humour 50 Quotes You Would Never Hear in the Tankiverse

[Pythor 1,354]

 

1) "I never have enough mines."

2) "No, I don't want a promocode."

3) "I'll volunteer to be the defender in matchmaking."

4) "I have way too many Tankoins. I don't even know what to do with them all."

5) "Zack is such a lenient discord mod."

6) "The developers have a great relationship with the players. I'm really impressed."

7) "The Tanki eSports community is so non-toxic. I feel incredibly included, welcomed, and loved."

8 ) "The Tanki Discord server has an abundant amount of successful businessmen." 

9) "I absolutely love meeting Magnums on the battlefield. They always put a smile on my face."

10) "Electromagnetic Salvo is such an underrated augment."

11) "I loathe Isidas."

12) "Hopper's overdrive really needs a buff."

13) "I've never ever seen helpers flex their multitude of exotic paints."

14) "No, I would never think kaisdf gets tired from his various helper duties."

15) "The HTML5 version runs so smoothly. I never experience any kind of lag whatsoever."

16) "I envy people who finish challenges within the first two days." 

17) "I respect ScoobyDeww." 

18) "Friday Raw needs to be resuscitated."

19) "I support the morals of GreenClan."

20) "Semyon Kirov was toxic to the game."

21) "Volt didn't place in the top 3 for a coloring contest. I'm extremely disappointed for him."

22) "I've never envied people with a cool nickname."

23) "Jay has such a melodious singing voice. I love his Tanki music videos."

24) "I don't know how Riddler_8 could be so smart. His ideas could revolutionize the game."

25) "Tentacles is pleasant to gaze upon."

26) "I bet Marcus's real name isn't Marcus."

27) "I collect flag paints."

28) "I am extremely enthused about 3D bushes."

29) "I actually prefer the blue side on Noise."

30) "I love sitting in the matchmaking queue."

31) "Tech support always responds so quickly."

32) "I've never been called a noob."

33) "I've never been bombarded with attempted sabotage in a public parkour battle."

34) "eSports players are incredibly respectful."

35) "I always remember to shut off my eSports Checker immediately following the end of the match."

36) "Tanki is gaining in popularity."

37) "No, I don't care what paint my ratings page says I've used the most."

38) "I can never find a suitable Serpuhov pro battle."

39) "I'm perfectly fine waiting for this Sandbox XP/BP to fill up. This is a constructive use of my time."

40) "As a Flash user, I didn't mind logging into HTML5 to claim my mission rewards at all."

41) "I've never failed a captcha check." 

42) "I've carefully read through the cookies policy."

43) "As a Brigadier, I prefer playing against Legends."

44) "The Tanki newspaper is run by a sea-cow."

45) "I've never been extremely pleased with myself after successfully pulling off an OMP stunt."

46) "Skins suck."

47) "I'd highly recommend stock Rail in matchmaking."

48) "I love reading newspaper articles written in bright, blinding colors."

49) "Who's Godmode_ON?"

50) "Yesss. Server restart."

 

PyTHOR

 

 

[Person_Random 4,991]

if you want something to tickle your funny bone, then we've got the piece for you. Pythor prepares 50 hilarious quotes you won't be caught dead saying in Tanki Online. Check 'em out and get your daily dose of laughter in!

[CyborgPenguin 282]

The Zack one is on point

[epic 9]

Cringe 

[Spektrix 440]

nothing but fax Great Job @Pythor

[Files 40]

Lmao that was on point 

keep it up finally a forum post that isnt that boring :)

 

[0987654876 2]

On 13.10.2020 at 1:11 AM, Pythor said:

 

1) "I never have enough mines."

2) "No, I don't want a promocode."

3) "I'll volunteer to be the defender in matchmaking."

4) "I have way too many Tankoins. I don't even know what to do with them all."

5) "Zack is such a lenient discord mod."

6) "The developers have a great relationship with the players. I'm really impressed."

7) "The Tanki eSports community is so non-toxic. I feel incredibly included, welcomed, and loved."

8 ) "The Tanki Discord server has an abundant amount of successful businessmen." 

9) "I absolutely love meeting Magnums on the battlefield. They always put a smile on my face."

10) "Electromagnetic Salvo is such an underrated augment."

11) "I loathe Isidas."

12) "Hopper's overdrive really needs a buff."

13) "I've never ever seen helpers flex their multitude of exotic paints."

14) "No, I would never think kaisdf gets tired from his various helper duties."

15) "The HTML5 version runs so smoothly. I never experience any kind of lag whatsoever."

16) "I envy people who finish challenges within the first two days." 

17) "I respect ScoobyDeww." 

18) "Friday Raw needs to be resuscitated."

19) "I support the morals of GreenClan."

20) "Semyon Kirov was toxic to the game."

21) "Volt didn't place in the top 3 for a coloring contest. I'm extremely disappointed for him."

22) "I've never envied people with a cool nickname."

23) "Jay has such a melodious singing voice. I love his Tanki music videos."

24) "I don't know how Riddler_8 could be so smart. His ideas could revolutionize the game."

25) "Tentacles is pleasant to gaze upon."

26) "I bet Marcus's real name isn't Marcus."

27) "I collect flag paints."

28) "I am extremely enthused about 3D bushes."

29) "I actually prefer the blue side on Noise."

30) "I love sitting in the matchmaking queue."

31) "Tech support always responds so quickly."

32) "I've never been called a noob."

33) "I've never been bombarded with attempted sabotage in a public parkour battle."

34) "eSports players are incredibly respectful."

35) "I always remember to shut off my eSports Checker immediately following the end of the match."

36) "Tanki is gaining in popularity."

37) "No, I don't care what paint my ratings page says I've used the most."

38) "I can never find a suitable Serpuhov pro battle."

39) "I'm perfectly fine waiting for this Sandbox XP/BP to fill up. This is a constructive use of my time."

40) "As a Flash user, I didn't mind logging into HTML5 to claim my mission rewards at all."

41) "I've never failed a captcha check." 

42) "I've carefully read through the cookies policy."

43) "As a Brigadier, I prefer playing against Legends."

44) "The Tanki newspaper is run by a sea-cow."

45) "I've never been extremely pleased with myself after successfully pulling off an OMP stunt."

46) "Skins suck."

47) "I'd highly recommend stock Rail in matchmaking."

48) "I love reading newspaper articles written in bright, blinding colors."

49) "Who's Godmode_ON?"

50) "Yesss. Server restart."

 

PyTHOR

 

 

Nice

[SulfuricAcid 504]

:D especially "yes, server restart" one

 

Edited January 23, 2021 by SulfuricAcid

[Zloldeath 9]

Especially the 23th one XD

Jay sings so bad

Look at his Youtube videos, that's hilarious

 

 

Edited January 23, 2021 by Zloldeath