contest Tanki Horoscopes II

[Person_Random 4,991]

Finally, the contest that helped me discover the forum returns for a second edition! Tankers, I give you the Tanki Horoscopes Contest.

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Introduction:

Just short of two years ago, I discovered the Tanki Online newspaper. Immediately, the first topic that caught my eye was the Tanki Horoscopes Contest, and I ended up joining the forum and participating, eventually winning a consolation prize. I’m grateful that I was able to discover the Tanki Online Newspaper and forum, so I’ll run this contest in hopes that other tankers will be able to find the forum through this.

Task:

Okay, enough blathering from me, let’s see what you have to do to get your crystals. The task is pretty simple: write a Tanki-related horoscope for at least one astrological sign, be it yours, your brother’s, your best friends, one you picked from a random chooser, or all of the above. It doesn’t matter about the truth of the prediction or the outcome stated, but the details. A horoscope shouldn’t be extremely specific (“there will be a 12 gold box gold rain on a Bridges CTF on XX/XX”) or overly vague (“something will happen soon”), but rather communicate a blend of the two, a specifically unspecific middle ground.

Rules:

But before you get started just yet, take a few minutes to read the rules:

1. Enter with ONE account only.

2. Please post your responses in a reply to this topic. If your response is of significant length, be sure to hide it in a spoiler.

3. Please don’t rip the horoscopes off Yahoo or the online newspaper you just read this morning, copy and paste, and replace the non-Tanki items with Tanki-related items. Doing so is not only extremely annoying but also slows the judging process which means the new head honcho in town will not approve of my mult-worthy behavior.

Note: Infractions of any of the above will result in disqualification and, for severe cases, a ban from participating in future Newspaper contests.

Prizes:

Now that the boring stuff is over with, let’s get to the best part: the prizes.

1st Place - 35 000 crystals, 3 Containers !

2nd Place - 25 000 crystals, 2 Containers !

3rd Place - 20 000 crystals, 1 Container !

Any other deserving entries will win a consolation prize of 15 000 crystals!

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Deadline: August 20^th, 2020 @12:00 UTC.

- Results will be posted within two weeks of the deadline.

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[kaisdf 3,320]

A quick look through my telescope tells me two things. Mercury is in retrograde, and crystals are on their way! Good luck Tankers!

[Person_Random 4,991]

5 hours ago, sarim2345_the_master said:

 

I find that cookies help with creativity

And mood too, you wanna be at least somewhat happy to write well, at least for me that is

[Bydo 20,119]

yea I can't wait to do this again.. it was so much fun last time  .. he he

check out some of the winners from the past .. only use these as references for idea's ..

 

Edited August 8, 2020 by Bydo

[siddhu100 48]

Scorpio: This week, you will find your crystal count will have drastic changes, some which you will regret, some which you will like. You might also have a sudden change in your feelings towards one of your best friends in Tanki, and it could be for the better or worse. You are advised to be cautious while spending crystals, and dropping Gold Boxes to other users will cost you much during this time

[Icy 4]

Gemini- This week has been a very productive week for you. Your love life is stable on tanki. Be careful while taking decisions in life or you will regret. Your gear score is good. Be cautious about helping friends on tanki as it may cost you .

Take a break from railgun, try shaft and it may be op for you.

Edited August 9, 2020 by ohyeah12300

[PatientZero 2]

Taurus - Hey there, big player, now's the time to seize the gold box of your life! Career prospects are looking up, as Perseids dropping like power-ups indicate promotion is nigh. Mars in retrograde suggests one-shotting your enemies from a distance (of course, an N-2 might also prove handy if you start feeling overwhelmed), but Mercury in opposition reminds us to look after our health, especially being vulnerable to deceptive snipers-of-the-heart.

[DavidJamesBrownThe3r 1]

im a little confused about it. it say horoscopes are your astrological sign and something related to it. im a virgo. i dont quite understand the details needed

[Rockstar213 2]

Taurus- This week,  you may have problems getting gold boxes though You may rank up if you don't be greedy on gold boxes. All the best....

 

Edited August 10, 2020 by Rockstar213

[Bydo 20,119]

9 hours ago, DavidJamesBrownThe3r said:

im a little confused about it. it say horoscopes are your astrological sign and something related to it. im a virgo. i dont quite understand the details needed

sir its not that hard to do .. what you need to do is find a horoscope ( or more ) and come up with a description for it.. you come up with something funny and idea's of things found with in the game .. spell and grammar is important

example .. not to be used by others due to it will be added into mine later..

Virgo " this year she will be in conflict with Rail and Gauss. trying them out but always running back to old faithful Ricochet. her moon is in the solar lining of Libra  which is shifting daily from Juggernaut and CP mode . but not sticking out long enough to fall into its mine traps. she has  Taurus pulling her into Flag battles,  but also having Capricorn pulling her into the forum . She is head over hills in love  with buying a star pass .  cause she enjoys craving  the  center of attention in battles  ..but has no money in real life to buy .. due to  stocking up  on Toilet paper ...

Edited August 10, 2020 by Bydo

[Railguns 36]

Aries: The stars predict that your container rewards will mostly be common. 125 mines will be making frequent appearances, like those careless people walking near you without wearing a mask; absolutely irritating. Your crystal reserves won't keep up pace with your rank, resulting in occasional cries of "Admin Gold pls". Youtube searches for free crystals and containers won't yield anything, and the /addcrystals99999999 commands might get you banned for flood. And yeah, you won't be able to buy that cool new hull, Ares.

 

[orenhi 5]

Sagittarius - Great luck is expected among them, it is recommended to open as many containers as possible, and expect a large number of gold drops to come to them following the luck. It is recommended to beware of tankers that may be jealous of this sign and to set traps such as ambushes and mines ... It is advisable to take advantage of this luck because due to the large amount of good luck will come bad luck later ... so be careful!

Edited August 15, 2020 by orenhi

[Bydo 20,119]

guys you can do more then one horoscope .. if you like .. just add them to your original post and place them in a spoiler.. there is still lots of time to enter..

[cosmic666 1,055]

I'm a libra,the scales of justice fair play and balance. This fri in the V-log lets hope my star sign is in alignment with the devs, and MM also becomes fair & balanced.

Take note though of MARS..hazel.. (the red planet) god of war, and protector of all MURDER HORNETS who will not want to give up their supremacy and domination on the  battlefield, where they spread fear and terror even amongst the TITANS. If wandering into no-mans-land take plenty of protection, 20% should be sufficient to ensure your safe journey back to base.   

Edited August 13, 2020 by cosmic666

[abdsysy 1]

Spoiler

you will always be DESPERATE FOR CRYSTALS  XD

 

Spoiler

seeing The Gold box Drop will Always Fill you with DETERMINATION  

this week is going to be a weird week for you , you will find tankers shooting weird plazma balls at each other , alot of Gold boxes droping infront of you , you will be blown ,burnt  , sniped , froozen, and the most annoying thing ..you will be bushed away at the last moment before you get the Gold box   , BUT don't let anything let you down cz you are going to be getting the most important thing in this game ..... new friends who know how to team play XD

 

 

 

Edited August 15, 2020 by abdsysy

[Firestar95 6]

I don't exactly know what a "horoscope" is but I know it has to with predictions so I am interested to see how this goes. Like someone has already said I can't think of anything from the back of my mind so I will go random. new turrets with the ares are gonna show with protection modules and more drones.

[MichaelVey96 5]

Scorpio: Soon shall be your day for triumphs. You love sniping and think you do well. Soon on Deathmatch, something special will happen to you and your team if you are on a bridge, but be warned, something or someone lurks from the shadows.

[11002992 1]

Gemini: You are in for an unfortunate week. You will miss that event that you always wanted to play, and gold boxes will seemingly fly by you. You will be plagued by a series of lag spikes, and your containers will provide nothing that you need. You will finally run out spare crystals, but never fear, you shall soon find a different avenue for crystal-making (ie writing horoscopes). Your only consolation is this: your endeavors to win in MM shall succeed, bringing plenty more rewards in the near future. 

[Maes 1]

Cancer: You will run out of supplies whenever you need them the most while your opponents will have a seemingly never ending stash. You will come the realization that Gauss is extremely annoying and needs a laser added. Shaft players will continuously find their allies bumping into their tanks or blocking their view and making them miss shots. Your container luck will improve rarely and whenever it does you won't get items over the rare category.

Edited August 16, 2020 by Maes
Typo

[FOUNDERSofTO 5]

Spoiler

Aquarius: You will face a shortage of supplies and there will be many hard battles ahead. Your favorite turret you play with, will be the turret that will push you back and make you lose battles. You will experience a large amount of lags and errors. The only good thing would be that your luck in containers will prevail. You may get what you want from the containers. Play a lot of CTF battles and try to use your supplies sustainably. Play with the the turret and hull you hate the most because they will be the ones that will help you earn scores, experience and crystals. Try to take gold boxes, but carefully. Also, as you rank up, don't buy augments. You will regret later if you bought an augment during this time. Save crystals to buy new turrets or hulls.

Best of luck....

 

Edited August 16, 2020 by FOUNDERSofTO

[TRANSFORMED 5]

ARIES-Last tanki birthday you made tons of crystals but slowly slowly you started to waste them in gifts,paints and bad equipment for your rank, You will always be dominated by your enemy people will start to call you a noob but suddenly you will see a spark of hope you will get lots of crystals through a event and dominate the game and become one of the legends

Edited August 16, 2020 by TRANSFORMED
spelling correction

[ayushmaangt 3]

LIBRA - so if you destroy 10 ares tanks who's owners signs are aries then you would get a tanki girlfriend and first prize on this competition.
If your games are going exceptionally bad then try and upgrade your mammoth and use it to play Rugby.

if thy heart desires to own a satisfying gear score go and self destruct 12 times in one game of team deathmatch

Your lucky color is magenta but if you own the harlequin paint then you will lose every subsequent game until you get a gold box.

follow these astankological predictions to be perfectly balanced libra as all signs should be.

Spoiler

also i know you guys are diehard fans of tanki online

so enjoy this game more.

 

 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2020 by ayushmaangt
wanted to add a spoiler

[HaloMaster 1]

HaloMaster You will soon come upon many Tankoins

 

[Firestar95 6]

Also good luck everyone!!!!!!!  

[L1f3_le22 3]

Spoiler

Taurus - Times will come where you feel as if you have Godmode on. Yes, I mean GODMODE. You'll have this "HOOOO, you dare approach me" feeling and will destroy everyone in your path. What is this? You feel as if you're using juggernaut...in siege mode...and you're on offense...you get the point. Wait, no, you will feel like this during 2x crystals with free premium (4x). But what is this? You jump into a game and everyone is 5 ranks higher than you. They have rainbow gs. Their tanks look like they just drain the life out of their mom's credit card. 10 golds shall fall, but you shall not even come close to catching one. HOOOO!!!! You have died to wasp overdrive over and over and over!!! You will remember the price of the Augment you want so badly and will start to cry  . Why?!, you scream. "Why 245k crystals, Why?!"... but then xp/bp .

 

I hope you found this atleast the slightest bit funny and enjoyed reading it .

Edited August 17, 2020 by L1f3_le22
Just adding exclamations and putting it into spolier.