[Forum Game] Survive the Above users attack

[r_trooll15 827]

The original topic was created in 2013, and i loved it because it was cool, but it died, so i want to bring it back.

the original topic:

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Simple. I attack the user below with my railgun and press tab to watch the statics. I assume he's dead. I never say for sure. he has to say how he survived. Don't just say "I dodged it, or use (double Armour)" that's unoriginal. Be creative! (Supplies are forbidden)

 

I spit orange juice at the below user, to humiliate him so he commit suicide. 

Edited May 26, 2013 by adil.pk

I want to add that please no deus ex machina. 

So its an attack on the poster below and the next person has to say how he survives and then attack the user below. Simple!

Ill start. I drop a ton of gold boxes on the person below me.

[spiderman1000 737]

I collect em all and become the richest tanker ever to exist!

 

PBM manages to enrage arceus.

[r_trooll15 827]

I throw a master ball...

I then throw an ultraball at TPBM

 

[Viking4s 10,791]

forum with two "r"

[r_trooll15 827]

yes

[F41TH 483]

no.

[spiderman1000 737]

why

[r_trooll15 827]

Stay on topic please.

I throw an ultra ball at TPBM

[Venem 615]

I get inside the Ultraball and live happily ever after.

I use Gauss with adrenaline auggy, with almost zero HP, and shoot at PBM in sniping mode.

[r_trooll15 827]

I activate my titan's overdrive. Then, i shoot TPBM with my railgun with dd and crisis drone

[Venem 615]

I luckily leave the battle just then. (is that allowed accdg to this game's rules??)

I jump on PBM and activate Mammy OD.

[E_polypterus 2,374]

I was jgr so I had od and activated it. Mammy went flying into a hornet and killed who had just activated his own od. Hornet rage quit the battle.

i take semyon Kirov and put him into a package and send him to TPBM.

[r_trooll15 827]

Ooh! another one for my collection!! thank you!

 

I ambush TPBM outside of your tank with a vulcan

[Venem 615]

Sadly, I'm a Tank-prop, so the bullets ricochet off me onto PBM

[r_trooll15 827]

Im in a dictator, but unlike in tanki, my sloped armour is sloped enough to deflect it upwards at the plane TPBM is currently in

[Venem 615]

The plane is heavily armoured, and the bullets ricochet back onto the Vulcan. The plane I'm in also drops a bomb onto the PBM. 

[r_trooll15 827]

a friendly hunter uses OD and disables the bomb. My vulcan turns upwards and shoots down the bullets. Then, I activate OD and the hornet next to me does too and shoots the plane PUM is in with a railgun. Travelling at mach5, thats enough to pierce even the heaviest of armor

[coconuttree 519]

My plane is travelling away from the railgun shell at mach6.

I drop a menhir on PBM.

[r_trooll15 827]

Unfortunately, it gets snagged on your plane and in cartoon fashion, drags you down to the ground.

 

I toss a black hole at TPBM

 

Spoiler

Ahem @spiderman1000 please reply, think of all the science!

 

[spiderman1000 737]

How, exactly? youll get sucked in first and if you try to move it, itll suck that too.

 

PAM has to fight thanos.

[r_trooll15 827]

I am Lady Death, the woman comic book Thanos is madly in love with and thus he wont fight me.

 

PUM has to bear the weight of 15 mammoth tanks stacked on his back.

[Venem 615]

I'm the Juggernaut, and all the Mammys have Light Weight Augment.

I use Jugger OD and launch PBM in the Self-Destruct zone.

[r_trooll15 827]

Its the modern age though so all the tanks are unmanned. Thus i dont die, sitting in my virtual cockpit in Perm.

 

I then order a low orbit ion cannon attack on TPBM

[Venem 615]

I'm Albus Dumbledore, and I instantly Disapparate, just before the cannon hits me.

I Apparate beside PBM, and use Avada Kedavra on him/her. (good luck getting outta that XD. You'll have my respect if you manage to escape)

[r_trooll15 827]

Well, Harry got out of it, so I can too... Hmm... I use expelliarus. Basically replicate that event in Harry Potter.

 

I cast Power word kill on TPBM