[Forum Game] Broken Story

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

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So everyone decided to collect hand sanitizers for entertainment.

 

[coconuttree 519]

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But the government seized them because they were hoarding during the pandemic

 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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They were distributed to the needy instead.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

People quickly realized that this sounded like communism, ending that idea once and for all. 

[F41TH 483]

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And then Berserk happened all over again.

 

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

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Then a Hunter EMPed the Viking that went berserk.

 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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But a bunch of noobs didn't realize what happened, and voted that player for hacking.

 

[F41TH 483]

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The kid was rich and bought TO completely and made actual good wanted changes.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

The purchase of TO somehow proved to be a great investment, and he became wealthier than Jeff Bezos. 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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So than he decided to diversify his wealth.

 

[F41TH 483]

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Griffith was a horrible person but a great king.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

Because oil was abundant in his country and his country had no free elections, he was overthrown by George W Bush. 

[coconuttree 519]

Why is this story 26 posts long and counting?

[F41TH 483]

2 hours ago, coconuttree said:

Why is this story 26 posts long and counting?

Ight, I'll finish it and patch it all up in one soon, @ILiveOnTheChatBox123.

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The whole world fell into a crisis and everyone suffered forever, except the elite rich.

 

[F41TH 483]

THE ULTIMATE 26 POST STORY

I was a superhero, on vacation with my wife and kids (who were also superheros) when we got a call from the command center.There were so many heavenly cute dogs and cats before my eyes that I'd didn't pay attention to the person on phones and dissed them instead. I tried petting one of the cute, fluffy animals. But we needed to get to the mountain of doom quickly, and time was running out.There was a crack in the hourglass.So the sand started to scatter.And we fell down through it into an abandoned mineshaft and were met by friendly dwarves. The dwarves had Golems and Steelixes wich helped them to mine.But the Pokemon were absolutely useless at mining.So we decided to annihilate the whole specie of Pokemon. So everyone got their Pokeballs and flushed them in the toilet. However, the toilet clogged. So they used plunders to unclog it. We successfully annihilated the Pokemon species and sought another means for entertainment. So everyone decided to collect hand sanitizers for entertainment. But the government seized them because they were hoarding during the pandemic. They were distributed to the needy instead. People quickly realized that this sounded like communism, ending that idea once and for all. And then Berserk happened all over again. Then a Hunter EMPed the Viking that went berserk. But a bunch of noobs didn't realize what happened, and voted that player for hacking. The kid was rich and bought TO completely and made actual good wanted changes. The purchase of TO somehow proved to be a great investment, and he became wealthier than Jeff Bezos. So than he decided to diversify his wealth.Griffith was a horrible person but a great king. Because oil was abundant in his country and his country had no free elections, he was overthrown by George W Bush. The whole world fell into a crisis and everyone suffered forever, except the elite rich.

The End

 

God-damn, this was one heck of a read. gg to all who helped making this. Hope you had fun reading this.

Also, from next time, everyone number your post before your part.

Edited June 3, 2020 by F41TH

[coconuttree 519]

Maybe we should number our posts so we can easily keep track

[coconuttree 519]

All right I start now.

1)

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It was tanki birthday sale the next day and spiderman was excited to go on a spending spree.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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After maxing out his entire garage and obtaining every single skin, he entered battles, where, to his dismay, he was belittled for being the most hardcore buyer in TO history.

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

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Being the rich buyer he was, he bought Alternativa Platforms, replaced tanks in Tanki Online with cats, and renamed the game as Cats Online.

 

[Virtue 207]

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He lost the whole playerbase, but at least he got a lot of cats hooked onto his new game.

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Edited June 7, 2020 by Virtue

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

5)

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Cats, taking inspiration from the game, hatched a plan and took over the world; killing all humans except the creater of the game.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

6) I have no idea what the context is for the above post, but can the story not become so completely random? The story should still somewhat make sense. Stop introducing random plot twists that come out of nowhere (for example, the goku one from way back and pokemon) . 

But since dogs are superior to cats, the dogs ended up massacring all of the cats.

[F41TH 483]

7. Ah been a while.

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This started a new revolution as the dogs mutated due to the cats' blood and pledged to rule the world.

 

[coconuttree 519]

8

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The leader of the revolution, doggo doge, led them to victory in a brutal war.

 

[Venem 615]

9.

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But the victory came at a heavy price.