Noobs

[Railguns 36]

Noobs

There’s nothing to be ashamed of,
In accepting that you’re a big noob.
To this statement many might scoff,
“You have gone really crazy, dude!”

But no, I say it with tremendous pride,
‘Cuz it’s something more like an art.
For me, it’s not a thing to hide,
But to exclaim from the depth of my heart.

Being a noob is actually quite handy,
You don’t even need to focus in battle.
No need to stress over any strategy,
Lay back, relax, munch on an apple.

No training is required to accomplish this,
In each and every soul is a built-in noob.
Don’t turn your turret, make your shots miss,
Way easier than solving a Rubik’s cube!

Try your best to bring out the noob in you,
Don’t intentionally use poor equipment, though.
As that’s a strict offence according to the rules,
Sabotage is seriously not the way to go.

Haphazard driving, bumping into obstacles,
Diving with courage into self-destruction pits.
A noob in action is a marvellous spectacle,
How far from the target all their shots hit!

Playing on potato PCs with inferior wifi,
Excessively lagging tanks dancing to the beat.
Their achievements seem like pure sci-fi, 
Flipping seventeen times is no ordinary feat!

If you’re a noob, then do not hesitate,
Show the world your true capability.
‘Cuz noobishness is an honourable trait,
Some might regard it as a secret ability.

Drive past Gold boxes as if they’re nothing,
Try hard to step on each and every mine.
And soon, you’ll rise to the level of a king,
The biggest, greatest noob of all time!

In some battles, however, you might encounter,
These people that are generally called “Pros”.
Immediately you should seek some shelter,
Or they might pack some really hard blows.

They’re well versed in controls and battle tactics,
Supplies, overdrives at the tips of their fingers.
No one can stop their destructive antics.
Not ordinary tanks, they’re experienced gunslingers.

You need to be wary of this species,
Such Pros don’t care about your skill.
They’ll shoot you down with much ease,
All they want is just one more kill.

They find it fun to demolish our weak tanks,
Making us respawn seems their sole objective.
We don’t need twenty deaths, no thanks,
For that, the delete button is more effective.

They don’t even listen to our pleading cries,
There seems no end to their killing spree.
Please stop destroying us, I request you guys,
My K/D just dropped below point zero three.

[Railguns 36]

Edited July 25, 2020 by Railguns
#NoobLivesMatter

[Person_Random 4,991]

Approved.

First off, welcome to the AWS! Excellent first piece; I really enjoyed reading about noobs such as myself, it was a funny and enjoyable read.  The poem had a really strong and fluid beat, a rhythm that few can attain with ease. The rhymes were spot-on and seemed very natural, which goes to show that you have talent at the art of writing poems. I hope to see more content from you soon!

Edits: made the title's font size larger.

[Sabrytoun_Superman 677]

Welcome to the AWS,best of luck, very good start! 

[D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S 432]

Great poem, really enjoyed it 

[cosmic666 1,055]

1 hour ago, Person_Random said:

Approved.

First off, welcome to the AWS! Excellent first piece; I really enjoyed reading about noobs such as myself, it was a funny and enjoyable read.  The poem had a really strong and fluid beat, a rhythm that few can attain with ease. The rhymes were spot-on and seemed very natural, which goes to show that you have talent at the art of writing poems. I hope to see more content from you soon!

Edits: made the title's font size larger.

YIP i 2nd that emotion, i liked it lots im a pro at heart, but noobs are noobs and play their part. 

[cosmic666 1,055]

On 7/25/2020 at 7:01 AM, Railguns said:

Noobs

There’s nothing to be ashamed of,
In accepting that you’re a big noob.
To this statement many might scoff,
“You have gone really crazy, dude!”

But no, I say it with tremendous pride,
‘Cuz it’s something more like an art.
For me, it’s not a thing to hide,
But to exclaim from the depth of my heart.

Being a noob is actually quite handy,
You don’t even need to focus in battle.
No need to stress over any strategy,
Lay back, relax, munch on an apple.

No training is required to accomplish this,
In each and every soul is a built-in noob.
Don’t turn your turret, make your shots miss,
Way easier than solving a Rubik’s cube!

Try your best to bring out the noob in you,
Don’t intentionally use poor equipment, though.
As that’s a strict offence according to the rules,
Sabotage is seriously not the way to go.

Haphazard driving, bumping into obstacles,
Diving with courage into self-destruction pits.
A noob in action is a marvellous spectacle,
How far from the target all their shots hit!

Playing on potato PCs with inferior wifi,
Excessively lagging tanks dancing to the beat.
Their achievements seem like pure sci-fi, 
Flipping seventeen times is no ordinary feat!

If you’re a noob, then do not hesitate,
Show the world your true capability.
‘Cuz noobishness is an honourable trait,
Some might regard it as a secret ability.

Drive past Gold boxes as if they’re nothing,
Try hard to step on each and every mine.
And soon, you’ll rise to the level of a king,
The biggest, greatest noob of all time!

In some battles, however, you might encounter,
These people that are generally called “Pros”.
Immediately you should seek some shelter,
Or they might pack some really hard blows.

They’re well versed in controls and battle tactics,
Supplies, overdrives at the tips of their fingers.
No one can stop their destructive antics.
Not ordinary tanks, they’re experienced gunslingers.

You need to be wary of this species,
Such Pros don’t care about your skill.
They’ll shoot you down with much ease,
All they want is just one more kill.

They find it fun to demolish our weak tanks,
Making us respawn seems their sole objective.
We don’t need twenty deaths, no thanks,
For that, the delete button is more effective.

They don’t even listen to our pleading cries,
There seems no end to their killing spree.
Please stop destroying us, I request you guys,
My K/D just dropped below point zero three.

In fact it's such a good effort i reckon @Person_Random should put you forward for 10 gold boxes added to your garage, really impressed by it ....nice 1.

[cosmic666 1,055]

3 hours ago, Person_Random said:

Approved.

First off, welcome to the AWS! Excellent first piece; I really enjoyed reading about noobs such as myself, it was a funny and enjoyable read.  The poem had a really strong and fluid beat, a rhythm that few can attain with ease. The rhymes were spot-on and seemed very natural, which goes to show that you have talent at the art of writing poems. I hope to see more content from you soon!

Edits: made the title's font size larger.

Aw just checked his profile, he's only dinky wo3 with no supplies. tell devs on top of the 10 golds to give him 1k of each supply, his effort deserves that.  

[Railguns 36]

5 hours ago, Person_Random said:

 

 

5 hours ago, Sabrytoun_Superman said:

 

 

5 hours ago, D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S said:

 

Thanks a lot for the wonderful response. 

2 hours ago, cosmic666 said:

Aw just checked his profile, he's only dinky wo3 with no supplies. tell devs on top of the 10 golds to give him 1k of each supply, his effort deserves that.  

Yeah, I guess I rarely use supplies...

Admin 1k supply pls

[Lose 881]

Great poem, and welcome to the AWS! I hope you post more soon!

[Venem 615]

Wow wow wow!!!

This was a hilarious poem!

Great rhyming, and excellent advice on how to be a noob without breaking rules! XD

Awesome first work, and I hope to see more of your works soon!

(I'd love to say "Welcome to the AWS", but I am not a regular member yet... LOL.)

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

On 7/25/2020 at 11:31 AM, Railguns said:

Please stop destroying us, I request you guys,
My K/D just dropped below point zero three.

Nice poem btw

Edited July 29, 2020 by Gauss-Hornet

[Railguns 36]

1 hour ago, Lose said:

 

 

8 minutes ago, SHREYA88 said:

 

Thanks a lot guys. I'm deeply humbled. 

 

7 minutes ago, Gauss-Hornet said:

 

Oops! I'm bad at math, it seems. 

[tankicola 111]

Very well written poem!

[Thiedes 1,106]

Basically me in a nutshell, well written!  

 

[Picassoo 191]

On 7/25/2020 at 8:01 AM, Railguns said:

Diving with courage into self-destruction pits.

[…]

Drive past Gold boxes as if they’re nothing,

That's what the pros do :T

[E_polypterus 2,374]

2 hours ago, Picassoo said:

That's what the pros do :T

 

3 hours ago, Picassoo said:

Diving with courage into self-destruction pits

?????

[Picassoo 191]

1 minute ago, E_polypterus said:

 

?????

Used in competitive non XP/BP drug battles to respawn quickly with full hp and drugs. Think Island.