results Supreme Leader Results!

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Hello Tankers! Today we will announce the winners of the Supreme Leader Contest! There were many good entries but as always, there can only be a few winners. Let us look at these winners and their entries!

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First place goes to @Initiate who will receive 60,000 Crystals , 15 Containers .

Entry:

Spoiler

Let’s say I wake up. I’m the Supreme Leader. I would follow the following 6-step plan to achieve an indisputable reign that could (not to be redundant) not be disputed by anyone.

Step 1: Fire Maf. Literally, him and all the other I&S section moderators. Like, how useless are they? All they do is go around irrationally declining ideas. Like, okay, even if the idea only benefits RIDDLER_8, let's have a little respect around here!

Step 2: Depose Marcus. No reason. Who’s gonna stop me?

Step 3: Trick the developers into making any in-game changes I want by marking all my suggestions in I&S as “Planned.” That way they’ll be "guilted" into actually making them.

Step 4: Take away the permissions of anyone who can take away my permissions. Make my takeover permanent.

Step 5: Ban anyone who disagrees with me.

Step 6: After banning anyone who disagrees with me, I will promote a utopia of respect where everyone is free to have any opinion they want without any repercussions as long as it’s the right opinion (my opinion). And that, my friends, is what I would do if I were Supreme Leader.

Second Place goes to @CyborgPenguin who will receive 50,000 Crystals , 10 Containers .

Entry:

Spoiler

The second I find out I’m the supreme leader, I’d be jumping up and down, celebrating, and maybe even have a slice of cake. Once the celebration was over, I would get down to business on the forum. First, I’d kick the entire forum staff, so I was in charge of everything, and no one could stop me. Then, I’d give myself infinite reputation (for an ego boost), and hide it so that no one would get suspicious. I’d go straight to newspaper competitions and contests, and edit everything so that I win every single competition (all places), and give consolation prizes to everyone who entered (to make everyone happy). I’d look through the tanki developers’ secret page, and find out about all the updates that they’re making to the game, so that I get a head start against everyone else. I would also go edit events, make the event prizes history only CyborgPenguin and Cyborg_Is_Noob, and then change all the rules so that only one player could join and that player was CyborgPenguin. After a long day of making changes, I’d go read some newspaper articles, and chill out. Maybe have a cup of tea, and then I’d wake up realizing it was all a dream. Boo hoo.

Third Place was @At_Shinwho will receive 40,000 Crystals , 5 Containers .

Entry:

Spoiler

What would I do if tomorrow I woke up and found myself to be the supreme leader? Err! Wrong question, my boy! You should have asked, ‘what would I have “not” accomplished the day I become supreme leader!’ Why, you ask? Well, because that story is way shorter and I, busy as I am in meticulously planning my oppressive reign over the “Forum Admins”, am short of time. Future Supreme Leaders can not afford to waste time; you see, time is better spent devising evil plans of gruesome tortures and stealing tanker rights. Firstly, I will “not” tolerate such stupid questions, my boy; and you’ll certainly “not” be alive to comprehend my wrath in all its vibrant glory, at least in the literal sense. My desires and (evil) visions will materialize and every puny tanker will cower with a heart-clenching fear, waiting hopelessly to receive my punishments. I will “not” even give free chocolate milk and cookies to all those pathetic slaves who will “not” dare to call me anything other than “ Supreme Leader of Forum, God of Tankiverse and Ruler of All Tanks”. Au revior in hell!

Third Place was @thunderhunter123 who will receive 40,000 Crystals , 5 Containers .

Entry:

Spoiler

Oh my god! If I were the supreme leader of the forum with unlimited powers and access to all hidden sections, then I would be crying of joy and happiness for the first 14 seconds! Right after that, I would unlock the hidden section and find out the percent drops of all the containers! Next, I would directly go to the "Transfer" section to send a lot of rewards to my account. One by one, I would add "999...s" to every item I can think of sending, and click activate! With all of this excessive power and advantage, I would start to feel greedy and selfish for myself. Moreover, I would realize that I can use my position as a supreme leader to help out all the players and tankers. Using my unlimited powers, I would create a "Wheel-Spinning Reward System" on the Forum. Daily, tankers can spin a wheel for one prize. The rewards would be created entirely by me, with no questions asked and no objections. My wheel would be located in a special, easy-to-see, area. Tankers can get a notification in their game, letting them know to spin the wheel. This would ensure my satisfaction.

And a consolation prize goes to @P.4.R.K.O.U.R who will receive 28,000 Crystals .

Entry:

Spoiler

If I became the Supreme Leader, the first thing I'd do is take over the Dictatorship of the Newspaper and increase the income of Reporters (4 teddy bears instead of 3!). I will also encourage procrastination by awarding 5 cookies per day to lazy reporters. For the crimes it has committed (hogging cookies to itself, threatening Reporters with Flexoo's dirty sock, etc.), Case-doof will be made to serve the dishes in the cafeteria and clean the desks of all Reporters. I will make sure all the good ideas in the Ideas and Suggestions section are duly implemented, even if they decrease the level of P2W in the game. Riddler_8 will be the chief strategist of this section, spamming out at least 93 ideas a week. Adriel.RB would be made the Junior Leader, and head in-charge of the Fun n Memes section. This would be the place where people would be free to spam, post memes, interact with each other, and troll mods. 

P.S. Sacrifice's pole dancing death reaper would be given a better job- to close dead topics.

And a consolation prize goes to @SHREYA88 who will receive 28,000 Crystals .

Entry:

Spoiler

First of all, I'll get out of bed, and take a long shower. Then I'll have a nice breakfast. Let the fun begin! I've always wanted to change my nickname to something cooler, like FormidableMe or TheCarrot, but I couldn't... So now that I'm Supreme Leader, I'll change my Forum nickname to "Almighty" (that's cooler). And, as a bonus, I'll also let a select few 'former' helpers to change their nicknames... Next, I'll make a new Topic, where all my favorite articles and posts will be pinned forever. And whoever's featured there will get 5000 crystals instantly. (Kidding!) Of course, the prizes for Forum contests shall be increased by 11%, along with the number of runner-up prizes. I shall formulate some new rules to consolidate my position, to prevent futile attempts of sabotage, or Forum-Assassination (whatever that is) in the future, and a few trusted aides shall form the TOFPD. I shall introduce a scroll-to-bottom button, which is overdue... ControlledChaos will control all the Random-ness on the Forum, and yes, I'll have to Sacrifice my precious time to see that the job is done well. This position shall be handed over to my heir by Dynasty-ic succession, and this will continue, until Death laughs out loud, and takes my soul...

Prizes will be handed out by Monday.

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Congratulations to the winners! For those of you who have not won this time, do not lose hope. There are many more contests to come. Keep up the amazing performances and best of luck!

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 10]

Nice. Congratulations to all the winners!

@Sacrifice You actually pinged my evil twin duplicated forum account. '_'

[Venem 615]

Congratulations to all winners!!! 

Thanks Sacrifice, for the wonderful prizes!!!

I'll never dream of oppressing the Forum staff again (at least not the reporters) provided we get free cookies and Reputation points everyday !!

Edited July 4, 2020 by SHREYA88

[CyborgPenguin 282]

First time I've actually won a contest... waw

[CyborgPenguin 282]

52 minutes ago, At_Shin said:

Me too! It feels good. Right!

Definitely

[thunderhunter123 741]

@Sacrifice Is there a Newspaper Contest Prizes History?

I wanted to know if my prizes were successfully sent.

Thank you.  

 

[Sacrifice 2,278]

1 minute ago, thunderhunter123 said:

 

Well the prizes are automatically sent on Monday's so I am sure you would have received your prize.

However, that is a good suggestion. Will pass it on to the Administration.

[Venem 615]

1 hour ago, At_Shin said:

Hey sacrifice, I did not get my prize on Monday. It's Tuesday now, so I was wondering if other winners haven't got their prizes too or of that's just me...

I haven't got my prize too...

Though it doesn't really matter when I get the prize, bcoz the discount weekend anyway ended on Sunday... So there's nothing I'm losing, really... XD

[Venem 615]

UPDATE: @Sacrifice I received the prize! (quite a long time ago, but I just remembered the post above...) Thanks! 

Edited July 8, 2020 by SHREYA88

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Yes, the prizes were sent out yesterday. They are usually sent out on Monday's though. 

[Initiate 1,306]

I just saw this

How nice. Thanks @Sacrifice!

[Person_Random 4,991]

On 7/6/2020 at 12:09 PM, thunderhunter123 said:

@Sacrifice Is there a Newspaper Contest Prizes History?

I wanted to know if my prizes were successfully sent.

Thank you.  

 

Great Idea! Will start making a document; will post if/when approved.

[Initiate 1,306]

 

Beautiful, 11 commons

Thanks anyways

[Initiate 1,306]

On 7/4/2020 at 9:31 AM, At_Shin said:

I loved the thought of oppressing forum admins.

"All my words come back to me, in shades of mediocrity..."

Edited January 31, 2021 by Venerable
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