[Forum Game] Survive the Above users attack

[E_polypterus 2,374]

Protego!(shield charm)

SeCtUsEmPrA! (To TPBM)

Edited June 22, 2020 by E_polypterus

[r_trooll15 827]

9 minutes ago, E_polypterus said:

Protego!(shield charm)

SeCtUsEmPrA! (To TPBM)

please explain the second part

[E_polypterus 2,374]

Just now, r_trooll15 said:

please explain the second part

Come on I thought you read Harry Potter. Anyway, I send a very dangerous spell to the player below me.

[r_trooll15 827]

I am seriously injured, but able to cast vulnera sanentur a couple times on myself and im fine.

 

I cast True Polymorph on myself to turn into an Ancient Brass Dragon and use my breath attack on TPBM. 

[Venem 615]

18 minutes ago, r_trooll15 said:

I am seriously injured, but able to cast vulnera sanentur a couple times on myself and im fine.

 

I cast True Polymorph on myself to turn into an Ancient Brass Dragon and use my breath attack on TPBM. 

I'm Flash, and I simply move out of the way.

I multi-slap the PBM with my supreme speed.

P.S. If you didn't know Sectumsempra, how'd u find out Vulnera Sanentur? I guess you Googled it... XD

[r_trooll15 827]

I vibrate my hand at a higher frequency than you and phase into you and rip your heart out. Ty to my friend for teaching me about the flash through intense fanboying. I do the same to TPBM

[spiderman1000 737]

Too bad im the black racer, the reaper for speedsters.

 

I wingardium lleviosa PBM.

[r_trooll15 827]

I cast dispel magic at 5th level. Then I can levitate on myself.

I kick TPBM in the face then activate my 3rd gen pyrokinetic powers to blast you with fire. (Fire force)

[spiderman1000 737]

OwO

i call luke skywalker.

 

PBM has to fight superman (without kryptonite)

[r_trooll15 827]

Nah, I grab my interdimensional portal gun and my mr. Meseeks box and have mr meseeks kill superman while I go to TPBM's house and stab him with a sword.

[spiderman1000 737]

too bad I have with me excaliber.

 

PBM has to fight arceus without anything (including pokeballs)

[r_trooll15 827]

why would i do that? Ok, I just start writing in a notebook and make the whole thing non-canon, then brutally murder it with a knife. After all, its a mortal god... that can be captured by a pokeball. lol. 

I then walk into the room that TPBM is currently in looking at this post, or if outside then behind you and start singing a song in a soft quiet voice. While looking like this (warning, may be slightly disturbing):

Spoiler

 

[spiderman1000 737]

so? Watch me all you want. after all, one step in my house, i have RPGs all over.

 

PBM has to fight PBM

[r_trooll15 827]

I fight me and then realize that it's stupid.

 

I then detonate a 50 megaton nuke directly overhead of TPBM

[spiderman1000 737]

one of them explodes midair, taking out the rest.

 

PBM has to eat PBM

[r_trooll15 827]

That's all well and good until you and TPBM realize they're looking at a person eating themselves and you are so horrified by the scene that you commit suicide.

You're in the act of it, TPBM. This calls for a deus ex machina.

Meanwhile I pass out from blood loss, get rushed to the hospital and because of an emergency blood transfusion, I survive.

 

I wouldn't commit suicide, I've been through worse and I'm fine

no really I did

every year after middle school

[/spoiler][/spoiler]

[spiderman1000 737]

Ahem ahem whats more horrific than climate change? i did not commit s*****e

 

PBM is PBMs PBMers PBMing PBM

[r_trooll15 827]

I ignore the spam. This ain't a spam friendly topic.

 

I hit you with 2 grays of radiation

[spiderman1000 737]

there is no such thing as grays of radiation

 

I hit you with gamma

[r_trooll15 827]

its very high energy so most of it just passes through me.

 

I use TPBM as the target for a sychrotron for a day.

 

should be enough for death by acute radiation sickness

[dupuy 318]

Gas mask, haxmat suit, and bomb bunker protect me.

TPBM is locked in reactor number 4.

[coconuttree 519]

reactor number 4 is not in operation.

 

PBM is buried alive.

[AncientFire 1,894]

execute plan 66, i dig out of my own grave and i eat the mud if i have to

PBM is eaten by a bullshark

 

[Cyborg_Is_Noob 32]

He swallowed me, but I managed to still be alive in his stomach, so I used my knife, and cut myself free.

 

PBM is hit by a full salvo of striker rockets from a jgr

[dupuy 318]

I have Lifeguard Drone and double armor with a ttan m4.

TPBM is chained to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.