And nothing ever changes
1, 2, 3 as the shots ring out
But nothing ever changes
The world is falling down
And nothing ever changes
We're all part of a silent crowd
'Cause nothing ever changes

 

12 more killed at a local bar
Some were only 21
But the NRA has bills to pay and feeds us with more guns
So we send our thoughts and prayers
To those who lost their lives
But the cycle stays and in a couple of days
Bullets fly and a few more die

 

I'm not a scholar, I'm not an expert but if you fight fire with fire
I'm pretty sure, it only gets worse
The flames burn even brighter
I know that I'm not alone
When I say I'm sick of the violence
Voice our anger on our phones
But in real life we're quiet (shhh)

 

The world is falling down
And nothing ever changes
1, 2, 3 as the shots ring out
But nothing ever changes
The world is falling down
And nothing ever changes
We're all part of a silent crowd
'Cause nothing ever changes

 

I hope that when, I fast forward
Twenty something years
We no longer live our days in hatred or in fear
And live to be, kind and free
To do unto each other
As you'd have 'em do, unto you
United undercover

 

The world is falling down
And nothing ever changes
1, 2, 3 as the shots ring out
But nothing ever changes
The world is falling down
And nothing ever changes
We're all part of a silent crowd
'Cause nothing ever changes

 

The world is falling down
Nothing ever changes
The world is falling down now
Nothing ever changes
The world is falling down
Nothing ever changes
The world is falling down now
'Cause nothing ever changes

 

My parody "I Will Rule the Battle"

Spoiler

I wake up with a brand new tank

And I’m ready for round two

While I open Tanki, and start reading

The new eSports news

People swear they say they hack

And should be disqualified

As then they turn green with envy

Because they were not chosen

 

Bullets are flying, supplies are dropping

Juggernauts are running rampant

Overdrive ready, it’s time to win now

One click and my bomb goes boom

Don’t bother trying, so just give me the win

Yet they still try, pointless effort                    

And so here they are, about to respawn

Just to die once again

My turrets just go boom

And I will rule the battle

1, 2, 3 as I catch the gold

But I will rule the battle

My turrets just go boom

And I will rule the battle

You’re too weak to stand any chance

Cause’ I will rule the battle

 

12 more kills and I just don’t die

I don’t even have to try

But the admins think that I’m hacking

So my account gets banned

And I’ll make, 1 more account

And shove it in their eyes

So I start playing, 2 days and I’m a Marshal

Thunder blasts and my wasp will fly

 

I’m not a master, I’m something better so you should train till you get tired

But you don’t care, about all the fun

Your wrath burns till you rage quit

One blast with my maxed turret

When will they learn my tank is the best?

Try to get help from your friends

But they’re terrified of me (good)

 

My turrets just go boom

And I will rule the battle

1, 2, 3 as I catch the gold

But I will rule the battle

My turrets just go boom

And I will rule the battle

You’re too weak to stand any chance

Cause’ I will rule the battle

 

I hope you learn to play the game

Maybe in 2 years

I want some competition, no one is even near

As good as me, I’m all alone

Maybe I should stop playing

But why would I even think that

I’m the best Tanki player

 

My turrets just go boom

And I will rule the battle

1, 2, 3 as I catch the gold

But I will rule the battle

My turrets just go boom

And I will rule the battle

You’re too weak to stand any chance

Cause’ I will rule the battle

 

My turrets just go boom

I will rule the battle

My turrets just go boom, now

I will rule the battle

My turrets just go boom

I will rule the battle

My turrets just go boom, now

Cause’ I will rule the battle

 

I tried, some spots are a bit choppy but i'm proud of it considering i rarely put effort into anything

[Galdar 45]

Hi all !

U2 - WIth or Without You

Spoiler

See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I'll wait for you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait, without you

With or without you

With or without you

 

Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you

With or without you

With or without you Oh Oh

I can't live
With or without you

 

And you give yourself away

And you give yourself away
And you give

And you give
And you give yourself away

 

My hands are tied
My body bruised, she's got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose

 

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away

 

With or without you
With or without you Oh Oh
I can't live
With or without you

 

Oooh - Oooh - Oooh

 

With or without you
With or without you Oh Oh
I can't live
With or without you

With or without you

 

My Parody - And I Will Snipe You

Spoiler

See my red beam through the map
See your folks hiding around
I'll wait for you
My Shaft fully upgraded
My capacitors fully loaded

And I wait, to snipe you

And I will snipe you

And I will snipe you

 

Any bush, I can see through
My next peek-a-boo is for you
And I'm waiting for you

And I will snipe you

And I will snipe you Oh Oh

I won't leave
Before I've sniped you

 

And you keep staying away

And you keep staying away
And you keep

And you keep
And you keep staying away

 

Hitting my side
Blue particles, you've got me with
Hornet and Freeze, I'm
Way to slow to move

 

And you freeze me all the way
And you freeze
And you freeze
And you freeze me all the way

 

But I will snipe you
Let me spawn back I'll get you

I won't leave

Before I've sniped you

 

Oooh - Oooh - Oooh

 

And I will snipe you

And I will snipe you Oh Oh
I won't leave

Before I've sniped you

Yes I will snipe you

 

Edited February 28, 2020 by Galdar
Minor changes before final submission

[Person_Random 4,991]

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[Person_Random 4,991]

...And yes, the results are finally here and I'm about to throw up because I've had it with the gory movies my teacher keeps showing us so I better type this before this keyboard gets a spray of vomit. 

Okay, back to what I was saying. It was great to read all those entries, thanks very much to all who have participated! I invite you to post your pieces in the Amateur Writing Section, regardless of your placing in the contest. Alright, enough chitchat from me, it's time to announce the winners!

The battle for first place was quite an eventful one, but in the end, @Towns emerged victorious with his parody: "Revenge: A Tanki Parody of DJ Usher's Got Us Falling in Love" that reminds all us F2P players of the everyday struggle against buyers.

Coming in second place, a strong showing by @Given (entering with lower account Wait_What) with his rendition of "Alone, Pt. II" that had me hooked with the coherent and lyrical storyline detailing the journey of budding tankers.

In third, @Benefactor brings us a cringeworthy parody of Billie Eilish's "bad guy" that had me both laughing and cringing at the same time.

Consolation prizes go to @I.No.Name.Look.Away and @Galdar.

Thanks for participating, keep following the newspaper, and stay tuned for more fun contests!

[Person_Random 4,991]

Contest Results Posted. Prizes will be delivered within the next week.

Topic Unlocked.

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Congratulations to the winners! It was definitely a tough call. Those who didn't win, don't be disappointed guys, there is always a next time. Goodluck!

[Benefactor 6,888]

When words are brought to life....

Spoiler

 

 

[ultraslavpapastalin 5]

Ok I got one ripped off of dynamite by Taio cruz

I came to blast, blast, blast, blast

I started the tank coz that's my plans, plans, plans, plans

I'm using all my favorite tanks, tanks, tanks, tanks

I'm climbing up all those ranks, ranks, ranks, ranks 

Yeah, Yeah, coz it goes on and on, and it goes on and on and on, yeah i

I aim my turret in the air sometimes, sayin ay oh that's a gold box!

I wanna get that mark 7 gauss, I gotta let go, of those crystals

Coz we gon Rock this match,

We getting kills all night,

We gonna blast some tanks, coz it's tanki time

Coz I told u once, and I told u twice

We gonna blast some tanks coz it's tanki time! 

( Feel free to add lyrics Bois)https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taiocruz/dynamite.html

                    

 

 

[Sacrifice 2,278]

17 minutes ago, ultraslavpapastalin said:

 

Sorry to inform you that the contest is finished, so thus entry will not be accepted. Thank you for understanding. 

[ultraslavpapastalin 5]

Ya I know, this is just for fun, I was getting bored