What your favourite Turret/Hull says about you

[Mrat13 34]

Please note, this is just for fun, and shouldn't be taken seriously. If you want to make your own jokes, feel free too. So, with that out of the way....

 

Turrets:

- Firebird. You just want to watch the world burn.

- Freeze. You like to play with your food.

- Isida. You wanted to play the healer.

- Hammer. You like to pray to RNGesus.

- Twins. You just can't accept Ricochet is better.

- Ricochet. You really want to prove CQC guns can work.

- Smoky. You like to hold down the fire button.

- Striker. You like gimmicks.

- Vulcan. You REALLY like to hold down the fire button.

- Thunder. You can't aim.

- Railgun. You actually can aim.

- Magnum. You like playing artillery in World of Tanks.

- Gauss. You REALLY can't aim.

- Shaft. You wish maps were even bigger.

 

Hulls:

- Wasp. You use the tactical nuke in Call of Duty.

- Hornet. You hate the heavy hulls.

- Viking. You want ALL the dakka.

- Hunter. You like saying No/Nope.

- Dictator. You wanted to play Viking, but also be a team player.

- Ares. You REALLY like gimmicks.

- Titan. You want to protect your team.

- Mammoth. You like to ram things.

- Hopper. You like to shout YEET.

 

I hope I at least made you laugh

[Maf 32,306]

I would definitely switch Twins, Smoky  and Hammer. The critical shot is the true RNGesus turret mechanic, while Twins is famously made for players who love to put a brick on their spacebar - It's literally one of the achievements for Twins.

[SporkZilla 1,775]

I also think Smoky is wrong (I've got 1450 hours on Smoky now), anyone who puts a brick on their space bar with Smoky isn't going to do very well, even with autocannon

[Maf 32,306]

5 hours ago, At_Shin said:

t is the original word/phrase of which RNG is an abbreviation?

Random Number Generator. It's any system that has unpredictable outcome based on generating a random number. For Hammer it's the pattern of pellet spread (which is quite regular tbh), for Smoky it's whether or not a crit happens, for most other turrets it's the exact amount of damage dealt.

5 hours ago, krish123_super said:

random number generator 

and gegus = jesus , something like too lucky and regarding god like to get .....blah blah

RNGesus implies that you have to pray to get a good outcome

[Maf 32,306]

1 hour ago, At_Shin said:

Thanks, Krish told me about RNG a while ago, and I just learnt a new thing about hammer from you. I didn't know that it's pellet spread is random.

The cone of pellet spread is not random. But the spot in that cone, where each individual pellet hits, is. Although it doesn't make any real difference in actual battles, unlike Smoky's crit, which often makes the difference between life and death.

[Blazing 47]

12 minutes ago, At_Shin said:

Oh, I slightly disagree. While using hammer one or two pellets tend to miss almost every time. (Am I bad at aiming?). 

I think it might have to do with the random pellet position of my shot. But maybe I am just bad at aiming.

However, I agree about smokey. 

use slugger augment for hammer 

it's harder to not hit max damage with this augment