[Forum Game] Broken Story

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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However, the computer quickly overheated.

 

[F41TH 483]

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And shut down in between a game, so I raged and killed my family.

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lim_x->1 20x

Edited June 12, 2020 by F41TH

[Virtue 207]

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But the law caught up to me, and I had to spend the rest of my life in solitary confinement.

 

[Venem 615]

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And then, I died a lonely death, but not before writing an autobiography, which began like this: Once upon a time, I was born.

 

[F41TH 483]

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The people who came at my burial read it and decided to bury it with me.

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[coconuttree 519]

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They buried it with me so that nobody else would ever have to go through the torture of reading it.

 

[Virtue 207]

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I rested peacefully knowing that the world was a safer place without me in it.

THE END

 

 

see @F41TH I didn't steal your job this time  

Edited June 12, 2020 by Virtue

[F41TH 483]

One day, an unexpected announcement was made: Semyon Kirov was returning to Tanki. Everyone was thrilled and excited that TO would finally return to its former glory, however, to their dismay, it was April 1. That day, Tanki Online became Tanki Offline. It was a nice game. Very fun and completely F2P. Its popularity shot through the roof, and many players volunteered to become helpers. Some, like Mr.Nibbles nibbled their way through candidacy and became Helpers. However, others, like Maf, used the widespread corruption found in the TO administration to buy his way into become a Helper. It worked, they sneaked in, to make their way to improve the conditions and do all they can, however, nothing went as they had planned. The Rogue Tanks ambushed them in the corridor and demanded 111,111,111 Tankoins as ransom. But since tankions are literally just some code typed into a computer, they were happy to pay. They were happy to see their new modeled tank earned by years of patience and then, they started playing with their new tank, but suddenly the electricity went out for hours. So they hooked the computer up to a generator so they could keep grinding stars. However, the computer quickly overheated and shut down in between a game, so I raged and killed my family. But the law caught up to me, and I had to spend the rest of my life in solitary confinement and then, I died a lonely death, but not before writing an autobiography, which began like this: "Once upon a time, I was born". The people who came at my burial read it and decided to bury it with me. They buried it with me so that nobody else would ever have to go through the torture of reading it. I rested peacefully knowing that the world was a safer place without me in it.

 

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Feels good to do my work again. Very interesting story tbh.

[Virtue 207]

We need to publish these stories in TO Newspaper..They're actually better than some of the stuff in there....

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It was a very important day for TO. The devs were finally getting rid of flash and moving on to HTML5.

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[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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However, they didn't know how to actually implement the change.

[Venem 615]

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So they went to The Wise Tanker, and sought his advice.

 

[coconuttree 519]

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But he had eaten a spoiled gooseberry and had gone completely mad.

 

[F41TH 483]

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He turned into a blood thirsty savage who could only think about hunting.

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[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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Every day, he would practice his shot.

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[Virtue 207]

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He eventually became so good at it that he coined the shot and all players had to pay him 1 tankoin to use it.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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However, after the 2008 financial crisis, no one had any sort of currency.

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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So they started bartering for food.

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[F41TH 483]

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But soon currency came to be leaving them confused.

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[Virtue 207]

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So they bought a printer and made their own money.

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[Venem 615]

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But after using the printer for about two days, it stopped printing money.

 

[F41TH 483]

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So we started using hand made methods like the ones shown in Dr.Stone to get our work done and were slowly, but surely moving towards civilization.

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[Virtue 207]

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But the volcano on our island erupted and buried us all in ash and lava.

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Edited June 15, 2020 by Virtue

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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In the aftermath, the island turned into an archipelago with only the uppermost parts above sea level.

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Edited June 15, 2020 by ILiveOnTheChatBox123

[F41TH 483]

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Surprisingly, TO suddenly wanted to make a live action film and found it to be the perfect spot and hence, left for an expedition.

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[Virtue 207]

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But they didn't realize that the eruption caused various tsunamis and all their expedition ships were sunk.

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