[Forum Game] Fill The Blank!

[Venem 615]

Hello Tankers!

This game is super simple.

You have to type a sentence, but remove one word/phrase from the sentence, and keep that space blank. This is the 'Blank'. The Blank should be made using Underscores.(see my sentence after the rules)

The next person has to fill the Blank with some word or phrase, which may or may not be the deleted word/phrase, and transform the sentence into something hilarious.

Rules:

1. The phrase should NOT exceed 5 words. Words made using Hyphens will be counted separately. Example: Die-hard-fan will be counted as 3 words.

2. The sentence should preferably be related to Tanki.

3. Absolutely NO profanity. No swear-words in any form (short-form/ long-form/ gap-form/ slang-form/ any other form you can think of)

4. No spamming.

5. Do not insult any fellow human being. If you do, the victim shouldn't mind it. By the way, I don't mind!

6. Follow the Rules specified for using the Forum always.

7. The sentences should be in English.

8. The sentences should make sense grammatically.

9. There may be at the most 2 Blanks.

 

 

That's it!

Here's the first sentence:

I refused to call my Clan's Supreme Commander a ______ , just to remain in his good books.

Edited June 21, 2020 by SHREYA88
Rules Update-2

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

I refused to call my Clan's Supreme Commander a FAT DONKEY , just to remain in his good books.

 

One day at TO headquarters, the developers made an absurdly stupid update that _________ the players.

[F41TH 483]

This seems interesting.

One day at TO headquarters, the developers made an absurdly stupid update that BANKRUPTED the players.

I was playing and I            .

 

[Venem 615]

I was playing and I GOT RICH.

Thunder makes a _______ that scares me.

[E_polypterus 2,374]

Thunder makes a STUPID SOUND that scares me.

The freeze _______ killed the shaft.

[Venem 615]

The freeze FARTED OUT SNOW AND killed the shaft.

I thought, why not _______ and buy one Tankoin?

Edited June 8, 2020 by SHREYA88

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

I thought, why not splurge and buy one Tankoin?

There is nothing more ____________ than Tankoins.

[Venem 615]

There is nothing more outrageously expensive and golden than Tankoins.

Carrots are ________ to Tanks.

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

Carrots are food to Tanks.

If I could, I'd chop Hazel Rah's ponytail with a __________.

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

If I could, I'd chop Hazel Rah's ponytail with a HOT DOG SWORD.

 

The developers _______ Tanki. 

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[F41TH 483]

The developers can bake or fry Tanki.

I like to             and            tanks.

Edited June 10, 2020 by F41TH

[Venem 615]

56 minutes ago, F41TH said:

The developers can bake or fry Tanki.

I like to             and            tanks.

Try to keep just 1 blank.... However, do you want me to update the rules to increase the blanks?

Anyway, I'll continue:

I like to get terrified and intimidated by tanks.

Why did the Reporter _______ in the TO newspaper?

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

Why did the Reporter publish his toilet routine in the TO newspaper?

Chopping onions makes you cry because ________.

Edited June 10, 2020 by Gauss-Hornet

[Virtue 207]

Chopping onions makes you cry because THEY ARE ALIEN EGGS.

 

Did you hear how F41TH _________ in the forum?

Edited June 11, 2020 by Virtue

[F41TH 483]

Did you hear how F41TH lost his vegetable soup in the Forum?

No I didn't                .

Edited June 11, 2020 by F41TH

[Venem 615]

No I didn't even try to bother.

Have faith, every tank will __________.

Edited June 11, 2020 by SHREYA88

[F41TH 483]

Have F41TH, every tank will be well cooked.

The pencil like Railgun is a _______ in the ______.

On 6/10/2020 at 10:16 AM, SHREYA88 said:

However, do you want me to update the rules to increase the blank?

Yes please.

[Lose 881]

The pencil like Railgun is a GIANT in the DWARF TOWN.

 

I can't do that, as it is against Rule 123, which is ____

[F41TH 483]

I can't do that, as it is against Rule 123, which is eating cornflakes in mustard.

I am _______ to ______.

[Venem 615]

I am too lazy to be lazy.

Tanks have a peculiar _____ and ______.

[Lose 881]

Tanks have a peculiar sight and odor.

 

I can't believe you've gone through when you said you'd do ____.

[F41TH 483]

I can't believe you've gone through when you said you'd do nothing but sleep-fart. (had to do it like this due to restrictions...)

Why are you _____ ?

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

Why are you still alive? 

Yesterday I saw a giant Moof chewing up @_______. 

[Venem 615]

Yesterday I saw a giant Moof chewing up @TheRabbit.

How does a mine _______?

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

How does a mine become mine?

The V-log team is ___________ and their work is ________________.